Texas is the state where everything is biggest. It has the big sky – bigger than Montana’s. It has the biggest barbecues and the biggest longhorn cattle. It has the widest brimmed Stetsons and Ten Gallon Hats. It even has bigger sombreros than Mexico. It has more executions (justified or not) than any other state and vies with such chop-chop champions of chimpanzee injustice as Saudi Arabia. Note both Arabia and Texas are known for having a lot of Texas Tea. AND SO, WITH THAT, IT IS ONLY FITTING THAT TEXAS HAS THE BIGGEST LIST OF NINCOMPOOPS, DUNCES, DORKS, DUMBUFSKYS AND DUNDERHEADS.
Ted Cruz is a worthy recipient of our annual Dunderhead of the Year Award as decided by Syrian Perspective’s Board of Trustees in consultation with our readers and sponsors. With the exception of another Texan by the name of (Rev) John Hagee, Cruz outstripped the competition flat! It is not easy to garner this prize – it takes years of practicing tomfoolery, humbuggery, jiggery-pokery, “flimmery-flammery”, hickory-dickory-dockery and so many other sciences relating to the arts of chicanery and pure stupidity. It also requires a deep commitment to Evangelical Christianity, one of the world’s most suspiciously hypocritical forms of paganism dressed up as kindergarten metaphysics.
It was one event this year, on September 10, 2014, which propelled Senator Cruz over the top into the ethereal realm of immortal mindlessness; he was invited (honest to God) by a non-profit group called “In Defense of Christians” to speak about the plight of Arab Christians. It was a mismatch born in the smoke-filled rooms of Madison Square Garden. The Arab Christians in the audience had no chance. The man standing at the dais was a world-class scoundrel and Satanist. .
He started his speech with the following heresy: “…tonight, we are all united in defense of Jews. Tonight we are all united in defense of people of good faith, who are standing together against those who would persecute and murder those who dare disagree with their religious teachings.”
It is almost surreal when one thinks of Arab Christians coming together in defense of Jews – the same Jews who are destroying their churches in Palestine and who have singlehandedly contributed to the exodus of hundreds of thousands of indigenous Christians from their ancestral homelands. He might as well have said “Turks” instead of “Jews”, the same Turks who, according to William Dalrymple in his book “From the Holy Mountain”, made it their life’s work to desecrate every Christian relic, antiquity and edifice in one of Christianity’s most sacred lands, Anatolia.
Cruz actually looks like an evangelical – his smile, so beatific, reminds one of a cupidon or a village idiot. His certitude, in matters theological, imparts to his face the same ruddy, boyish, vulpine affect one dreads like a visit from Jehovah’s Witnesses on an early hangover-laden Sunday morning. The look is unctuous, oily, slimy and rife with Camembert.
He added: “Religious bigotry is a cancer with many manifestations…” If that’s true, Mr. Cruz should start spiritual chemotherapy right now at his local bathhouse seeing his group of dead-brained Morlocks are more likely to practice racism than anyone else on the scene.
He gave us more: “ISIS, Al-Qaida, Hezbollah, Hamas, state sponsors like Syria and Iran, are all engaged in a vicious genocidal campaign to destroy religious minorities in the Middle East.” This guy is one laugh riot. He never bothered to ask how it is that Syrian, Jordanian, Palestinian, Iraqi and Lebanese Orthodox Christians support Dr. Assad and Hizbollah. It’s as though he came to the conference in a fugue state occasioned on by an onset of spastic apoplexy.
And then, he delivered the ultimate farrago of inanities: “Christians have no greater ally than Israel..” The boos started and he was told to stop his rantings. But, he wouldn’t because Gawd was pleased with him.
“Those who hate Israel hate America. Those who hate Jews hate Christians.” Cruz is no logician. But, it doesn’t take one to notice the logical howler in his jeremiad. You see, folks, unbeknownst to Cruz, Jews reject Christ and don’t believe he is their savior. He was actually talking to a Christian audience about a religious cult whose ancestor, Caiaphas, demanded the torture and crucifixion of Jesus. He also missed the fact that Jews in the Zionist Apartheid State think he and Hagee are a pair of lunatics. Jews hate evangelists, pentecostals and all those who foist their empty-headed doctrines on otherwise rational people who want no part of any mythology concocted by St. Augustine and St. Jerome.
He concluded after noticing his performance was bombing with the audience: “If you hate Jewish people, you are not reflecting the teachings of Christ……..If you will not stand with Israel and the Jews, then, I will not stand with you…..” Wasn’t that Christian of him to say that? And by the way, Christ never said he loved the Jews, that was a statement by the late Rabbi Meir Kahane.
Can anyone believe this degenerate? If anyone is a devil-worshiper, it’s this dunderhead who was actually elected by the people of his state. These are the same people who elected John McCain in Arizona or Edvard Shevardnadze in Georgia. Furem fur cognoscit et lupum lupus.
You never know how important you are until somebody tries to kill you.