JOHN KERRY CHARTERS SHIPS TO DELIVER WEAPONS TO TERRORISTS IN LATAKIA!

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE EXCLUSIVE REPORT:

SYRIAN LAVATORY FOR HUMAN RIGHTS AND LOCAL COORDINATING COMMITTEES REPORT 7 HUGE FREIGHTERS LANDING AT PORT OF AL-SAMRAA ON THE NORTHERN COAST OF LATAKIA LADEN WITH 40,000 TOW MISSILES, SARIN GAS CANISTERS, 31 APACHE HELICOPTERS AND 3,000,000 CAPTAGON CAPSULES!  THE GIANT SHIPS FLAGGED BY PANAMA AND SIERRA LEONE WERE CHARTERED BY JOHN KERRY HIMSELF WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS PURLOINED FROM HIS HEIRESS WIFE THERESA HEINZ’S 57 VARIETY TRUST.  THE EVENT WAS PARTICULARLY NOTEWORTHY AS THE RUSSIAN MEDITERRANEAN FLEET SIMPLY LOOKED ON IMPASSIVELY,  ADMIRAL VOSOLOVOD KITCHYKOOENKO PLAYING DOMINOES AND DRINKING POLISH VODKA ON THE MOSKVA’S SUPERSTRUCTURE.

Here is a satellite view of the port area where the ships are landing:

 

Mr. Kerry was not available for an interview with our reporters but made a public statement that he was “breaking with the Obama Administration over Syria”….and that “if that Chicago rat doesn’t want to help Alqaeda, Theresa and I will.”

When asked about his position as Secretary of State, Kerry replied: “F*%$#*K him and the EU!”  Mr. Kerry who has been reported receiving treatment for schizophrenia at the Johns Hopkins Deviant Behavior Clinic railed at enemies both real and imaginary: “Those damn Langoliers and Palestoozians. Now Abbas wants a townhouse in Georgetown. Over my dead body!”  Members of the State Department security team tasked with controlling Mr. Kerry came to his rescue just before he was about to ingest an entire vial of Tranylcypromine (Parnate), an MAO inhibitor which causes severe diarrhea in Irish people with an Eastern European Jewish grandfather.

 

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Kerry seen here at the scene described in the foregoing after being told his chartered ships were stuck in 1 foot deep waters 6 miles off the cost of Al-Samraa, Latakia, Syria. “But, Idrees told me there was this port.”

  

We will continue our report concerning Mr. Kerry’s battle with schizophrenia in our next issue.

     

 

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“The outlet to the sea”, the Syrian Lavatory called it. Finally, the terrorists have a way to get resupplied by sea at the great port of Al-Samraa. One ship, the “Lady from Warsaw” has sent out an SOS to the Cypriot Coast Guard for assistance.

 

 

NEWS AND COMMENTARY:

If you thought only Qatar had a Madame Banana, you haven’t been keeping up with the rat “opposition”. This article in German from Der Spiegel is interesting and worth a read.  Secular fellas must go:

http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/assad-gegner-tauschen-fuehrung-aus-a-962968.html#ref=rss

 

 

WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:        (Thanks Erdal)

 

 

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