LEBANON IN THE CROSS HAIRS OF DESTINY; MICHEL SULAYMAN AND THE OSTRICH

All of us love a good joke.  We even love a nice dose of scandal – something to make us shiver in delight when someone says something so fatuous you cringe in embarrassment for him; or is caught in a penumbra of hypocrisy as sodden with malodorous peccadilloes as it is with Iago-esque innuendo. Michel Sulayman, the Lebanese Maronite president, is about to leave office on May 25, 2014, with a legacy so rife with negligence, four-flushing, conspiracy and connivance, he had to utter these words to the daily Al-Jumhooriyya yesterday in something that sounded like an apologia at Satan’s Gate. (Try to keep from laughing yourselves silly):

On Hizbollah: “Did you forget you went far beyond your “mandate” on the subject of resistance and went to Syria to fight?”

“I have said what I have said because I am committed to the oath.  But, exceeding the mandate given to the Resistance compelled me to speak out frankly because it’s my duty to tell the truth.”

He called on Hizbollah to withdraw from Syria “….because your participation in the Syrian war has done great damage to Hizbollah and to Lebanon”.   Yeah, and to Saudi Arabia and Obama.

And now, before you barf your breakfast, get this corker: “I will happily hand over my duties to the president-elect.  I will go home. I performed my national duty and my conscience is clear.” Oh, will the Saints spare us the pontifications? Conscience is clear?  Sure, if you’re a sociopath, your conscience would be clear just like when you empty your bladder on something you didn’t want.

The policy of “DISSOCIATION”? Remember that? Lebanon is dissociated from the situation in Syria.  Sulayman was so disengaged he actually put his head in the sand, turned a blind eye or just plainly winked as thousands of terrorists belonging to the opposition set up shop on his borders with Syria in order to try to oust the sitting president of a neighboring country.  He even let a gaggle of Gauls into the country to enable the terrorists in the north to better seek targets in their grand effort to destabilize Syria and destroy its infrastructure. The French spy contingent came in to Beirut Airport without even trying to conceal its identity.  They hopped on their Oscar Mayer Wiener trucks amidst the refulgent flashes of cameras and drove to the ‘Akkaar effortlessly and without incident to meet up with their sacred heroes of nihilism. “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and money for me.” 

There is no doubt in our mind that Sulayman was in the Saudi bag, so to speak, from the moment the apes of Arabia and Sa’ad Hariri decided to lock their hairy, greasy paws together to overthrow Dr. Assad.  He may not have liked it, but, the Saudis had a lot of money in the Banque du Liban and Medbank; and owned much real estate which successive governments in Lebanon permitted them to buy despite the fact that Lebanese were not allowed to own land on the sacred sands of Arabia unless they did so with a Saudi ape formally on the title.  So, when Arabia grunts, Sulayman dances.

But, there is more than money. Sulayman knew that the huge Syrian military would someday play a role in Lebanon.  Like most Maronites, he harbors a grudge against Damascus, the Ba’ath and militarily superior Syria.  He will not admit that it was Syria which saved the Maronites’ bacon in Lebanon in 1976 when General Hafez Al-Assad intervened in the Lebanese Civil War to prevent the collapse of the Maronite Right in order to maintain a balance of forces – a decision that General Assad might today have rued had he lived long enough to feel right-wing Maronite treachery.

Like most Maronite fascists, he grudgingly admires the Zionists and thinks of them as protectors, or, at a minimum, fellows in the anti-Islamic trench.  So, when the Saudis made it clear they wanted an anti-Assad front in Lebanon, Sulayman, true to his oath (nyuk), stuck his head in the sand and just let it happen.

And today, he must face an ugly truth.  THE CAMPAIGN AGAINST BASHAR AL-ASSAD CAME A CROPPER. IT FAILED. SIMPLE. SYRIA IS STRONGER MILITARILY THAN BEFORE. ITS ALLIANCES ARE MORE SOLID THAN BEFORE. AND ITS TECHNOLOGY IS ADVANCED ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE THE ZIONIST SETTLER STATE’S.

Once Sulayman knew there would be no change in Syria and that he now had tens of thousands of Syrian and foreign Jihadist terrorists – whom he allowed on Lebanese soil – not to mention 1,000,000 Syrian refugees draining Lebanese coffers, he made a trip to the ape king of Arabia, Abdullah, and implored the simian suzerain to lend a hand.

Here is a transcript of the secret conversation between the two in Riyadh as recorded by a fly working for the Mercury News Service who had managed to find a hiding place in the king’s sticky beard:

SULAYMAN: Your Highness, ahem, it appears Bandar’s and Robert Ford’s predictions were completely wrong.  What do I do now?

ABDULLAH: Cockadoodledoo!

SULAYMAN: I mean, if you don’t mind the expression, it’s all a big SNAFU.  I’ve got these bearded killers all over the country and they are calling me an infidel. This Abu Bambam the Indonesian wants to behead me.  Then I’ve got Hizbollah and they can beat the Israelis and our army. Can you help?

ABDULLAH:  Put your faith in Allah, for Allah even helps infidels.

SULAYMAN:  Yes, that’s very nice.

ABDULLAH: How much?

SULAYMAN: Three billion.

ABDULLAH: For arms?

SULAYMAN: No. For me and Jumblatt.  I’ve got to find a safe place to hide.

ABDULLAH: We will have to make it look like a deal for arms from France.  We always make these military deals, you know, to smuggle money out of the country. Okay. Will the French go along?

SULAYMAN: Francois loves it. He only wants a fraction in tins of pate de foie Perigord.

“As queer as a 100 riyal note”

All Lebanese should thank this departing patriot for the great works he has performed.  Thanks to Sulayman, the rats who were intended to enter Tal Kalakh from Waadi Khaaled are now stuck in Lebanese Wadi Khaled.

The rodents who were meant to fight at Al-Qusayr and beyond are huddled in large numbers in Hermel, Lebanon.

And those intended to fight in the Qalamoon, well, they’re just stuck in Lebanese ‘Arsaal.

So, how will the Lebanese get rid of all these armed killers?  Gee, Golly, we just don’t know.

And who is Sulayman going to blame for this?

Samir Geagea says he wants to run for president of the republic in what he called “the Mother of All Battles”.  It would be most appropriate for Lebanon to go from a swindling, conniving, devious stooge of the Saudis to a convicted murderer, child killer, church destroyer, gangster and Saudi stooge like Geagea.  After all, it is poetic justice that a country so narcissistic and involved with its self-image, should look into the surface of the Dog River and see its reflection as, not an ostrich, but an extinct Dodo bird.

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Canthama
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Zias, hilarious comments and opinions, hopefully Lebanon will make the right choices and see that very few allies are really Lebanese allies, but my guess is that Lebanon will be always that hot pot waiting to boil. No matter what happens, the legacy of lots of terrorists kicked out of Syria and now in Lebanon will push the country to the brink of a civil war. So much of “neutral” position, the current government screwed the thin peace process big time. I am certainly not optmistic with the official and non official candidates for the up coming elections, no strong… Read more »
Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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We are banking on Michel Aoun. He’s the only one with the right attitude. Ziad

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May he rot in hell

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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And so he shall. Ziad

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Found this post last night http://www.roitov.com/articles/bashan.htm . Ziad, is it likely the settler army will now commence a land invasion as all else has failed and the world is distracted by Ukraine?

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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We are looking forward to this for it will be the end of the Zionist cancer. Syria’s vast arsenal of missiles has not been seen yet. In fact, you haven’t seen anything but the tip of the iceberg. Hizbollah is champing at the bit to unleash over 50,000 missiles on the heads of the stinking Zionist rats. This is the of liberation for Palestine. And what’s hilarious, is the fact that the Zionists are now entertaining the same rodent terrorists who consider them infidels. It’s going to be boffo. Ziad

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Viva Syria!

Traitors have the worst deaths. Always.

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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And, indeed, they do. Ziad

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Great article Ziad, and yes the Saudi stooge Sulayman will cop all the blame for his deranged decision to allow Lebanon to be used as a terrorist launch pad. He will be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life. Like many others he made the wrong political call and will rue the day his greed and treachery got the better of him.

Best wishes to the SAA and their friends in Syria

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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Thank you. Sulayman thinks he’s so clever and so comfortable in his wisdom. You are right to say he will be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his miserable life. Ziad

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Brilliant commentary, Ziad, as usual. Lebanon has never really been a country. Perhaps one day it will be rejoined to Syria as a province of the larger nation. Perhaps Palestine, too! Better for Palestine to be liberatd from the Zio oppressors and become a free nation, a light to the world. We can hope for that. Thank God for Hezbollah. It is poetic justice that all the 1982 invasion of Lebanon reaped for the racist apartheid state was the birth of their current nemesis and mortal enemy, the Shia freedom fighters of Hez. Israel has never beaten Hezbollah, nor will… Read more »
Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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Eloquently written. Thanks. But, I like the dragon to be China. The U.S. should be a buzzard under the last 2 presidents we had. But, they have failed, to be sure, and Lebanon, if it can survive will wind up in its natural place, as a mountain range in Syria. Ziad

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Contrary to popular belief, ostriches do not bury their heads in the sand: the myth probably originates from the bird’s defensive behaviour of lying low at the approach of trouble and pressing their long necks to the ground in an attempt to become less visible. Their plumage blends well with sandy soil and, from a distance, gives the appearance that they have buried their heads in the sand.When threatened ostriches run although their powerful, long legs can be formidable weapons, capable of killing a human or a potential predator like a lion with a forward kick.

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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I didn’t know our readers included ornithologists. While I am certain you are correct about this fine feathered friend, I only used the traditional symbol of the ostrich as an animal which, like humans, sometimes tries to avoid perceiving unpleasant realities. Ziad

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Hilarious as always, and as I’ve said before, the profound respect I have for your literary flair, your service to the alternative media, and your knowledge of matters historical is in a word profound. Brilliant. Now to this matter, as you point out it is remarkable that the very savages this man has provided safe harbor to would just as soon perform a vivisection on him with a rusty belt buckle as they would shake his hand. His rabble is a transparent lie of course for anyone with eyes to see ( as you pointed out ) which simply squares… Read more »
Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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Exactly correct and eloquent, as always; except Mr. Sulayman may reap something less tender than a burst of air. Ziad

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Lebanon near learns, huh? Were it not for Hizbollah, Lebanon would have no armed force at all, so far as willingness and ability to fight. Hiz is smart enough to know that every ratbastard killed in Syria is one less to worry about plaguing Lebanon, but Hizbollah is spread too thin right now. I don’t know why Lebanon wastes money on what they call an army; a company sized ceremonial guard for show would be all Lebanon needs, and the money saved could be spent on Hizbollah, an often proven fighting force. The rats who/ve escaped Syria will do everything… Read more »
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Arklight – I second your comment.

Hezbollah is the pride of Lebanon!

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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We all hope that the next president of Lebanon will finally see fit to outfit this army with something more substantial than slingshots. Thanks for your comment, you are right. Ziad

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Hmmm- if all those restless Jihadists want some action they could always engage Israel,their silent partner……………………..

Penile Foreskin Genocidal Rabid Talmud Israeli Zionist Skullcap Pigs
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Penile Foreskin Genocidal Rabid Talmud Israeli Zionist Skullcap Pigs

Great idea,for every yarmulke they bring back,its worth one hot and horny goat.

Anonymous
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this guy looks like a zio troll.

julian assange
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Are you an idiot,or worse a retard?Zio troll please elaborate,how did you come to such a conclusion is it because of his anti zionist comments?

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We will never allow FAKE info, or promote it. We swear a vigilance to guard against it.
We respect any idea, because only the ones not shared, are useless.
We’ll never give up a lead, with out finding, or suggesting, a better one.
We do not discriminate against anyone. All who wish to join us, are free to do so.
We’re doing everything we can to find the truth and we’re not going to keep it to ourselves when we find it.
We swear that everything we find is available to everyone, for free.

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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We’ve all been saying that for 3 years. Yet, it seems that all the pronouncements about Palestine were just vapid bloviations. Ziad

The Dog and His Bone
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Beware lest you lose the real thing by grasping at it’s reflection.

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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Almost sounds like Nietsche. Ziad

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Ok. Enjoy this takedown of CNN prostitute Christiane Amanpour by UN Russian Ambassador Vitaly Churkin. Mr. Churkin is the type of person who does not talk for the sake of talking as Mrs. Amanpour finds out. I won’t give anything away but to say that she deserves what she got. http://rt.com/op-edge/amanpour-churkina-us-state-department-389/

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I think you might have meant this:
http://rt.com/usa/churkin-response-amanpour-cnn-465/

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Thanks. When I posted it yesterday there was only the Op-ed story with Churkin’s response. If you click on the link in the Op-ed it shows how she interviews her husband.

M
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I think youre gonna love this one:
http://www.gay-or-straight.com/Christiane%20Amanpour

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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Amanpour is pure slime, a greasy little ball of used Valvoline. She is without substance. A tool of the Zionist Neo-Con traitors. She is not worth any more words. Thanks, Ziad

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Ahhh, nice article my dear Ziad, well it seems Sleiman (said correctly) is going to pay for his treachery, i knew that the saudi pigs had paid him off quite a while ago as is with Samir Gaegea, as for the terrorists, i know they will be coming for the Alawii in tripoli, they will all be in bab al-tabeneh, but not to worry, the Alawii in jabal mohsen are very well armed, and Hezbollah will join in with the Alawii against the terrorists, maybe even the SAAF will help eliminate these terrorists in Lebanon for once and for all.

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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We are lucky that most people in Tripoli, where I was born, are averse to this kind of thuggery as displayed by the Hariri-puppets of Baab Al-Tabbaaneh. I don’t think they have enough arms to carry this fight to a finish. Ziad

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is the DoDo standing in a puddle of diarrhea?it seems appropriate,i am sure they will be swimming in it,in the after life! Traitors have the worst deaths. Always.Viva Syria!

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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It probably is standing in an extinct puddle of ordure. And he will be punished for his treachery. Ziad

Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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It is probably true that the bird is standing in an extinct puddle of ordure. And Sulayman will pay for his crimes against the Lebanese people. Ziad

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Google declines to take down YouTube videos at Turkey’s request – report Google has declined Turkey’s requests to remove YouTube videos that allege government corruption, sources told The Wall Street Journal. Amid a corruption scandal, Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s government has asked Google in recent weeks to block certain videos from its site in Turkey. However, Google has reportedly refused to comply given it believes the requests are legally invalid. Turkey blocked the social media site Twitter on Thursday, and the government has threatened to do the same with YouTube and Facebook, as the sites have been prime… Read more »
Ziad A. Fadel, Esq.
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Although I don’t trust Google, I am pleased that Turks will continue to see their lamebrained and sick leader exposed for the hypocrite and war criminal he really is. Ziad

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I agree with you Ziad, I call it Joogle.