LATAKIA: In the north near the border with Turkey near the villages of Dooreen, Al-Durra and Al-Shamsiyya, the SAA really snuffed out a large group of rodents. A pickup with 23mm Bandar-BoomBoom was destroyed and all weapons seized and delivered to NDF:
Mansour Al-Ghazzaawi (TUNISIAN APE VOMIT)
Abu ‘Umar Al-Ghaandi (SAUDI ARABIAN DUNG BEETLE)
Amjad Al-Khuznaawi (SAUDI ARABIAN HOG SNORT)
Haytham Muhammad Khaleefi (LIBYAN BURRO DROPPING)
Abu Sa’ad Al-Kuwayti (KUWAITI CUSPIDOR CONTENT)
Taareq Al-Ghool (What an ogre!)
Al-Hambooshiyya, Baarooda and Balloota areas: 3 local women kidnapped by rats in their campaign to negotiate the release of litter-mates suppurating in our prisons were freed in a remarkable operation by SAA and NDF.
JARAAJEER LIBERATED COMPLETELY BY SAA!! As of yesterday, March 13, 2014, the town of Jaraajeer was liberated completely with every rat inside having been killed or arrested in a sudden Republican Guard military sweep characterized by stealth and precision.
Thus, more routes to and from Lebanon are being choked off. Monzer tells me that residents were ecstatic at being liberated from the stifling stench of Nusra cretins. Now, all that waits is the snuff-job on Yabrood – seeing that Faleeta is completely secured by SAA artillery.
Al-Hissn: Consistent with our reporting about Al-Zaara, the SAA closed off an escape route used by rodents into Waadi Khaaled in Lebanon and killed every dirty rodent. The city should fall to the SAA any day now. I have no names yet.
Old City: 43 rodents surrendered to security services and turned in all Saudi-supplied weapons for use against Saudi Arabia. All have asked for Amnesty consideration and some expressed a desire to work with the NDF. :
The above 2 photos from SANA show the Homsi rodents returning to their human origins.
Daar Al-Kabeera: An attempted infiltration from here to Al-Duwayr Village was a disaster for rodents. 6 were killed and 2 taken prisoner.
General Security agents assisted by citizens arrested an entire pack of rats operating out of Al-Qusoor Quarter in the City of Hama. They are in order of appearance in the photo from left to right:
‘Umar Ramadhaan Al-Hussayn
‘Adnaan Qatrameez (What a jarhead!)
The last man is not identified.
ALEPPO: The choke hold on ‘Anadaan is beginning. Fighting reported in these areas:
Hanaanu (many rats killed); Bani Zayd; Bustaan Al-Qassr; Karam Al-Muyassar; Al-Raashideen; Al-‘Uwayja; Handaraat Camp; Al-Muslimiyya; Baab Al-Nayrab; Industrial City; Heelaan; Kuwayris; Rasm Al-‘Abood and the Prison.
MoD is not permitting detailed reporting out of Aleppo.
NEWS AND COMMENTARY:
FAKE MUSLIM SCUM AND RATS BEHEAD AN INNOCENT CHRISTIAN YOUNG MAN FOR ABANDONING PRAYERS IN AL-RAQQA:
Alalam is quoting the Guardian which claims the assault on Syria will take place from Jordan. The only problem is our big surprise. And oh, will it be big:
Laugh-inducing threats from Davutoghlu about some mosque where the grandfather of Osman, the Ottoman founder of the eponymous dynasty, is rotting. Yawn:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks, Raad)