TRAPPED RATS CANT LEAVE PROVERBIAL SHIP IN LATAKIA

 

SALMA: 

To the south.  The SAA has found one of the last warehouses used by the Salafist rodents to store their weapons in the eastern part of the north coastal mountains.  Inside were boxes of ammunition which were desperately needed by abandoned rodents in Kasab and Al-Samraa.  The SAA came upon the cache by following a pack of rats from the Jabhat Al-Islam who were dressed in mufti and traveling in a commercial flatbed on a road no longer traversed by any sensible person.  It did not take long to figure out that the Mitsubishi van was up to no good.  Evidently, NDF were ordered to delay the van by shooting out its tires which was accomplished swiftly.  When the van  stopped, the rats inside disclosed their identity by firing wildly at the wooded mountainsides.  Once they had run out of ammunition, the NDF moved in with SAA back-up and arrested 3 individuals.  As soon as MI interrogators arrived, their rat-fink confessions and courteous assistance were quick and business-like.  They led our soldiers to the warehouse located to the southeast of the town looking out at Kafr Dilba. There were crates of shells for AK47s, homemade missiles, Captagon, 6 RPGs and rockets and 2 mortars.  The NDF will enjoy firing all these at the desperate rodents nearby in Kasab.

But, that’s not all. One of the 3 rats was a very young Tunisian who was anxiously trying to distance himself from the “hero Jihadists” with him.  He gave the MI agents a map showing the location of a factory for making IEDs which contained TNT and C-4 manufactured in Saudi Arabia by Pakistani slave laborers.

 

تدمير وكر متزعمي الإرهابيين في تلبيسة.. وخسائر كبيرة بصفوفهم في حي الوعر

 

Al-Samraa:

All readers know that SyrPer exposed the grandiose – nay – pompous insipidity of Western media claims that the arrival of rodents at Al-Samraa’s coast meant they finally had “an outlet to the sea”.  If the truth be told, the rats would be lucky to have water deep enough to accommodate a canoe or raft, much less a sound vessel capable of delivering anything but falafel sandwiches.  And so the story goes.

The rats at Al-Samra have a serious problem: 70 or more wounded litter-mates with suppurating wounds which require urgent medical attention.  SyrPer can assure its readers that the Islamist Turk government of Caliph Recep Tayyip Erdoghan is unwilling to do anything but attempt to send doctors in the form of sacrificial lambs to treat them. Boo hoo hoo.  In fact, there are unconfirmed reports of Chechen rats executing fellow Arab rodents who suggest turning the wounded cannibals over to the SAA for medical treatment.  Such is the problem existing today for those who chose to fight in the mountain fastnesses of Syria where 99.99% of the population supports the central government.

Kasab:

The armed mercenary savages are now fighting one another, if not because of ideology and tactics, then, for ammunition, food or gold Armenian crucifixes.  It’s not easy foraging around the Kasab area while in the crosshairs of SAA and NDF snipers.  Yesterday, Wael reported 12 rodents shot to death by our stalwart snipers.  MI intercepts of rat communications indicate serious disputes over what to do now that their loudly-trumpeted Western-BBC-ABC-CBC-AC/DC campaign has ground to a halt.  Only non-Arabs can return to Turkish-Occupied Syria where they reportedly receive medical treatment, yoghurt and traditional Turkish encouragement.  The Turks are not allowing their Jihadist allies to leave – such is laurelled Turkish hospitality.  As a member of NATO, the Turkish government can’t allow these barbarians to return to home countries where they are likely to reprise the savagery they were sent to practice in Syria.

Conclusion:  The campaign in Kasab has turned out to be another cul de sac a huis clos pour les pauvres rongeurs.  Expect mass surrender soon or the stench of putrescence settling on the beaches.

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dirty rat’s suffer the agony of defeat.

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Feeling almost sorry for future generations of Turkish peasants in the east. Certainly Iran, Irak and Syria will soon have their moment of opportunity to support a Kurdish uprising in Erdoghan’s backyard. Seems fair enough to me, if the Armenians will seize the moment as well……

For now, I salute the MIGHTY AND BRAVE ARMY of the SAA for doing an excellent job !!

Dutchy

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A Kurdish liberation war in Southeast Turkey will be the ultimate opportunity to make the Erdogan regime and the rest of the occupying filthy Turks pay. I can’t wait. cheers

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This is a small pittance! compared to the overall scale of the Battle! theirs still not enough being done to uproot the Terrorist! First of all I would like to know, How did so many penetrate the National Defenses of the Syrian Arab Nation to begin with? Where was the Army and the National Intelligence Units? This would have never happen to the U.S., Britain or France. The Terrorist still control large parts of the nation, and their dug in. Thousands of Chechens and Pakistani militants are on the way, lurking outside the Borders of the Country, waiting to pounce… Read more »
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I’m frustrated too by the amounts of rodents that are pouring in day after day, but keep in mind that SAA is not controlling all the border and even if it did, it’s such a long border that it would require alot of troops for that task alone, and i wasn’t even reffering to desert in south-east. Most of blame for situation goes to Turkey and rat lover Erdogan, but atleast Jordan is now out of this game as it seems, it’s a huge blow for rats. Oh, and rats that are pouring in are not soldiers at all, just… Read more »
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There is a big difference between an army that is prepared for a modern war (missiles, tanks etc…) and guerrilla warfare. The whole thing started from within Syria, with traitors siding with foreign countries looking for money and power, when you face an internal struggle it makes the whole scenario very very different, besides the internal Syrian traitors we could see thousands of SAA personnel shifting sides, mainly in 2012 due the “less than a month timeline for Dr. Assad to fall predicted by Obongo”, well he was a bit off didn’t he ? Bottom line, when the foreign terrorists… Read more »
Morgoth
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Very nice summary there my friend. Thanks.

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Nice, rats will meet their bitter but well deserved end there. Hopefully it won’t take much of SAA, Hezbollah, NDF, or civilian lives in order to do so.

I agree with previous comment, prospects for Turkey are bad, they got themselves dirty in Iraq, now Syria, and i guess it’s soon time for them to pay for crimes and take their turn. And then i guess SAA won’t be idle and will claim back occupied Syrian provinces like Hatay too.

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Hello people…. found this great clip about the use of language by George Carlin and thought it needs to be seen by Syrper team ,regulars and any readers interested. The clip was on the same page as the Zionist “hero” attempting to scale a 5 foot brick wall like a retard lol!!! Love and peace and listen to George…. he’s good imho. Love and peace Amir.

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I just love George Carlin, tx Amir!

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The Lattakia trap worked out pretty well, I am curious to know how many casualties the rats had since the start of that “very smart” campaign, last I heard was 3,000+ deads and over 10,000 wounded that may have died since day 1. Hopefully very few will remain breathing to tell the story of their lives…..2 or 3 max…

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Here’s George again …. makes some great points and very funny. Not relevant to the conflict directly but does illustrate the Wahabbi (and other religions) ” my God gotaa bigger dick than your God so I’m gonna kill ya” type mentality. I won’t plague you with further clips but wanted to share this stuff. Makes ya fink.Love and peace bros. Amir http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_tr_k59O6s

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Good thing u did not post this on a Wahhabi site , they would have had a fatwa on ur BALLS MAN!

Amir
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Hahahah !! Nice one Nini !!! L and P bro Amir

nini
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What I am trouble is WHY WOULD DOCTORS GO TO KASAB!
why would someone rise there life when they can have it all , the girls , money and ur GOD!

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MI intercepts of rat communications indicate serious disputes over what to do now that their loudly-trumpeted Western-BBC-ABC-CBC-AC/DC campaign has ground to a halt. AC/DC pure gold ! thanks for the laugh amigo Ziad. Long live the SAA Long live Siria!!!

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Why did the “rebels” devote so many resources to quant little Kesab?