SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATING TERRORISTS IN AL-MALEEHA AND JAWBAR

خاص بالعالم..عمليات الجيش السوري في الغوطة وحمص وحلب

 

This just in:  The organizations called Jaysh Al-Islam (Army of Islam), Al-Ittihaad Al-Islaami (The Islamic Union) and Ajnaad Al-Shaam (The Soldiers of Islam) have taken their queer kind of Islam with them to the bowels of extinction today as the SAA has ravaged their ranks all over Al-Maleeha and Jawbar.

The SAA is now deep inside Al-Maleeha in a search-and-destroy, surround-and-snuff, sweep-and-spray, operation that has just finished off 13 terrorists during the last hour with over 40 surrendering.  Of the terrorists killed in this operation, 2 have been confirmed as Tunisians.  We are delighted to announce the names of the next Tunisian candidates for an expensive trip to the beautiful slopes of Mt. Erebus:

  • Belqaassem Al-Fakkooshi (TUNISIAN GNAT DROPPING)
  • Ahmad Bin Jadeed (TUNISIAN WORM SPUNK)

 

Jawbar: 

A command-and-control (C&C) center destroyed and 20 confirmed terrorist kills in the last hour.  Again, the disappearing worlds of these 2 packs of terrorists from the Islamic Union and the Soldiers of Islam are now reifying in Hell.  No names, yet.

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NEWS AND COMMENT:

John Esq. sends this article confirming that all Saudi diseases are from interbreeding with animals:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/saudi-arabia-reports-25-new-cases-of-mers-deaths-stand-at-109/2014/05/03/a7a6ec06-d2ed-11e3-8a78-8fe50322a72c_story.html?wpisrc=nl_headlines

 

Sorry, folks. I just got invited to a bar to drink some Sobiesky Vodka and watch the Detroit Tigers play baseball. I’m tires. I’ll give you the news about Der’ah tomorrow morning. Ziad

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