DAMASCUS: Dr. Bashar Haafezh Al-Assad, President-elect of the Syrian Arab Republic, addressed the people of Syria and the world from the dais at the People’s Assembly with his right hand on the Qur’aan and warned the terrorist supporters in the West and the East that the murderers they have financed and helped will be coming back to bite them in their collective haunches. This is his third term as president and his first under the new constitution which we at SyrPer believe should be amended to remove repugnant language about the president having to be “of the Islamic religion”. Ziad, at SyrPer, is secular in his orientation and a proponent of Ba’athism and will not abide the injection of religion into the political lives of any of the people of Natural Syria.
As Dr. Assad took his oath of office, he also bade farewell to one of history’s sickest, most nauseating “diplomats” – a villain par excellence and a walking reminder of how vicious and malicious Englishmen can be in a world filled with natural resources over which they slobber as though it were some dripping prime roast, a joint, cooked exclusively for their delectation. No way, Jose. You’ll have to buy yours from Gazprom and the new Syrian Natural Gas Company. No British shareholders allowed.
William Hague (a/k/a “William Vague”), SyrPer’s “Mr. Glans” for 2013, traps a louse on his pate and holds it there for a record 10 minutes. He supposedly resigned as Foreign Minister of the U.K. Our information is that he was asked to leave once Dr. Assad took the oath. A history of utter failure and humiliation for Britain.
GOODBYE, MR. HAGUE. TA TA. ARRIVEDERCI. HASTA LUEGO. DOS-VEDANYEH. KHODAA HAAFEZ. TILHASS TEEZI. AUF WIEDERSEHEN. SAYONARA. TOODELYDOO. SALVE TIBI……. GRRRR YOU SWINE. GOOD BYE, SARKOZY, WESTERWELLE, HILLARY, ZAPATERO, BERLUSCONI, BANDAR, RIYADH AL-AS’AD, CAPTAIN KANGAROO, GHASSAN HITTO, AHMAD AL-KHATEEB, AHMAD JARBA, MOHAMED MORSI, KHAALED MISH’AL. GOOD NIGHT LADIES. GOOD NIGHT SWEET LADIES. GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
NEWS AND REPORTS:
Kjel sends this fascinatingly short article about ISIS:
Chevy sends this immensely entertaining article from Pepe Escobar followed by a skit on the the Daily Show:
Another reader sends this one about natural gas which is the real reason behind the war on Gaza, which is incidentally, the real cause behind the Syrian war. A must-see.