BARACK OBAMA’S COMEDY CASTLE EXPLORES NEW GROUND IN HUMOR

Showing solidarity with all “moderate” Muslims, David Cameron, Barack Obama and Anders “Fag” Rasmussen pray to a Beneficent Allah for help in ridding the world of their own creation, the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.  The scene brought people to their knees laughing.

 

Cardiff, Wales (UK):  Brunhilde Liebesbombe reporting for Mercury News Service (MNS).   America’s president, Barack Hussein Obama,  has taken his comedy troupe to Cardiff, Wales in the United Kingdom to entertain the world once again with his singularly unique style of comedy.  MNS was invited to attend the ceremonies at the WDYSREHHANDOSHOIG and HTITIDAEISNABITNUADNBIDHOIH Pub in Cardiff inaugurating Mr. Obama’s new comedy team made up of David Cameron his traditional white straight man, Anders “Fag” Rasmussen also known as the “Gay Danish Dupayash”,  Ahmed Davutoghlu, a/k/a “Ugly Igloo the Turkish Dwarf”, Angela Merkel “Das Schlampchen” and Francois Hollande, France’s most despised leader since Adolph Hitler –  but its most popular comedian.  What a spectacular lineup of talent!  But, cameo appearances by Arabian jokesters like King Abdullah of Jordan added not only spice to the entire affair but a hint of empathy for all the short people like the Turkish Prime Minister who had to hide the milk box upon which he stood when addressing the audience.

 

In a skit titled “We Love Ayraabs”, Mr. Obama grinningly shows King Abdullah of Jordan the bottoms of his shoes.  The scene had the audience vomiting with laughter especially with the closing lines: “Lick this,  camel jockey!”.  (hysterical guffaws).

 

The program started with Mr. Obama’s opening monologue.  It was crisp, to the point and gut-splittingly funny:

 

“Hi, folks.  I’m Barack Hussein Obama.  I’m here to tell you we’re gonna destroy ISIS, but, we can’t do that and look like we’re helping Assad.” (Wild laughter)

“ISIS is a vicious organization bent on nothing but mass killing.  We oppose their program because mass killing is the prerogative of the United States only.”  (Violent laughter)

“It’s great being here in Wales.  We were going to change the location to London, but, my staff didn’t want to welsh on you, ha ha.”  (Wild applause)

“We can’t invite Putin to this meeting because he’s got his tanks in the Ukraine.  And he can’t invite us to Syria because we have our terrorists there. Go figure.”  (Uncontrolled laughter)

 

(Photo image: Freakingnews)

Obama then sang one of his signature songs,Drone on Sweet Chariot” which enraptured the audience:

“Drone on Sweet Chariot,

Coming forth to take Awlaki home,

Drone on Sweet Chariot,

We are an all-American Drone.”

 

Anders “Fag” Rasmussen stole the show with his stand-up routine poking fun at his dysfunctional Danish life as a young man:

“You know, in Denmark, everybody is named Rasmussen.  My mother was Rasmussen Rasmussen. And my father was named, Rasmussen Rasmussen.  So what did I do?  I became gay and joined NATO.  It was that or the BBC.”  (The audience gives itself over to a paroxysm of laughter).

“I always wanted to command NATO because it had so many handsome young men.  It was like being Rock Hudson commanding a submarine on its way to the North Pole. Get it?  Ice Station Zebra? Get it?” (Vigorous laughter)

“You know what my favorite leather bar is?  The one called “English Leather”.  Oh, you Brits are so sexy. Spank me! Spank me!” (Eruption of laughter)

 

The only awkward moment during the program was when newly elected Turkish Prime Minister, Ahmed Davutoghlu, came on stage dressed in nylons and women’s undergarments, possibly impersonating Xaviera Hollander, Ed Wood, Tim Curry or Dustin Hoffman.

Davutoghlu talks to reporters just before his remarkable appearance on the stage.  He used an empty laundry bucket to stand on. 

The audience survived the spectacle.  Mr. Obama is expected to take his show next to Reykjavik.


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gareth
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this is one of the best skits I’ve read on SyrPer…

Canthama
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Ziad, congrats, a master piece, hilarious! I always thought them in a 2nd class theather stage, but now I see them all in the prime The birdcage, and Obongo as the noise cleaning “lady” of that house, thank you so much for this insight, will always recall them as in The Birdcage crew.

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A slur upon the moral government of the world

John Quincy Adam 1767-1848

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Z…I know your a busy man but youve just got to go to Irish ‘independent’ website today.It has a story ‘life under isis:group infamous for executions run everything from banks to bakeries’.It then paints a rosy picture of life in Raqqa as if it was some kind of utopia even though Raqqa has returned to the stone age !!! An activist(cannibal/rapist) is quoted as saying ‘they are doing massive institutional work,it is impressive ‘. Maybe its a bad joke but it sums up the state of Irish presstitute media and how badly people are informed here about whats happening in… Read more »
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Yes and on a more serious note. http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/09/05/did-putin-just-bring-peace-to-ukraine/ Could this be the truth? NATO made no progress in Syria and observers like me say “NATO is finished”. However now it is being suggested that Kiev’s total annihilation by Donbas is that defining moment. It’s not as if Libya wasn’t embarrassing enough. It was hardly a victory for anyone. I told you that there was something terribly wrong with the mainstream narrative on Ukraine. From “the rebels are almost finished” to total humiliation for Kiev in one week. They were hiding something and that was their total inability to win this… Read more »
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The strength of US mil tactics is using an overkill of combined, mostly air forces and spoiling the enemy’s communications – the Ukie army never reached that level, and it was no Wehrmacht either… I just found this – it might interest you : By Global Research News by Victoria F. Lee As Russia is hit with another set of harmful sanctions from the members of the European Union, Norway, Japan, Australia and North America for continually invading Ukraine, (what was the number of invasions, about 300 times?), Washington covertly supplies Ukraine with military advisors, beginning with Major General Randy… Read more »
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I’d wager a fortune that each of those three maggots in the title pic are seriously compromised based on information relating to their private sexual perversions and/or criminal misconduct. I’d also wager they’re in very good company in most western capitals they visit. Enough said.

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Ziad you’re being Mean and Truthful. I Love It Friend:)

Anonymous
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As Rasmussen is leaving NATO Office, he has been offered the head role in a New Hollywood Movie:
“Commandant of Auschwitz”

THiS PiCTuRe NeeDS No CaPTioN...
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WilliamBanzai7/Colonel Flick DAVID CAMERON SELFIE

http://www.zerohedge.com/print/488464?page=1

Queen o bama
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Brilliant Ziad. 100 Years later Some things never change

R
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THERE U GO AGAIN————way back when i mentioned that someday you could write a book,a musical or maybe a play sometime in the future and with this skit i believe i will be correct. It is a shame Joan Rivers will not be around to prologue your masterpiece.

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a lot of twitter chatter about blackhawk helicopters entering Syria from Turkey

Anonymous
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Anon: You can find anything on twitter; with no reports from YPG, SAA or any of the partners, I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it.

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Barack Obama = Black Banana. This is a more fitting name for this shit stain of an individual.

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The welsh pubs name was tafarnyrhendhucach (shitty old black tavern’ in welsh/cymraeg).
Welsh is a sophisticated and elaborate language with its roots in roman Latin and ancient British. We’ve put up with being adjacent to the most aggressive linguistic expansion of english/saesneg/Saxon for nearly two millenian and survived so far. When the uk gets nuked we will probably still be there.
Diolch yn fair
Scouse

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PM Cameron warns about aggression, commits aggression – posted by Harry J. Bentham http://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/lordre/2014/09/pm-cameron-warns-about-aggression-commits-aggression.html All Members shall refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any state, or in any other manner inconsistent with the Purposes of the United Nations. Charter of the United Nations _____________________________________________________________________ As the NATO Summit in Wales tried to generate as much hysteria as possible over alleged Russian aggression in Ukraine, the attending Prime Minister David Cameron was caught committing aggression in an interview. While showing apparent rage over the rise of the… Read more »
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and then there’s ….. the President of Estonia

the Thylacine
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aka Madame Blatherskite.

Alex
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Great post! This is as funny as the Mentat posts. Where is Mentat anyway?

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Obama Waits for Lawful Way to Fight Islamic State Terrorists

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/939022-obama-waits-for-lawful-way-to-fight-islamic-state-terrorists/

Congress returns on September 8 and, as the bombing continues into October, will likely accuse Obama of committing US forces to “hostilities” without congressional approval beyond the 60-day time period specified by the War Powers Resolution. Under US law, Obama can hardly extend a conflict with ISIL to Syria based on claims of inherent constitutional authority, after he rightly criticized the Bush administration for pursuing a Global War on Terror based on similar sweeping claims.

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So what? Fags, africans and clowns? Ok, this world is ruled by corrupted and twisted people. Pointing that is so obvious!
Ideas are needed, not just saying the obvious ( obviously not for all readers)

Caliph Abu Fukr Al-Fagdaddy
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Ziad, do u have any word on the goat mass rape that took place in Raqqa. Looks like ISIS left a bunch of anally and vaginally bleeding goats to die in the Raqqa countryside….lol

Anonymous
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Maby posted before but better double then undone:

http://en.alalam.ir/news/1629562

Interesting geo political article.

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British militants in Syria have grown frustrated with their military pursuits in the Arab country but they are afraid of the consequences of their actions if they return home. Additionally, dozens of British men that have joined the Takfiri militancy in the war-torn Arab nation reportedly wish to return to Britain but are fearful they will be imprisoned if they attempt to do so, the UK-based Times newspaper reported Friday. One of the militants who, according to the report, claims to represent 30 British militants fighting for an ISIL-linked terrorists group said the men are willing to undergo a process… Read more »
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Bob; First, they’re not ‘citizens’, they are subjects of HM the Queen. Second, I wouldn’t trust any of ’em as far as I could throw the Empire State Building.

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Author! Author!
Why anyone would eulogize the Rivers woman when there are living satirists of this calibre, is beyond understanding.
If you didn’t laugh, you would have to cry, I mused as I watched a captioned clip of Andrei Zakharchenko and his colleague, one Kononov, the fatigue-clad heroes of the Donetz National Republic.
They answered questions about the parlous position of their beleaguered people, but even they had a few jokes to share. Humour for such men is not idle, it is what enables them to get up and face the day.
regards to Ziad and team.

Arklight
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Thylacine: Do you have a link to the clip? Would you share it? Thanks.

the Thylacine
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Ark, it’s on a page at veteranstoday, but first try The Saker at http://vineyardsaker.blogspot.com.au/search/label/press%20conference
Here there are various translated transcripts. Saker does a mean job of propagation, as she says this is brilliant.
And it is.

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