Jawbar: It could be announced any moment. The SAA is primarily involved in cleaning up over-ground and underground in this once-infested town. An attempt by remnant rodents to re-infiltrate in the direction of the Soap Factory and slaughterhouses was repelled with substantial losses to the mostly foreign rodents of Nusra. The rats used another tunnel which had not been detected at that time by the SAA. Of course, that was in the past. It’s worth mentioning also that Monzer is observing heavy daytime and nighttime bombing by the SAAF all over Jawbar in areas where there are concentrations of rats. These were killed 3 days ago among a group of 46:
- Al-Habeeb Bu-Taayel Al-Barhoomi (TUNISIAN DINGO BLACKHEAD)
- Fahd Al-Dawsali (TUNISIAN RAT FOLLICLE)
- Muhammad Al-Zaawi (LIBYAN TERMITE SALIVA)
Al-Reehaan Farms: Liberated and deloused completely by SAA as of 2 days ago.
Tal Kurdi Farms: Could be announced liberated any day now. To the northeast of Doumaa where ‘Alloosh awaits his final voyage to the Void, the SAA killed 13 rodents from Jaysh Al-Islam:
- Mu’een Habeeb
- ‘Abdullah Al-Mukattibi
- Faheem Muhammad Sirhaan
- Ahmad Karneeb
- ‘Abdul-Raheem Suwaylih
The others were not named.
Harastaa: A series of nests were uncovered by SAA and NDF. These nests are falling like dominoes. No names.
Misraabaa: The SAA netted another Saudi Arabian heretic and kaafir 3 days ago. He’s finally been identified by a lonely monkey at the Damascus zoo who promptly began trying necrophilia with him:
Bilaal Al-‘Aamiri (SAUDI ARABIAN GREEN MONKEY VIRUS)
Doumaa: The 10 rodents killed here 3 days ago have been determined to belong to Al-Jabha Al-Islamiyya and all were foreign with 2 of them from Chechnya. They were thought to be Syrian because Doumaa is mostly ‘Alloosh-Land. However, tracking on their communications indicated otherwise. There are no details.
‘Ayn Turmaa Town: No the valley which was deloused. The SAA killed this rat 2 days ago:
- Saami Jawaad (LIBYAN MAMBA PUS)
Al-Qaasimiyya Farms, Al-Bihaariyya Farms, Al-Zamaaniyya Farms: Deep in the E. Ghoutaa. The SAA is relentlessly pursuing Saudi-Wahhabi heretic rodents everywhere.
The rats are dying like flies in the Qalamoon. They cannot break back into this area from the Lebanon. The SAAF clobbered them yesterday at Qaarra, Al-Mushrifa, ‘Assaal Al-Ward.