AL-HISSN RESIDENTS EMERGE FROM THE HORROR OF RAT OCCUPATION TO EMBRACE THE LIBERATING SYRIAN ARAB ARMY.
Citizens of Al-Hissn make no bones about it; they are delighted to be rid of rats.
A colonel in the SAA was interviewed outside the citadel and claimed that the SAA has killed 93 rats in the area. We believe he is mistaken or that he was misquoted. We believe that the SAA has killed 93 or more rodents trying to escape into the Lebanon while the total killed in the Al-Hissn operation exceeds 250.
Tayrma’la Village and Al-Ghantu: Confirmed 12 grubs killed in a firefight. I have no names.
Al-Shindaakhiyya and Al-Munookh, 2 pick-ups with 23mm cannons were destroyed and 9 rats killed. No names.
Talbeesa: Clean-up netted 4 rats yesterday.
LATAKIA: The Syrian Army has reasserted control over Kasab after a short time. This battle needs to be explained.
Kasab: Yesterday, 3 packs of rodents belonging to Jabhat Al-Nusra emerged from 3 points inside the southern borders of Turkish-Occupied Syria (Hatay) and attacked positions held by National Defense Forces and the SAA at Kasab. This town is a well-known summer mountain resort famous for its Armenian cuisine and mirthful population. The inhabitants of this town have long since left for either Latakia or Armenia in an effort to avoid the plague of Islamist cockroaches supported by Britain, Turkey and the rest of that terrorist bloc called NATO or the Saudi Ape Kingdom.
While attacks on border towns in the northern Latakia Province have become quite routine with most failing or succeeding in occupying strategically unimportant villages, this time, the attack was organized and supported by the Turkish army and its MIT. This is a major escalation in the fighting here indicating that Erdoghan is trying to create an atmosphere of tension in order to distract his population from the devastating effects of the corruption scandal unfolding all around him.
Bashar Al-Ja’afari, Syria’s permanent representative at the U.N. has filed a formal complaint with the useless and inscrutable Mr. Ban. We expect Ban to put his palms over his ears or his eyes – or just squint while forcing his two index fingers into his miserable ears. However, Dr. Al-Ja’afari is doing what any diplomat would do and we support him.
This is a good view of the kind of terrain with which the SAA must deal every day in stanching the infiltration of reptiles from Turk-Occupied Syria.
The attack on Kasab was quite ferocious involving many flatbeds with new 23mm Croatian-manufactured AA cannons, some flatbeds even sporting missile launchers from the Zionist Settler State. The purpose of the attack must be in line with fears the rodents have that their sojourn in Turkey is coming to an end and that they must find a new territory in which to nest and spread their sickening bacteria.
Last night, while we were sleeping, the SAA and NDF supported by Hind helicopter gunships assaulted the rats at Kasab and nearby Al-Samra. The rats were annihilated in both towns as Wael described a “hurricane” of lead and fire unleashed by the country’s defenders. Both Kasab and Al-Samra are now in the hands of the SAA. Here are the dead rodents:
Abu Islam Al-Tameemi (SAUDI ARABIAN STILLBORN GNAT. He was the head of Ansaar Al-Shaam, a J.N. franchise.)
Abu ‘Abdullah Al-Turki (TURK DUNG FLY AND BATHHOUSE MAVEN)
Iyhaan Al-Shurayqi (JABHAT AL-NUSRA “LEADER” AND MUSKRAT DUNG)
Marwaan Al-Majdhoob (LEBANTEEZIAN SLUG)
Abu Al-Waleed Al-Ansaari (Id pending. Foreigner)
Abu Sufyaan Al-Leebi (LIBYAN RAT SPITTLE)
Another 14 could not be identified. 4 were taken prisoner and wounded.
Fighting spilled over as the SAA continued operations in Al-Kabeer, Bayt Al-Shurooq, Al-Furunluq Protectorate, Al-Shahroora and Khaan Al-Jawz.
Al-Zuwayk: The SAA destroyed a flatbed with missile launcher here and killed these scavengers:
Another 6 could not be identified.
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