OUR READER, “ALL THE WORLD LOVES SYRIA” SENDS THIS INCREDIBLE EXPOSE WITH A RECOVERING TERRORIST FROM JORDAN JUST REALIZING HE WAS TREATED IN A SYRIAN GOVERNMENT HOSPITAL HIS COMPLIMENTS ARE ESPECIALLY FUNNY BECAUSE ALL THE WHILE HE THINKS HE’S BEING TREATED BY THE FSA. UNBELIEVABLE VIEWING. DON’T MISS IT. HERE IT IS:
BANIAS: THE IMAGE OF THE SAR FLAG WITH PLACARDS RAISED HIGH WITH THE PICTURE OF DR. BASHAR AL-ASSAD RULED THE STREETS OF BANIAS YESTERDAY IN A HUGE DEMONSTRATION SUPPORTING THE SACRIFICES OF OUR GREAT ARMY. DEMONSTRATIONS ALSO IN AL-QURAYTEEN VILLAGE NEAR HOMS AND AL-QARDAAHA, DR. ASSAD’S HOME TOWN.
DAMASCUS: NEWS OUT OF THE CAPITAL AUGURS ILL FOR THE AMERICAN-SAUDI-ZIONIST PLOT. THERE IS SIMPLY NO HOPE FOR THESE WRETCHED RATS.
Mu’adhdhamiyyat Al-Qalamoon: J.N. and J.I. took a nice hit here losing 7 of their rodents while 2 were wounded and captured. No names have been released.
Al-Ruhayba: Fighting here involving more J.N. and J.I. No details in on-going clashes.
Yabrood: SAA killed 27 rats last night and destroyed 3 flatbeds with 23mm cannons. A rout. No names because the rodents were mostly foreign.
Reemaa Farms: Heavy fighting trying to keep dingos from escaping the inevitable. Monzer reports 12 confirmed kills.
Muheeb Ahmad Nawfal
Akram Sa’eed Al-‘Imaadi
No other names available.
Al-Sahl to the northwest: SAA tailed escaping rodents and killed 4 of the estimated 14. The others are still being harried as I write.
Al-Mushrifa: More fighting in same area but no details.
Dayr Al-Sherubeem (Cherubim Monastery) to the East: Rats tried to cross into safer territory, but the unit protecting this area is much larger than the one which existed in 2013. The rats were killed to the tune of 8 as helicopter gunships mowed their stinking carcasses down. No names.
Khaan Al-Shaykh: On Nestle Street. NDF killed 2 hyenas:
Maytham ‘Ali Al-Badawi
Shareef Zayn Muhammad
Dayr Khibya: An entire nest was invaded by SAA and all scavengers inside sent to the Hot Gates. This was a J.N. nest complete with tapes and Captagon.
Daarayyaa: Fighting with remnant snipers, as usual. No names.
Al-Nashaabiyya: 5 confirmed buzzards killed, 2 of whom were Saudi chimpanzees. No names available.
Kafr Batna: At the Al-Shaalaati Fuel Station, 12 jackals were put down all belonging to Jabhat Al-Nusra.
Al-Maleeha: Clean-up as this area is about to be cleansed:
Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer: (See map above of Al-Maleeha). Ditto.
Zibdeen: Mild skirmishing. 1 rat confirmed dead:
Fu’aad Hussayn Al-Masri
‘Aaliya Farms: No details about fighting here.
‘Irbeen to the North of Ghubayr Square. J.I. and 1 pick-up destroyed.
‘Adraa Workers’ Residencies at the Expansion Area: a pick-up with the usual 23mm aa cannon was destroyed. 4 rodents killed. No names.
________________________________________________________________ NEWS AND COMMENTARY: India is ruffled by the Saudi apes trying to deal with Pakistan for more arms to their rodent cannibals in Syria. Good article here for all our readers in India: http://therearenosunglasses.wordpress.com/2014/02/25/saudi-doublespeak-hits-indias-core-interests/ ________________________________________________________________ WILE E. COYOTE HUMOROUS MOMENT:
A reader sent in this hilarious skit performed by our NDF, Ba’ath Party Youth Organization militia members. You’ll love it. It’s a send-up of the drivel the rats keep producing: