Izra’: This very sleepy agricultural town has a theater where they still exhibit Egyptian movies from the 50s. Yesterday, over 600 former rat informers, mules, sympathizers, arms smugglers, safe-house operators and, even, killers, surrendered and managed to finagle an Amnesty deal that will allow them to go back to a normal life. The formerly supportive citizens of Der’ah have changed their tune now after seeing their country devastated by foreign rats financed by Arabia. Note that common names of dead terrorists from the prominent clans of Abaazeed and Masaalima have stopped appearing in lists. That’s either because the young men are all dead or have hung up their pistols.
‘Itmaan: In the West Neighborhood, SAA killed 3 terrorists. I have no names.
Umm Walad Town: Some skirmishing with no details.
Al-Waaridaat Village: A nest of vultures was exterminated by the Orkin Man:
- Husaam Al-Shamlaan (SAUDI ARABIAN GREEN MONKEY VIRUS)
- Jalaal Al-Khudharji
- Muhammad Mu’een Al-Hooraani
Tal Al-Jumoo’ to the west at the National Forest: Smokey the Bear warns people about starting fires. The day before yesterday the SAA killed 11 hyenas and wounded another 6. No names of these foreigners.
Al-Bajaabija Neighborhood in the City: Skirmishing with no details.
Old Customs Building: An attempted infiltration from an abandoned military site nearby met with failure. No names.
Bi`r Al-Daraj area: Skirmishing with no details.
Al-Sa’eela Water Tower, Inkhil, Tal Mutawwaq: Skirmishing with no details.
IDLIB: BAD DAY FOR PICKUPS AND 23MM CANNONS HERE.
Al-Sirmaaniyya: A pickup with a 23mm cannon was destroyed. No details.
Al-Shaykh Sindiyaan: Ditto.
Qastal Al-Burj: Ditto.
Between Al-Marja Roundabout and Al-Saaliheen Roundabout, the SAA and SAAF destroyed a convoy of 15 vehicles here. Spectacular operation killed over 38 rats. Area still being assessed by officers.
Qaadhi Askar: Confirmed 16 rats killed in an SAA operation at night catching the rodents sleeping. No names.
Tal Jabeen: 3 pickups with 23mm cannons destroyed. All 11 rats killed. No names. Foreigners.
Dayr Jamaal: 2 pickups with 23mm cannons destroyed. No details.
Al-Haadher: Another 2 pickups with 23mm cannons destroyed. All were foreign rats.
Aleppo Airport to the south: SAA killed 23 terrorists in a sweeping operation. No names.
Fighting reported in all these areas: Opthamology Hospital, Baab Al-Hadeed, Turaab Hulluk, Bani Zayd, Daarat ‘Izza, Salaahuddeen, Al-Burayj, Baabees, Al-Saaliheen, Al-Indhaaraat, Kafr Joom, Al-Mansoora, Al-Shaykh Faaris
‘Irbeed: A truck with weapons and ammunition was halted and its contents seized. All from Turkey as resupply for starving rodents.
‘Ayn Al-Jamaajima: (The Water Spring of Skulls. It’s the site of an old monastery) Another truck with weapons and ammunition stopped and its contents seized for use in killing Saudis.
Kasskeess: Another blithering truck with weapons and ammo. Jeez-O-Pete, we’ve got to send a thank you note to the Saudi apes for arming our NDF.