HAMA: AL-FARAJ FAMILY TAKES PRIZE FOR REARING HIGHEST NUMBER OF NINCOMPOOPS IN SYRIA’S WAR
MORK (var: Al-Mawrek): The Syrian Army astounded the terrorist rats inside this town with a full frontal assault backed by artillery and perfectly placed sharpshooters who wreaked havoc with terrorist fortifications. The sharpshooters were particularly useful when they were tasked with picking out anti-tank gunners possessing RPGs and a few Kornets. It’s not easy to take a kneeling position to fire at a tank when you are in the cross hairs of an SAA sniper. Al-Mawrek is about to collapse, its fortifications now a tattered burlap bag:
Here are the dead which were assessed last night and this morning:
- Saamer Al-Baysit
- Sulaymaan Al-Baysit
- Ra`faat Al-‘Adas
- Shaadi Iqbaal
- Usaamaa Zu’aytt
- Muhammad Al-Kafari
- Badee’ Shamass
- Adham ‘Aqrooq
- ‘Abdul-Salaam Muhammad Al-Soofi
- ‘Abduh Majdali
- Khaaled Nuwwayr
- Muhammad Nuwwayr
- Kamaaluddeen Al-Ifsaahi
- ‘Ammaar Al-Faraj
- Mustafaa Al-Faraj
- Saamer Al-Faraj
- ‘Abdullah Al-Faraj
The 26 other foreign terrorists killed were not named for security reasons. Wael tells me there were many Turks among the group – some officers.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE AL-FARAJ FAMILY. SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE OTHER FAMILIES WHOSE RODENT OFFSPRING MANAGED TO REACH THE HAT TRICK BY DYING IN THREES, ALL AT ONCE. BUT, WE HAVE NOT YET SEEN 4 GO THIS WAY! GOOD SHOW. WE HAVE CONTACTED THE GUINNESS COMPANY TO SEE IF THEY WANT TO LIST YOU.
Hama/KafrBahm Road: A truck riding heavily on its suspension was stopped by security for a targeted search. My gosh! You should see what they found: bags and bags of cement. And when they check one bag, they found it didn’t contain any cement. Now what a minute! Is it possible the truck was carrying ammunition to Mork? Golly, we don’t know. We do know that the bullets inside the bags were enough to keep the rats in Mork lethal for at least another 3 months. Not anymore. The driver has been arrested and is warbling beautifully.
(Photo: courtesy of Ba’ath Party)