DAMASCUS: Gee, whatever happened to the Southern Front? Surprise?!! I don’t know.
Yabrood: Another Lebanteezian from Tripoli is identified amongst the 15 dead rats. 56 were wounded and taken prisoner.
Haytham Ammoon (Lebanteezian cat vomit)
‘Umar Hazali (He’s still laughing in Hell)
Al-Zabadaani: In the Eastern Mountains, 26 rodents exterminated. No names.
Daarayyaa: A nest of vermin was uncovered. All 12 killed by NDF. 3 of them were rat leaders:
Husaam Raateb Al-Naa`ili
Saqr ‘Ali Al-Sammaan
Hassan ‘Abdul-Ghafoor Mu’allaq
The rest were not identified.
Doumaa in Al-‘Aaliya Farms: A flatbed with Doschka mounted on it was destroyed:
Sabeena (var. Subayna): 15 hyenas surrender here to security forces. Altogether, 432 rats have turned themselves over to security since February 27, 2014 in the areas of Buqqeen, Madhaayaa and Daarayyaa.
Hizza at the Al-Ash’ari Farms: Confirmed 7 rats killed and 3 wounded. No names.
Jawbar at the Central Corniche: A truck with weapons and ammo was stopped. All contents seized and distributed to NDF for use in killing Saudi apes.
Jawbar: At the Old Bath House and Grand Mosque, SAA killed 4 rodents:
Jawbar: Also here, the SAA detected and destroyed a 100 meter-long tunnel.
‘Adraa Town: At the Hujr bin ‘Udayy Mosque and the 9th Quarter, 11 rats killed by security forces and NDF.
Al-Waafideen Camp: 11 rats killed. No names.
‘Adraa Town and Workers’ Residencies: SAA destroyed a truck belonging to Jabhat Al-Islam. No details.
‘Irbeen: Skirmishing. No details.
DAYR EL-ZOR: CHECHEN TRASH JACKALS PUNISHED 7 CIVILIANS YESTERDAY NEAR DAYR EL ZOR BY EXECUTING THEM PUBLICLY. ONE OF THE 7 WAS A LITTLE 10 YEAR OLD BOY WHOSE FATHER IMPLORED THE KILLERS NOT TO SHOOT. THEY SHOT HIM ANYWAY. ANOTHER WAR CRIME FOR OBAMA AND HIS SAUDI ALLIES.
City: A group called Mu`assassat Al-Furqaan which follows ISIS was written into the history books yesterday as the only 4 members were killed:
Abu-Suhayb Al-Leebi (Libyan weasel chancre. Id pending)
The other 3 were all foreigners who could not be identified.
City: At the Odessa Hotel, which was taken over by ISIS rats as a command and control center exploded (Ooops!) and killed one rat. A firefight started after that with members of our Ansaar Al-Jaysh Al-Soori (Supporters of the SAA) and some more were killed.
Fighting also between ISIS and SAA here also killed another 2 ISIS rodent leaders:
Abu ‘Awf Al-Leebi (More Libyan ape excrement. a/k/a Al-Assad Al-Humaam, the Gallant Lion. Yawn. Id pending)
Abu Makrama Al-Ansaari (reportedly an aide de camp for some cockroach named Abu Waheeb, yawn)
(Photo: Ba’ath Party Files)
Mawrek (var: Moork) Members of J.N. and Sooraan Mustafaa Al-Hassan were wiped out:
Ahmad Al-Raa’iy (rodent leader and Captagon addict)
Bilaal ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Al-Khitaabi
Talbeesa on 3-6-14, 10 J.N. rats killed at the Abu-Al-‘Izz Farms:
Ayman Al-Boosta (a/k/a “Al-Hurr”, The Free Man)
No other names available.
Al-Zaara: This rat was killed on 3-6-14:
Zakariyyaa Duqqayr (poss. var. Daqyar)
Gharz Al-Khirbaat Prison area. Fighting with no details.
Grain Silos southeast of Der’ah City, some rat-stats but no details.
City: South of Jordan Street, skirmishing.
Al-Hiraak: 12 dead rodents who attacked a military outpost.
Al-Zabaa`er Village in Al-Lijaat: Skirmishing.
Ayd Village: A flatbed with 23mm cannon seized. 6 rodents killed.
City: Yarmook School, 3 vermin killed. All weapons and ammo confiscated.
Simleen: At the Main Water Cistern, a skirmish.
Kataakeet Factory: 2 cockroaches killed. No names.
NEWS AND ARTICLE WORTH READING:
Pepe Escobar is one of my favorites. He hits it on the head here with an article about Saudi Scarabia and terrorism:
Great article. Unity with the Russian Federation! If you are curious, read this fun-filled piece:
NSNBC pulls the cover off Medecins Sans Frontieres, Doctors Without Borders, another NATO scam going along with AI and HRW:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks, Dudley)
As some readers noted, this might be a satirical skit put on by pro-Assad wiseacres: