HOMS: I had the pleasure of meeting a former client yesterday, who just returned to the U.S. after visiting his native Homs. He left Syria from Beirut airport after spending a few days in Lebanon with friends and relatives who were themselves preparing to return to Homs City. He told me that already, thousands of Homsis have gone back both from the camps in Lebanon and Jordan and that the situation there was remarkably calm and improved. There are efforts under way to rehabilitate Baabaa ‘Amr and other areas devastated by the presence of the American-backed criminal terrorists who infested that area, among others. It was truly enlivening news which I hope our readers will also savor.
AL-ZAHRAA QUARTER: We have confirmed that the SAA and SAAF have struck a lethal blow at the Obama terrorist rodents who tried to occupy the Orphanage adjacent to the Syrian Air Force Intelligence Complex killing over 50 of them. The attack took place about 8 hours ago and was detected even before it started with a large explosion caused by a truck driven by a suicide driver. Early reports indicate a member of the NDF fired a Kornet missile at the moving truck and detonated its payload vaporizing the rodent behind the wheel.
After that, SAAF was called in to strafe terrorist positions. When it became clear to the rats that their operation was a disaster, as usual, they started to flee while SAA snipers and sharpshooters tracked their every move. The rodents in this operation were all based in Turkey with Chechen or Daghestani citizenship. As the cockroaches withdrew in defeat, they fired their entire arsenal of short-range rockets at civilian areas of Al-Zahra and Al-Shahbaa`.
Al-Layramoon: The SAA’s crack 4th Mechanized Armored Division is making major headway against desperate terrorists who have been ordered to hold on at all costs. While there is no chance of smuggling in weapons or reinforcements, the Turk degenerates who are overseeing this part of the war seem to be overly comfortable with the prospect of losing hundreds of murdering, plague-carrying rats. Yesterday, there were 6 separate attacks on military checkpoints in Al-Layramoon. All were repulsed.
The rat in the picture is none other than Maaher Al-Rahhaal, the Operational Field Commander of the Liwaa` Al-Mujaahideen, a branch of the non-existent FSA. He was killed, according to our sources, because of a drug deal that went bad in the town of Abu Nusayr north of the Jordanian capital.
Already, the FSA and NACOSROF are blaming the Syrian government for the killing, although, it’s pretty obvious that this rat’s association with Ahmad Jarbaa caused his death.
General Security agents of the Jordanian government are playing down the illicit drug transaction and attributing the entire episode to “purely criminal activities”.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
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