PRESIDENT ASSADS SAYS GOODBYE TO BANDAR AS CROWDS CHEER ARMY IN ‘ASSAAL AL-WARD

“Good bye, Bandar. Toodleydoo. Arrivederci (but not too soon), Hasta la Vista Baby, Salve Tibi Jerkus, Adieu, Ta ta. Dosvedanye, Y’all don’t come back now ya heah, Bon voyage, A bien tot, Aufwiedersehen……”

“Kingdom of the Apes”:  It’s official: Bandar is out as head of General “Intelligence” and Yusuf Al-Idreesi is in.  King Abdullah decreed this after Bandar returned from brainwashing in Washington D.C. amid claims the U.S. insisted on his dismissal. 

“Mmmm. I can smell those ripe bananas.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DAMASCUS:

الجيش السوري يدخل الى عسال الورد في القلمون بترحيب واستقبال من الأهالي

The Syrian Army was cheered through the hilltops, mountainsides and every ravine after entering ‘Assaal Al-Ward.  It was obvious to everyone that riddance from the Saudi-backed savages was heaven-sent relief and the people showed it.

Jarash, Jordan:  Just when everybody thought that shoes flying into G.W. Bush’s face or Hillary Clinton’s would put an end to the practice, Muflih Al-Mahaasina of Jarash, Jordan, let one fly at the Prime Minister’s, ‘Abdullah Al-Nusoor’s, in protest over economic conditions.

Mr. Al-Nusoor

We all knew Mr. Al-Nusoor was a “shoe”-in for PM in Jordan. But, to what extent we didn’t know until this happened.

 

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