“WE NEED A HOME. WILL YOU TAKE US IN?“
THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT HAS IMPLEMENTED A NEW POLICY DESIGNED TO ADDRESS THE HUMANITARIAN CONCERNS OF MANY: WHAT TO DO ABOUT FOREIGN TERRORISTS CAPTURED BY THE SYRIAN ARMY?
With the Amnesty Program moving apace in the country giving young men a second chance at a normal life, thousands have availed themselves of the opportunity to transmogrify from rodents into human beings. But what about captured terrorists from foreign countries? Don’t they count for anything? ……….Sure they do.
The Syrian Ministry of Foreign Affairs announces a new program designed to repatriate captured terrorists from the following countries: United Kingdom, Australia, United States, France and Germany, and to offer them for adoption by loving, civilized families. We’re sorry, but, terrorists from countries like Saudi Arabia and Chechnya will have to euthanized and cremated.
Clove Barnacle of Coventry, U.K., plays with her recently-acquired terrorist pet, ‘Abu Falaafel”, in her newly refurbished flat. “My God, I never knew how nice a local terrorist could be. Why, I wouldn’t know what to do without him. And, he speaks English!”, she purrs.
Our catalog includes thousands of British, French, American, Australian and German nationals. They all need a loving home in their country of origin. Aren’t you willing to provide that to them?
Now and only now, the Syrian Government is prepared to send these terrorists back to their homelands at only a minimum cost to the adopting family. The Syrian Government guarantees that all terrorists sent to the listed countries will have received rabies shots, Interferon and penicillin injections. Our foreign terrorists are only rarely without complete body parts – amputations sometimes necessary to save the poor critter’s life.
SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!! If you order today, the Syrian Government will send the adopting family an EXTRA TERRORIST! WHAT AN OFFER! That’s right. TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!! Another terrorist just like the ones in the picture shown at the start of this advertisement.
Don’t be shy. It’s time you took these terrorists back. And what better way than by adoption. Have them in your home. Listen to these testimonials from adoptive citizens:
“Jeez’o’Pete! I never knew how great it would be to have my own cannibal in the house. Instead of having to feed him, he finds vermin on my property and eats them. I really like what he does to rats!” Kazimir Cownofski, Hemp Highlands, New Jersey
Kazimir horsing around with his pet terrorist, Abu-Hummus.
“The wife and me, well, we’re getting up there in years. Thanks to the Adopt a Terrorist Program, we don’t have to make tea any more. I didn’t know Pakistanis drank tea. So now, Fern and I can relax and let him brew it.” Smedley Darff-Tetley, Stankblaster-on-Stye, Kent, U.K.
Abu-Arse, says “Hullo” to Smedley every morning before tea.
THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT GUARANTEES THE ARRIVAL OF EVERY TERRORIST TO HIS HOME COUNTRY IN HIS OWN PRIVATE CAGE PROVIDED BY THE GOVERNMENT. Once on his home turf, he is the responsibility of the adoptive family unit or the governmental agency responsible for monitoring his “condition”.
DISCLAIMER: The Syrian Government, its embassies and representatives, explicitly deny any warranties as to the fitness of any terrorist sent to the above-mentioned countries with regard to domestication or adaptiveness. In fact, the Syrian Government specifically excludes any consideration for damages in the event the 1. terrorist kills or injures a family member 2. blows himself up in a train station or 3. eats the adoptive family members. Adoptive families have been warned not to permit any adopted terrorist to drive a car or truck. KEEP TERRORIST PET AWAY FROM FERTILIZER.
This is an advertisement paid for by the NATO ADOPT A RAT IN COUNTRY ORGANIZATION or NARCO.
The Syrian army is getting their ass raped lol
Video shows Obama Alqaeda/” moderates” jihadist near aleppo prison is a discourse requesting a union of all terrorist forces and suicide bombers to help them take aleppo prison..
http://youtu.be/REf5L_Y1IK8
If you want to study how Saudi apes speak, look at this tape. What a nut!! In any case, the attack was a stinking failure. Ziad
What a ranting brain-dead monkey! Saudi scum! May a Syrian army RPG-7 find your anus as you are bent over fulfilling your sodomistic callings! Anyhow, Ziad, have you read anything on the VT(Veterans Today) site recently? It seems that its chief editor is reporting that Saudi Apeia is on an enormous world-wide arms shopping spree. He purports that they are preparing to arm a new army made up entirely of foreigners to wage their world-wide Wahabbi war. In a nutshell, they are going full steam ahead on the war call. Something big is definitely brewing with these Bedoiun primates. Are… Read more »
The war in syria can end overnight.. if Americans just mobilze and help Syria to be completely Destroyed with hundreds thousands civilians killed by Obama administration and Zionist Republicans. IF American veterans from the IRAQ war decided to Defect from their country (snowden like) and decided to go to Syria and offer their help with the security of civilians ,and Americans show up with their army uniforms and Flag on the media in Syria helping in their security against Alqaeda.. a massive wave of World Wide reports will raise awareness of all Americans and Demand him to attacking Syria ,to… Read more »
This is the way to end the war in Syria.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bncoipjNSkw But also it will be even more powerful the message to have Veterans from the IRAQ war from US-UK and FRANCE.. in Syria ,not fighting with Alqaeda but helping the Syrian Government. Just 100 – 200 soldiers from US-UK-France will be more than enough to draw all war attention to Syria and make Obama -Cameron and Holande that what they doing is totally wrong and the chain reaction of defections on the military in the west will be unstoppable . No NATO power will bomb Syria knowing the media… Read more »
I responded to the first Anon comment already. I agree with all of you. But, I don’t want to see innocent human shields targeted for death by nihilist ape terrorists. Ziad
Turkish MPs brawl in parliament as Erdoğan wins judiciary vote
Opposition MP taken to hospital after vote to give justice ministry greater control over judges amid corruption scandal
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Youtube Video: Fight Brawl Turkish MPs Turkey Parliament.
One MP was hospitalized with a broken nose!
Dear Egineh Turkos, Idmen gar toi panthos eni Ankara. Great tape just shows how deplorable the situation in Turkey is. My Heavens! Ziad
Unless the army moves in to stop the destruction of secular Turkey, this rodent, Erdoghan may declare himself Sultan for Life. What a disaster. The Sick Man of Europe, indeed. Ziad
Syria: NDF targeting and killing rebel infantry with ATGMs
Part of channel(s): Syria (current event)
NDF video showing NDF ATGM & heavy caliber fire on islamist rebels in Az-Zarah in Syria.
First time I am seeing NDF use ATGMs against rebels and as we can see they are doing it very good.
Read more about Syrian National Defence Forces here
Location: Az – Zara
Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af6_1392474753#PkZ6Dzp2FEIyKFpF.99
The moral effect of the thundering of one’s own artillery is most extraordinary, and many of us thought that we had never heard any more welcome sound than the deep roaring and crashing that started in at our rear.
Fritz Kreisler
Many weapons deployed today by the NDF were captured from terrorists. These Saudi-bought weapons systems have been invaluable to us. We hope the Saudis continue to send these wonderful toys so we can use them to kill rats. Since the Saudis are not sending Manpads to the rodents in Jordan, we hope to have those also in our inventory. Thanks for the wonderful video, Ziad.
Run run . Very funny how rats react ,not ready yet for the martyrdom
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a35_1392458550
A great Wile E. Coyote Moment. Thanks, Raad
Abdul Waheed Majeed’s family say they believed he was on humanitarian mission before reports of suicide attack
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/feb/14/pictures-emerge-british-suicide-bomber-syrian-children?CMP=twt_gu
The only humanitarian thing he did was die. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I always say. Ziad
The British can expect to see the return of many trained suicide bombers to their country when the rat invasion is finally quashed. It will be their reward to enjoy for fomenting war crimes. Being an American colony and a center of international financial fraud does have it’s drawbacks.
Not funny. That’s crass. I agree with Anonymous and Raymond 100% – this post clearly shows what’s really wrong with the humanity. The ruling global cabal does not have to seek deep to tap into dark side of human nature – even people supposedly good-natured on the surface like Ziad, when you stress them a little bit show their chauvinism, hatred, disrespect for others, self-conceit. Ziad does not care about people other than his ilk. This just confirms what I have suspected all along – if people in Syria were more concerned with the fate of other fellow Syrians (see… Read more »
Good bye. Enjoy your empty, humorless life. Ziad
Will be a new player in the Fastnacht Procession in Germany,
as an Syrian terrorist alike the pictures above.
I don’t understand. Ziad
Great writing. Bad photos.
These atrocities at Abu Ghraib show one thing: the criminal depravity of Amerika.
But a writer’s funny stuff should not be neutralised by such images. It ruins the joke.
Remember, the cruelties inflicted at Abu Ghraib traumatised the Sunni community and made it easier for the Saudi apes to instigate their subversions, which contributed to the recruitment against Syria.
Personally, I recommend work gangs. Make these scum rebuild what they destroyed, humping rocks in chains. Castrate them: we don’t want ’em to breed, ever.
regards.
The photos were obviously from Abu Ghraib. I used them in an effort to poke fun at the hypocrisy of the U.S. It should not be taken too seriously or as a reflection on my lack of sympathy for those humiliated by the U.S. Army. Stay in touch and lighten up. Ziad
I’m really sorry for the crimes that terrorists from Europe made in Syria, but please ,please ,please Kill them all! In Europe, vast majority of ordinary people supported Syria and Syrian people in the fight against terrorism and ordinary people was opposed to any foreign interference in Syrian problems (this best seen when whole Europe said “fuck off USA, we do not want to bomb Syria” and it is not far to terrorists return to Europe because their targets are ordinary people rather than politicians, bankers and other scum. Kill them all and let them die slowly and in pain.… Read more »
Most foreign rats are cremated to avoid stench and trouble. I agree with you and salute all those who support our struggle against terrorism. And, we are trying to kill them all. Ziad
Cute puppies up for adaption…ding…ding….ding….
But, are they bearded puppies? Ziad
Well, you just lost one sympathizer, not of the Syrian struggle against the wahhabi takfiris, but of your website. The photos you show are from Irak, if I am not mistaken. Many of those who have been tortured and martyred in the occupation prisons at the hands of the American scum were innocents. Suppose that Americans had their way in intervening militarily in Syria and committed this sort of crimes with Syrian innocent citizens, how would you react. An acute case of utter “mauvais gout” of of “Jameson” intoxication.
Don’t be a homo. His whole post is just a joke. He used photos from Iraq (those with a sense of humor spell it with a q), but he didn’t commit any of the acts of torture. He didn’t commit any of the crimes of the terrorists. He is just reminding the public how the Americans treated these same Takfiri / Wahhabi terrorist types. Many innocent Iraqis indeed were killed, and the Kurds cheered on the invasion from the beginning while the Shia, Sunni & Christians resisted. So, blame the Kurds for their lobbying efforts and willingness to always serve… Read more »
You are absolutely correct, my friend with a sense of humor. My God! I cannot believe some readers are so dense. Ziad
I totally agree with you, this parody is in bad taste, besides most of the men that were tortured and killed at Abu Grhaib were Iraqi enlisted servicemen, clearly a violation of international law and the Geneva conventions.
These crimes still needs to be prosecuted.
As for the criminals fighting in Syria – a bullet to the back of the head wether or not they are foreign or domestic.
“Mosques are plenty, churches are plenty, graveyards are plenty, but morals and whiskey are scarce.”
It’s gallows Humor & Irony sprinkled with Sarcasm!
Should be taken a tad more light heartedly than this 🙂
Your’e an idiot, we all know the pics are from Iraq, any educated person would know that, Ziad was just making funny jokes, and i laughed, don’t be a softy, grow a pair.
No , i didnt find the humor in it, the men that were tortured out of their minds at Abhu Grhaib were real human beings who fought for their country just like the SAA is fighting for their country today.
Raymond, i realise they were tortured out of their minds, but Ziad chose to show these pics for one reason or another, as far as i am concerned the west is the biggest violator of human rights, it should practice what it preaches.
What a nimrod. Of course it’s from Iraq. Did you believe the article was true? And not satire? Please, don’t read our blog. Our readers are supposed to have a sense of humor. My God! Ziad
Do they come with an on/off button?
Listening to Abu Arse´s “Allahau Akbar” must be extremely annoying…
Using Pavlovian methods, you can get them to stop saying that. I did not tell you that the terrorist pets come with a special electric device that shocks them whenever they say Allahu Akbar. Ziad
Qadimoon ya yabrood nuhnu jaysh al hurr
Umm, they are fighting an Islamic insurgency, so why not use the very clear rules of Islamic warfare as their punishment. 1. If you surrender before fighting has commenced, and you can use this on a battle by battle basis, you are secure 2. If you are captured after fighting has commenced, you are executed. 3. When shooting at the terrorists once battle commences, it is shoot to kill, not wound, warn or scare off 4. For those who surrender, they will be levied jiziya on their heads, a humiliating tax designed to demonstrate submission (paying tribute) 5. If they… Read more »
I really would prefer to adopt the tactics of the 21st Century. The effort by Salafists to introduce 7th Century methods only makes them seem more locked in a world of nihilism. Some of the points you’ve raised are being implemented by the SAA. For example, our soldiers shoot to kill and treat prisoners fairly well. Saudis, Chechens and the rest of the foreign rat rabble can expect no quarter. Ziad
Ziad how many are you adopting?They would be great in the winter to pull your sled thru the snow.
ziad, there is talk of a no fly zone being enforced in the south of syria along the jordanian border. your thoughts please. also why is russia working within international law when dealing with these gangsters? are they being naive?. what would they do if a no fly zone was attempted in your opinion?. it is time to take the gloves off with this bunch is it not?
Syrian Air Force jets fly regularly over the south and helicopters are still being deployed. There is no no-fly zone. Russia would not stand for it. Don’t forget, Syria has the S-300 whether the press likes it or not. There is nothing in Jordan to scare our air force. Nothing. Russians are enjoying playing the role of “moral advocate” – appearing so right and proper in the face of the machinations of the West. They’ve already concluded 2 massive weapons deals already because of it – Egypt and Iraq. They’re doing fine. Ziad
Yes exactly. Mother Russia is doing perfectly fine. Syria has 75-90 advanced, heavily modernised, upgraded, overhauled MiG-29SMT/M2 4th generation multi-role fighters capable of taking down anything Jordan, Israhell, Saudi Zionia & NATO regionally have available. The neo-colonialist cabal oligarch mobsters as well as their armies of revtard rats shalt never bend the great will of Syrian Lions. Allah, Souriya, Bilad ash-Sham, Bashar w bas!
Oh, I don’t think they’re very adept with snow or our miserable winters. I think, I’ll let the white guys adopt them, you know, the white guys who are arming them. Right? Ziad
As an old white guy I’ll take pass on this but I’m sure the evil dark prince cheney would take a few;)