SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES MA’LOOLAA!; ALL RATS GONE TO HELL

Maaloula town in the Rif Dimashq Governorate, Syria

Confirmed: In a sudden and lethal assault as peculiar for its speed as for its precision, SAA forces, with exact locations of hidden terrorists in hand, completed the clean-out of this historically important Christian town within 3 hours.  The rats did not have a chance with SAA Special Operations commandos leading the way and superbly trained infantry covering their every step.  We are proud to declare that not one single relic or archeological artifact was damaged.  I have seen photos of the elation exhibited by the inhabitants but am unable to download them in a format acceptable to this web site.  So far, early reports indicate rat carcasses at 61 with many injured.  Great victory for our army.

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