LEBANESE SEX SYMBOL OFFERS SELF FOR SOLDIERS; SEX JIHAD GOES LEGIT!

In a stunning rebuke to the entire Lebanese government, the only woman in the caretaker cabinet, Alice Shabteeni, has offered herself as a substitute hostage for the Lebanese soldiers and policemen held by the terrorists of ‘Arsaal.  This has come after the families of the hostages expressed boundless contempt for the existing government of Tammaam Salaam (crypto-Turk) by demanding that Lebanese Army Chief of Staff, Jean Kahwaji, arrest all 24 cabinet members and offer them in exchange to the hostage takers.  Needless to say, the cabinet members were not amused and chalked up the proposal to ordinary, but understandable, frustration since the Beirut government has been less than energetic in securing the release of their loved ones.  But, the terrorists got word of the proposed swap in which they would receive all 24 cabinet members and rejected it outright declaring, in a Twitter post,  that they are not in the business of collecting bladders of hot air.  Enter Alice Shabteeni.

M.P. Shabteeni sent her photograph to Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani via the Saudi ambassador who promised it would arrive on the terrorist leader’s desk “within the hour”.   Evidently, it did!  The Nusra leader responded in less than five seconds by rejecting Ms. Shabteeni’s offer citing her “age and beaten up appearance”.  Mr. Al-Jawlaani added that: “While we understand Ms. Shateeni’s willingness to be a sex partner for Jihad, her “kaafera” status and slovenly, petit bourgeois manners, leave much to be desired.  She might want to try ISIS or Zahraan ‘Alloosh.”

Not to be deterrred, Ms. Shabteeni threatened to join the nunnery at Ma’loolaa in Syria to be “at the side of fellow hostage, Sister Pelagia.”  According to informed sources, General Kahwaji responded: “That can be arranged.”  However, Sister Pelagia rejected that offer too, citing Ms. Shabteeni’s Maronite Catholicism, a heresy!  With nobody willing to accept her, M.P. Shabteeni vowed to stay in government and finish her work.  When asked what her work might be, she quietly walked away with a smile.


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This may be the dumbest post EVER. If it was an attempt at political satire it flopped miserably. If it was an attempt at humor – well – not funny! This post is so juvenile that I would expect something like this from a 6th grade boy.

Nini
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Anon why do u take time out from ur busy schedule to come to this website!

Arklight
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Anon: The lady was the single member who was not, if fact, a fatuous gas bag; I assume that her offer to become an exchange hostage was made in good faith, so absent proof to the contrary I repudiate the assignment of low motives to her offer. She was refused by both the demonic and divine, so I’d say that her offer of her life rose above both of the earthly representatives from whom she received replies. A tip of the hat to the lady.

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What is this. Where can I get badly needed News from Deir ez zor, Aleppo and Hama

Arklight
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Anon: Here’s the link to a current story on Deir ez Zor. Link: http://www.almasdarnews.com/article/large-convoy-republican-guard-reinforcements-enter-arrive-deir-ezzor-general-zahreddine-among-men/

There is another story about the NDF killing rats by wholesale in Homs countryside, and clearing a couple of villages. Sorry, I don’t have that link right now.

Here is the link to SANA: Link:http://www.sana.sy/en/?p=12163

Link to Syria 360: Link: http://syria360.wordpress.com/

These should keep you fairly current with ongoing operations.

Nightwatch
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Holy Shit of Rats!!!!
600 APCS AND 90 TANKS LED BY ONE OF THE BEST GENERALS IN THE ENTIRE MidEAST(That looks like a cowboy) !!!!!!
Isn’t this overly overkill

Anon
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Dunno about you, but I would!
Scouse

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Why not post about the hundreds of SAA soldiers who were killed at Tabqa

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=48b_1410120425

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