PUTIN EXPLODES IN ORGY OF LAUGHTER; SYRPER WAS RIGHT: ERDOGHAN ADMITS HE’S AT WAR WITH SYRIA; JAWBAR PREPARES FOR TERRORIST USE OF CW; KASAB FRONT FALLING APART; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

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PUTIN EXHIBITS CHARACTERISTIC SENSE OF HUMOR AFTER SELF-IMPORTANT REPORTER ASKS STUPID QUESTION:

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/watch-this-reaction-putin-laughs-right-in-this-journalists-face_03292014

(Thanks, Anonymous)

LATAKIA:   The poor pathetic Saudis. They just can’t do anything by themselves. Even the Turks are watching the whole plan fall apart right before their eyes in a scene reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch. We can confirm that SAA and NDF reinforcements have arrived and that the Chechen, Saudi and Qatari apes are sneaking back into Turkey using unorthodox land routes to avoid being vetted by MIT and Turkish Military Intelligence. The rats have no grip on any position on the border as SAA artillery wreaks havoc with their lines.

Kasab area: We can announce the death yesterday of Saudi Arabian monkey and Wahhabist child molester:

Abu Yaamin Al-Sa’oodi (J.N. rodent leader and CIA operative)

Abu Yaamin Al-Sa’oodi, seen here in an Armenian home in Kasab, where he was killed by an SAA howitzer shell

 

AL-HASAKA:  

Anatolian News Service reports that ISIS and its rivals, J.N. and FSA have managed to kill one another off to the tune of 60+. ISIS killed on Sunday, March 30, 2014, 40 members of J.N. and FSA at the town of Markada.  25 of the rat carcasses were confirmed by photographic evidence.  Another 15 missing were claimed to have been melted down with the use of acid.

This laugh-inducing incident took place when ISIS laid a trap for its rivals after the latter reduced the number of rats at Markada to a skeletal presence because they were redeploying to east Dayr El-Zor where the SAA is now preparing a large offensive.

DAMASCUS:  It’s pointless to discuss rat failures in the Qalamoon. It’s about over and Rankoos is under complete SAA artillery control which means no rat can leave or come in.  In a few days, they will surrender and that will be the end of that.

Our major concern is the probability that the J.N. monkeys will use their Saudi-provided supply of CW to defend their positions in Jawbar. Dr. Ja’afari, the Syrian Permanent Delegate to the U.N. has prepared that organization for what will be an attempt by the feckless Saudis to lay the blame on the government.  All this, while the Russians are making a big hoopla over the attack on Armenian Kasab.

DER’AH:

Taseel:  SAA killed 17 rodents yesterday in this area, most of whom were Jordanians:

Talaal Muqbil

Ahmad Shafeeq Al-Ghissn

Yaasser Abu Yahyaa

Hussayn Hawaasima

The rest were not identified.

Al-Zabaayer: Al-Lijaat area, Al-Samqiyyaat Farms, ‘Itmaan and Al-Hijja in the area of Qunaytra, all saw action. I have no details.

Our troops in Latakia Province killing rodents

 

More photos of SAA troops in Latakia

 

 TURKEY:

Turkish riot police use water cannon on opposition protesters rallying against local poll  results.

NATO ally and democracy proponent Erdoghan applies his sense of fairness and fair play in the streets of Ankara where opponents protest blatantly corrupt vote counting.

 

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NEWS AND COMMENT:

If a cat can do this to Erdoghan’s power sources, imagine what a thousand SCUDs can do:

http://nsnbc.me/2014/04/02/turkey-elections-power-cuts-40-provinces-caused-1-cat-said-energy-minister/

Albawaba is pure dreck. But, you gotta read this one about Michel Sulayman and the terrible syntax, logic and grammar in the first paragraph. Read it carefully, it is unintentionally true and hilarious:

http://www.albawaba.com/blog_roundup/lebanese-atheist-terrorists-565831

Fadi sends this Zionist article which contains a statement by Erdoghan admitting he’s at war with Syria. We told you so:

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/179080#.UzwD9KLLMsS

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:

I’ll bet you never thought of Alalam, the Iranian Arabic-language media giant, as a comedy factory. But, surprise! Get this fabulous Wile E. Coyote Moment:


http://en.alalam.ir/news/1581430

 

 

 

 

 

 

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