“TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, SPORT”; AUSSIE JIHADIST VOWS BEHEADINGS

Abu Khaled frrom Australia, thought to be Abdullah Elmir, speaks flanked by other ISIS fighters in the latest ISIS propaganda video 

The young Aussie in the picture is none other than Abdullah Al-Meer who has vowed to lop off the heads of western leaders and hoist the black flag of ISIS atop Buckingham Palace, the White House and all McDonald’s restaurants in the “Free World”.   Mr. Al-Meer has reserved a special cranny for himself and the gang of hoodlums, sociopaths and pedophiles who flank him in the photograph you see at the top.  Let’s lift a tankard of ale in celebration of his imminent death and sing that great Aussie ditty:

“Tan me hide when I’m dead, Fred,

Tan me hide when I’m dead.

So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde

And that’s it hangin’ on the shed”.  (Thanks to Rolf Harris)

 

According to his family, the tyke got on a plane last June and made his way to Turkey where he found it most easy to link up with his heroes in the ISIS group.  After being sodomized repeatedly by the Morlocks in his regiment, he was pampered, powdered and pissed just before he made his immortal video – his valedictory speech.  SyrPer predicts he will be dead in 7 days.

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