PUTIN EXPLODES IN ORGY OF LAUGHTER; SYRPER WAS RIGHT: ERDOGHAN ADMITS HE’S AT WAR WITH SYRIA; JAWBAR PREPARES FOR TERRORIST USE OF CW; KASAB FRONT FALLING APART; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

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PUTIN EXHIBITS CHARACTERISTIC SENSE OF HUMOR AFTER SELF-IMPORTANT REPORTER ASKS STUPID QUESTION:

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/watch-this-reaction-putin-laughs-right-in-this-journalists-face_03292014

(Thanks, Anonymous)

LATAKIA:   The poor pathetic Saudis. They just can’t do anything by themselves. Even the Turks are watching the whole plan fall apart right before their eyes in a scene reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch. We can confirm that SAA and NDF reinforcements have arrived and that the Chechen, Saudi and Qatari apes are sneaking back into Turkey using unorthodox land routes to avoid being vetted by MIT and Turkish Military Intelligence. The rats have no grip on any position on the border as SAA artillery wreaks havoc with their lines.

Kasab area: We can announce the death yesterday of Saudi Arabian monkey and Wahhabist child molester:

Abu Yaamin Al-Sa’oodi (J.N. rodent leader and CIA operative)

Abu Yaamin Al-Sa’oodi, seen here in an Armenian home in Kasab, where he was killed by an SAA howitzer shell

 

AL-HASAKA:  

Anatolian News Service reports that ISIS and its rivals, J.N. and FSA have managed to kill one another off to the tune of 60+. ISIS killed on Sunday, March 30, 2014, 40 members of J.N. and FSA at the town of Markada.  25 of the rat carcasses were confirmed by photographic evidence.  Another 15 missing were claimed to have been melted down with the use of acid.

This laugh-inducing incident took place when ISIS laid a trap for its rivals after the latter reduced the number of rats at Markada to a skeletal presence because they were redeploying to east Dayr El-Zor where the SAA is now preparing a large offensive.

DAMASCUS:  It’s pointless to discuss rat failures in the Qalamoon. It’s about over and Rankoos is under complete SAA artillery control which means no rat can leave or come in.  In a few days, they will surrender and that will be the end of that.

Our major concern is the probability that the J.N. monkeys will use their Saudi-provided supply of CW to defend their positions in Jawbar. Dr. Ja’afari, the Syrian Permanent Delegate to the U.N. has prepared that organization for what will be an attempt by the feckless Saudis to lay the blame on the government.  All this, while the Russians are making a big hoopla over the attack on Armenian Kasab.

DER’AH:

Taseel:  SAA killed 17 rodents yesterday in this area, most of whom were Jordanians:

Talaal Muqbil

Ahmad Shafeeq Al-Ghissn

Yaasser Abu Yahyaa

Hussayn Hawaasima

The rest were not identified.

Al-Zabaayer: Al-Lijaat area, Al-Samqiyyaat Farms, ‘Itmaan and Al-Hijja in the area of Qunaytra, all saw action. I have no details.

Our troops in Latakia Province killing rodents

 

More photos of SAA troops in Latakia

 

 TURKEY:

Turkish riot police use water cannon on opposition protesters rallying against local poll  results.

NATO ally and democracy proponent Erdoghan applies his sense of fairness and fair play in the streets of Ankara where opponents protest blatantly corrupt vote counting.

 

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NEWS AND COMMENT:

If a cat can do this to Erdoghan’s power sources, imagine what a thousand SCUDs can do:

http://nsnbc.me/2014/04/02/turkey-elections-power-cuts-40-provinces-caused-1-cat-said-energy-minister/

Albawaba is pure dreck. But, you gotta read this one about Michel Sulayman and the terrible syntax, logic and grammar in the first paragraph. Read it carefully, it is unintentionally true and hilarious:

http://www.albawaba.com/blog_roundup/lebanese-atheist-terrorists-565831

Fadi sends this Zionist article which contains a statement by Erdoghan admitting he’s at war with Syria. We told you so:

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/179080#.UzwD9KLLMsS

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:

I’ll bet you never thought of Alalam, the Iranian Arabic-language media giant, as a comedy factory. But, surprise! Get this fabulous Wile E. Coyote Moment:


http://en.alalam.ir/news/1581430

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Canthama
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Canthama

Hilarious !!! The cold bear Putin had his relaxed moment. I like him. Go SAA!

Tihomir
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Tihomir

Incredible article! Go SAA ! Ziad,I’m sure that this is a mistake but on one of the pictures of SAA troops in Latakia is very old,I’ve seen it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_15oFg-1Kw

dudleydoright911
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Re: Putin – absolutely hilarious. What is truly embarrassing is that the West actually forwards the lie that the missile defense system is for Iran and this journalist at the end seems heartbroken as if he actually believes it. Regarding the chemical attack, it certainly makes some sense for 2 reasons: Desperation, and I suppose Jawbar would be a likely area since the rats ( if I understand correctly ) have some level of control there. I’m glad the warning has gone out in advance. As they say light is the best disinfectant in some cases. Regarding Kasab / Lattakia… Read more »
hussein
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hussein
splendid news, with the collapse of the kasab offensive, the delousing of the qalamoon, the superiority of the SAA is evident for all to see. the cannibal plans are falling apart on all fronts, after three years of conspiracy the conspirators have little to boast of. this also explains why erdo wants to go to war with Syria, to try and save his failed plot to overpower the Syrian people. day by day the SAA gains the upper hand while the cannibals cannibalize each other. a few days ago tameem of Qatar visited adballah of Jordan, this meeting was I… Read more »
Rupe
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Rupe

Good overview article, great cartoon:
http://en.alalam.ir/news/1581383

Canthama
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Canthama
Excellent status review and thoughts, a must read. I kind of believe that the terrorists funders are more than worried about the downfall, I believe they are now very concerned about potential future pay back from Syria, they really started to fear what Syria may do to them in the future, though Syria will not pursue anybody after cleanning the rats in the homeland since the focus will be rebuilding the country, but I have the gut feeling the pay back will be with the same poison…with the difference that much less effort would collapse KSA and Qatar…not wars but… Read more »
RVD
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Sounds a bit like Gallipoli A Charge of the Light Brigade moment Canons to the left right so on Anyway Ziad it’s all good News as far as Dead Rats are concerned So as were in good spirits i’ll award the Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett award to Erdogans Intelligence Chief ,although he reminds me of John Kerry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDQ1ljlnSjU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3-Gt7mgyM&list=RDw_MYl148Aa0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDQ1ljlnSjU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daa8ZnxC-0Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BxFlmb6S6E&list=RDvH3-Gt7mgyM

Could only get a few outtakes hope they work

ALL the best to the syper crew Viva Syria

hussein
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hussein

the charge of the light brigade was not at Gallipoli I beg your pardon, if I am not mistaken no horse regiments were deployed at Gallipoli, the charge of the light brigade was during the Battle of Balaclava on 25 October 1854 in the Crimean War.

CHEVI789
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NO NO NO, this video of a so called terrorists accident is NOT true, i saw this well over a year ago, this guy is actually a patriot Syrian who these terrorist forced to be a suicide bomber, he then pretended to be in cahoots with them but let it off to kill them all, God bless this man who took out a few.

Hate to admit
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Hate to admit

Yeah bro i watch it too 1yr ago, you are right may Allah Bless this guy who sacrifice him self for the Country.

donald duck
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donald duck
Orgy of laughter is comparable to the laughable condition of Syrian democracy on March 6, 2011 where some school children were viewed as challengers to A sads position. Thank God that lie is now behind us. Fortunately that means A sad leadership is up for grabs through alternative means, Ziad, that means YOU can challenge the position with your greater wisdome and skillset. Go For It! I say that knowing that a sad will deliver, not to me personally, but to my general geographic area his love droppings, usually by helecopter Of course, we dont use the d-word anymore with… Read more »
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