TERRORISTS BEHEAD YOUNG CHRISTIAN FOR ABANDONING PRAYERS; JARAAJEER LIBERATED! SAA TRIUMPHS IN DAMASCUS;YABROOD AWAITS; LATAKIA VICTORY REDUX; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

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LATAKIA:   In the north near the border with Turkey near the villages of Dooreen, Al-Durra and Al-Shamsiyya, the SAA really snuffed out a large group of rodents.  A pickup with 23mm Bandar-BoomBoom was destroyed and all weapons seized and delivered to NDF:

Mansour Al-Ghazzaawi (TUNISIAN APE VOMIT)

Mahmoud Madaniyya

Mansour Hiddu

Abu ‘Umar Al-Ghaandi (SAUDI ARABIAN DUNG BEETLE)

Amjad Al-Khuznaawi (SAUDI ARABIAN HOG SNORT)

Ridhaa Ja’mash

Haytham Muhammad Khaleefi (LIBYAN BURRO DROPPING)

Abu Sa’ad Al-Kuwayti (KUWAITI CUSPIDOR CONTENT)

Mu’een Salwaah

Taareq Al-Ghool (What an ogre!)

Mehraan Al-‘Abed

Al-Hambooshiyya, Baarooda and Balloota areas: 3 local women kidnapped by rats in their campaign to negotiate the release of litter-mates suppurating in our prisons were freed in a remarkable operation by SAA and NDF.

DAMASCUS: 

JARAAJEER LIBERATED COMPLETELY BY SAA!!  As of yesterday, March 13, 2014, the town of Jaraajeer was liberated completely with every rat inside having been killed or arrested in a sudden Republican Guard military sweep characterized by stealth and precision.

 

مقتل عدد من الإرهابيين باستهداف تجمعات لهم في اللجاة بريف درعا

Thus, more routes to and from Lebanon are being choked off.  Monzer tells me that residents were ecstatic at being liberated from the stifling stench of Nusra cretins.  Now, all that waits is the snuff-job on Yabrood – seeing that Faleeta is completely secured by SAA artillery.

HOMS:

Al-Hissn:  Consistent with our reporting about Al-Zaara, the SAA closed off an escape route used by rodents into Waadi Khaaled in Lebanon and killed every dirty rodent.  The city should fall to the SAA any day now.  I have no names yet.

كمين محكم يقضي على مجموعة إرهابية حاولت الفرار من ريف تلكلخ إلى وادي خالد

Old City:  43 rodents surrendered to security services and turned in all Saudi-supplied weapons for use against Saudi Arabia. All have asked for Amnesty consideration and some expressed a desire to work with the NDF. :

43 مسلحاً في أحياء حمص القديمة يسلمون أنفسهم للجهات المختصة

 

The above 2 photos from SANA show the Homsi rodents returning to their human origins.

Daar Al-Kabeera: An attempted infiltration from here to Al-Duwayr Village was a disaster for rodents.  6 were killed and 2 taken prisoner.

HAMA:

بالتعاون مع الأهالي.. القبض على عدد من الإرهابيين في حماة

General Security agents assisted by citizens arrested an entire pack of rats operating out of Al-Qusoor Quarter in the City of Hama.  They are in order of appearance in the photo from left to right:

Mustafaa Habra

‘Umar Ramadhaan Al-Hussayn

‘Adnaan Qatrameez  (What a jarhead!)

Aslaan Halabiyya

Muhammad Al-Jabri

Qaassem Hassan-‘Ali

The last man is not identified.

ALEPPO:  The choke hold on ‘Anadaan is beginning.  Fighting reported in these areas:

Hanaanu (many rats killed); Bani Zayd; Bustaan Al-Qassr; Karam Al-Muyassar; Al-Raashideen; Al-‘Uwayja; Handaraat Camp; Al-Muslimiyya; Baab Al-Nayrab; Industrial City; Heelaan; Kuwayris; Rasm Al-‘Abood and the Prison.

MoD is not permitting detailed reporting out of Aleppo.

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NEWS AND COMMENTARY:

FAKE MUSLIM SCUM AND RATS BEHEAD AN INNOCENT CHRISTIAN YOUNG MAN FOR ABANDONING PRAYERS IN AL-RAQQA:

http://syrianfreepress.wordpress.com/2014/03/12/terrorists-in-syria-behead-christian-for-abandoning-prayers-eng-ita-video/

Alalam is quoting the Guardian which claims the assault on Syria will take place from Jordan. The only problem is our big surprise. And oh, will it be big:

http://en.alalam.ir/news/1574966

Laugh-inducing threats from Davutoghlu about some mosque where the grandfather of Osman, the Ottoman founder of the eponymous dynasty, is rotting.  Yawn:

http://en.alalam.ir/news/1575627

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks, Raad)

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1cb_1394739409

 

 

 

 

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