Doumaa: The progress is slow and deliberate. However, we can confirm, based on messages received from our sources inside Damascus, that the last of Jaysh Al-Islam’s fortifications has collapsed into dust under the withering fire of SAA artillery. ‘Alloosh’s location has been pinpointed by SAA-MI. He is living in a spider hole surrounded by Saudi-provided satellite communication equipment. He wants out and has asked the Saudi government to intercede with the Syrian government through certain channels. It is believed that he is willing to hand over Doumaa in exchange for safe passage to Jordan. The Syrian government has rejected all offers to resolve the issue this way.
‘Irbeen at the Hawwaara Neighborhood: The SAA launched a frontal attack yesterday on a pack of hyenas belonging to Nusra and killed these:
Another 5 could not be identified.
Zamalkaa: More Nusra rats slide down the sewer to Satan’s cesspool:
‘Uthmaan Abu-Al-Dahab (SUDANESE BACTERIUM)
Muhammad Al-Saqqaar (JORDANTEEZIAN CAMEL SNOT)
Hawsh Nassri Farms east of Doumaa: SAA and NDF killed 9 rodents:
Mustafaa Barghooth (PALESTEEZIAN POOP PURVEYOR)
The rest were not identified.
‘Ayn Turma area: A pack of rats was intercepted and eliminated. No details.
Jawbar: Many Nusra and Ahraar Al-Shaam rodents killed. Area still being assessed.
Harastaa: Northern orchards many killed and wounded. Fertilizer for next year’s crops.
Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer and Bizayna: Two warehouses with weapons and ammunition destroyed.
Al-Qaasimiyya Farms: Confirmed 8 rodents killed and 3 taken prisoner.
Al-Qalamoon: Fighting heavy in Al-Jibba, Al-Mushrifa, ‘Assal Al-Ward