“DUNDERHEAD OF THE YEAR AWARD” GOES TO TEXAN; BIG STATE DOES IT AGAIN

Texas is the state where everything is biggest.  It has the big sky – bigger than Montana’s.  It has the biggest barbecues and the biggest longhorn cattle.  It has the widest brimmed Stetsons and Ten Gallon Hats.  It even has bigger sombreros than Mexico.  It has more executions (justified or not) than any other state and vies with such chop-chop champions of chimpanzee injustice as Saudi Arabia.  Note both Arabia and Texas are known for having a lot of Texas Tea.  AND SO, WITH THAT, IT IS ONLY FITTING THAT TEXAS HAS THE BIGGEST LIST OF NINCOMPOOPS, DUNCES, DORKS, DUMBUFSKYS AND DUNDERHEADS.

Ted Cruz is a worthy recipient of our annual Dunderhead of the Year Award as decided by Syrian Perspective’s Board of Trustees in consultation with our readers and sponsors.  With the exception of another Texan by the name of (Rev) John Hagee, Cruz outstripped the competition flat!  It is not easy to garner this prize – it takes years of practicing tomfoolery, humbuggery, jiggery-pokery, “flimmery-flammery”, hickory-dickory-dockery and so many other sciences relating to the arts of chicanery and pure stupidity.  It also requires a deep commitment to Evangelical Christianity, one of the world’s most suspiciously hypocritical forms of paganism dressed up as kindergarten metaphysics.

It was one event this year, on September 10, 2014, which propelled Senator Cruz over the top into the ethereal realm of immortal mindlessness;  he was invited (honest to God) by a non-profit group called “In Defense of Christians” to speak about the plight of Arab Christians.  It was a mismatch born in the smoke-filled rooms of Madison Square Garden.  The Arab Christians in the audience had no chance.  The man standing at the dais was a world-class scoundrel and Satanist. .

He started his speech with the following heresy:  “…tonight, we are all united in defense of Jews.  Tonight we are all united in defense of people of good faith, who are standing together against those who would persecute and murder those who dare disagree with their religious teachings.”

It is almost surreal when one thinks of Arab Christians coming together in defense of Jews – the same Jews who are destroying their churches in Palestine and who have singlehandedly contributed to the exodus of hundreds of thousands of indigenous Christians from their ancestral homelands.  He might as well have said “Turks” instead of “Jews”, the same Turks who, according to William Dalrymple in his book “From the Holy Mountain”, made it their life’s work to desecrate every Christian relic, antiquity and edifice in one of Christianity’s most sacred lands, Anatolia.

Cruz actually looks like an evangelical – his smile, so beatific, reminds one of a cupidon or a village idiot.  His certitude, in matters theological, imparts to his face the same ruddy, boyish, vulpine affect one dreads like a visit from Jehovah’s Witnesses on an early hangover-laden Sunday morning.  The look is unctuous, oily, slimy and rife with Camembert.    

 

He added: “Religious bigotry is a cancer with many manifestations…”  If that’s true, Mr. Cruz should start spiritual chemotherapy right now at his local bathhouse seeing his group of dead-brained Morlocks are more likely to practice racism than anyone else on the scene.

He gave us more: “ISIS, Al-Qaida, Hezbollah, Hamas, state sponsors like Syria and Iran, are all engaged in a vicious genocidal campaign to destroy religious minorities in the Middle East.”  This guy is one laugh riot.  He never bothered to ask how it is that Syrian, Jordanian, Palestinian, Iraqi and Lebanese Orthodox Christians support Dr. Assad and Hizbollah.  It’s as though he came to the conference in a fugue state occasioned on by an onset of spastic apoplexy.

And then, he delivered the ultimate farrago of inanities:  “Christians have no greater ally than Israel..”  The boos started and he was told to stop his rantings.  But, he wouldn’t because Gawd was pleased with him.   

“Those who hate Israel hate America.  Those who hate Jews hate Christians.”  Cruz is no logician.  But, it doesn’t take one to notice the logical howler in his jeremiad.  You see, folks, unbeknownst to Cruz, Jews reject Christ and don’t believe he is their savior.  He was actually talking to a Christian audience about a religious cult whose ancestor, Caiaphas, demanded the torture and crucifixion of Jesus.  He also missed the fact that Jews in the Zionist Apartheid State think he and Hagee are a pair of lunatics. Jews hate evangelists, pentecostals and all those who foist their empty-headed doctrines on otherwise rational people who want no part of any mythology concocted by St. Augustine and St. Jerome.

He concluded after noticing his performance was bombing with the audience: “If you hate Jewish people, you are not reflecting the teachings of Christ……..If you will not stand with Israel and the Jews, then, I will not stand with you…..”  Wasn’t that Christian of him to say that?  And by the way, Christ never said he loved the Jews, that was a statement by the late Rabbi Meir Kahane.

Can anyone believe this degenerate?  If anyone is a devil-worshiper, it’s this dunderhead who was actually elected by the  people of his state.  These are the same people who elected John McCain in Arizona or Edvard Shevardnadze in Georgia.  Furem fur cognoscit et lupum lupus.  

You never know how important you are until somebody tries to kill you.


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Shinaydeen
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I think this is most unfair to John McCain. He has worked his butt off to earn this prize and deserves it more than anyone. I think the jury was rigged against him. Fix! I call for a re-vote.

Anonymous
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Bah, if it’s unfair on anyone, it’s unfair on Edvard Shev and Lupus Lupus, a clever and underestimated animal ! I actually saw that speech on video and it was incredible. The mimic of this subhuman alone, a perfect used-car salesman. A person without shame. So they want him as governor in Texas ? Hell, I am doing business with some people there, can it be true ? Then again I just read that two thirds of the eligible Texans DID NOT VOTE because they “know it makes no difference”. I think I can detect a shift in consciousness in… Read more »
Anonymous
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Tell us more about what you’re working on.

Anonymous
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“Doing business ?” I’m just selling software online, specialist medical stuff, and I’m adapting it for a Texan company right now. Might as well be a Chinese one, it’s on an off. You run a website since a dozen years, you get in contact with people. I had a Qatari tell me the Yanks were storing Saddam in Qatar when they had caught him just about the other day, and that was supposed to be a secret. Not important. But this is : I am seeing more and more quite idiotic anti-Russian statements and articles in the Western MSM “press”… Read more »
cataro
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I have the impression that Senator McCain is on another level of awards, something like first division or Senior Award. In the junior level applaud the judging of SYRPER, Senator Cruz is the new star of the circus of neocon policy. I think that represents the diverse communities will be happy with the award: conservative Texans, Judaized Christians, and especially the communities of stupid and ignorant, very underrated in the world but they should see with happiness that Senator Ted Cruz is a good representative of them
(Forgive me Lord, but Ted Cruz deserves)

Anonymous
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Go Syria :)!!! the Syrian government is the best, Assyrians and Christians with Syria forever, Christians are safer now 😉 Most Christians are from damscus, homs, homs countryside south of homs known as the Christian Valleys. Aleppo is also Christian, but that will be safe soon. Unfortunately the Christians in Der El Zoir and Al raqqa have fleed, however most are safe :)!! Christians have a future in the Middle East! Christians are loyal servants of Syria, the Defence Minister was chistian before he was assassinated. Love you all 🙂

Dave in Australia
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British RT accuses Leith of telling porkies.
http://rt.com/uk/202767-allies-assad-strategic-lie/

CHEVI789
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Already beat you to it by posting on RT, my fellow Aussie.

Dany the Fatso
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Dany the Fatso

Doesnt matter the Agency, that RT version its directed to the Ultra conservative Pro Western masses in Britain, Better read the RT in Spanish, Actualidad RT and use the tranlator.

Canthama
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Canthama

He looks like an idiot, he talks like an idiot, he thinks like an idiot, he believes in the “idiotations” he says, he must be…correction….he is definitively an idiot. Well deserved award, he fought hard to get it and we will remember his face forever, may he never cross my way.

Rolf Curmudgeon
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Most Americans are not aware of this , that texas , Yes Big texas has the lowest spending on education per child in the US , and their rate of executions reflects this.

CANTHAMA SHUT UP ziad's foolish propoganda
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Animals can not think but apes like ziad and his piggies can think about only the present time or 1-2 months back or forward. Clever people only takee lessonss from the past. ALL THE wars ,fightings were plans of the zionists and zionist back usa last 50 even 100 years in Middle East. You are talking about victories over 200000 corpses millions of displaced, disabled,tortured,jailed civilians syrian citizens. no time but one lesson for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh9awD5KwNY&list=WL&index=34 i hope you see the next 50 years plan for middle east plan of zionists and israel for sucking the muslims’oil and weaking israel’s… Read more »
Phillias Fogg
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you really need a better quality of drugs

The Rift
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I think he is sleeping in gutters, taking the street drugs. Most likely gets pissed on every now and again.

Canthama
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Canthama

I told you once, you should not use others name to convey your critics, man up and do yourself. Do not worry, you won’t discredit me, your tactic is childish.

Anonymous
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so except pissing everybody off with your rantings, do you have a point or just stupid?

Johny
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You’re right in saying that the war is the product of the zionists .. Certainly is not limited to zionism but in all the imperialist forces and particularly the mother of all these, the USA…. Certainly foryou prevails the fascist and nazi theory about zionism .. You’re right when talking to zionists who sucking the oil from the Muslim land, but until now, I did not see you and your companions to cut someone’s zionist the head… only the head of your brothers Sunni who made the mistake of having a different political view from your own… Or who made… Read more »
Anonymous
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Somebody had to convince the Israelis to join in against Syria this time – that’s a fact, but they finally came around. I know for sure that many Israelis still think, “Damn, Assad kept the lid on it !” As a matter of fact and with a bit of tolerance, lots of countries in the MidEast would have no problem living together rather cooperatively, if the Palestinian problem could be resolved. However, it doesn’t seem to be a realistic option to do that by throwing Israel into the sea. Everybody knowing this, still the rhetorics about Zionism, as valid as… Read more »
Danny
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Cathama…..Take 2 Prosacs ….and call us in the morning… you’ll be alright, son…

CHEVI789
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You already “canthama” fucked up by calling Assad a dictator, he never ever was, he was elected by the parliament whom elected him, then to shut everyone one up he ran an election with over 30 international observers which not one found any discrepancies and won with over 84% of the votes of 75% of the people ( the rest were in terrorist territory and wouldn’t allow any voting, also people flocked in droves in other countries to vote for him). But that’s o.k, i’de love to see how many down votes you get before the end of the day,… Read more »
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I love how people are scared of an invasion. Firstly, if the USA was to invade, surely it would of done when Assad was weakest during 2012, also, why didn’t they invade when Assad apparently used chemical weapons? Secondly, They are scared of Syria. Syria may not have the most powerful army in terms of ground warfare. However, as the press of a few buttons, Anti aircraft missiles and ballistic missiles could be used to destroy US aircraft, the bases throughout the whole Middle East. Syria could also utilise its anti shit missiles against US ships in the Mediterranean Sea.… Read more »
Canthama
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Anon, you got yourself good points, keep them coming.

the Thylacine
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Anon, great analysis. Get yourself a screen name so we don’t miss your next post.
The hegemons hate chemical weapons. The US has never invaded a country which has them. I think of it as like Adolf Hitler, who had a morbid (warlock’s) fear of attacking Britain, across water.
A year ago when under extreme threat, the Syrian readiness to inflict lethal damage on US aggressors even shocked the Russians.

CHEVI789
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I agree with most of your post, the formidable airforce is a questionable though as the SAAF hasn’t had much flight time as the rest do, regardless i have always said that Syria has the S-400 by proxy, Russian ships in Tartous can guide the many missiles Syria has to their targets, therefore Russia is not directly involved.

Before you go off at me i am Syrian and a loyal one at that, but reality is reality and i will NOT sugar coat anything at any price, there is always a price to pay in any war, Always.

CHEVI789
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Just realised, i jumped from a level 8 to a 10 pretty quickly, do i get a gold star Ziad?.

Arklight
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Chevi: No, you get three ‘Attaboys’ and a fanfare from 3 swinettes and a B flat fart horn. Oh, yeah! Congratulations.

Ozsceptic
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Chevi789 – No gold star but you can have a ‘HAIL CAESAR!’ from me. It’s like a long-service medal that you richly deserve. Well done.

Hannibal
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Why waste our time wiyh this SOB.

Shin
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Cruz really does look (and act) as if he has a pair of chromosomes missing, although this maybe is a requisite to be a Texas Senator, who knows?

ihatepunks
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Ugh………..Ted “gaybar cruiser” Cruz is a joke. He’s bought and paid for and his banter reeks of zionist poo……He’s just a mouthpiece spewing filthy vile rhetoric…..Hagee is another whose bought and paid for, and he defiles christianity with his polluted twisted fake dogma…………yeah they’ll get that ultimate award….HELLFIRE.

freegypsyman
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freegypsyman

even if many takfiris come from tunisia there are also some good people in tunisia as
french war criminal Bernard-Henri Levy was expelled as persona non grata from
tunisia after 24 hrs.

http://www.voltairenet.org/article185826.html

unfortunatly they didnt let him staying, otherwise he possibly would have had payed
the price for his criminal acts since the bosnian war.

Ted Cruz
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Why do I look like a sad fag in my picture? My photographer was probably a democrat, damn libtards!

Abu Zeb Al-Kabeer
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Abu Zeb Al-Kabeer

It is okay brother Ted, just keep supporting our cause and no need for such wordly worries. Victory to the FSA!

Anonymous
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Which FSA the Nusra’s bitches or the ISIS’s bitches

CHEVI789
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lmfao, this guy is replying to his own posts, first as ted then as abu zib al-kabber ( which he is a zib al-kabir means the big dick)

Abu Alphonse Al-Capone
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Abu Alphonse Al-Capone

He must be a libtard troll…

ShamiWitness
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It’s Assad’s fault, everything is…even my goat cheating on me.

jezebel nannies party
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jezebel nannies party

ShamiWitness this should cheer you up…

Goat Beauty Pageant…

ShamiWitness
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SNACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! You seem cool, follow me on twitter (twitter.com/shamiwitness)

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Tony
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Ziad, I think I posted a message to SyrPer regarding this ass-wipe and what happened at that convention of Arab Christians. People like this ignorant piece of Zionist dog shit should have that ever loving shit beaten out of him. And while he’s lying on the floor beaten and bloody, someone should open his mouth and shit in it. Preferably a black African Arab Muslim. He isn’t just stupid, he is evil and bloodthirsty. To him, all the Arabs, Christians and Muslims that Israel murders in cold blood are receiving well-deserved punishment, including babies, toddlers, women, unarmed men, teenagers and… Read more »
Tony Lizzerri
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Reposting, with some corrections and enhancements 🙂 Ziad, I think I posted a message to SyrPer regarding this ass-wipe and what happened at that convention of Arab Christians. People like this malevolent piece of Zionist dog shit should have the ever loving shit beaten out of then. And then while he’s lying on the floor beaten and bloody, someone should open his mouth and shit in it. Preferably a black African Arab Muslim. Make no mistake, he isn’t just stupid, he is evil and bloodthirsty. To him, all the Arabs, Christians and Muslims, that Israel murders in cold blood are… Read more »
the Thylacine
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Looks as tho’ Senator Joe McCarthy got with his mama! Sounds like it too, to hear the garbage issuing from his fool Canuck mouth…
Keep telling it, Ziad.

Anonymous
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Thylacine: Joe McCarthy was right, all along – – it just too 25 years or so before people realized it.

Anonymous
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THE SYRIAN PEOPLE SUPPORT BASHAR AL ASSAD AND THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY

gamejoe
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I think that the war between the us and russia in the future will take more place in the ukraine than in syria. This illuminati kingpin thinks that ukraine is much more impotant than syria

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johny
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Videos prohibited! For this video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI9oBFy9Eps YouTube banned Anna-News channel..also the page of Anna News about two days is under attack ddos..ma fortunately today the page opens regularly .. becomes dificult, for the sites that have the courage to tell the truth ..

Ozsceptic
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Quote of the week: Hezbollah Secretary General, S H Nasrallah, 4/11/14 “We are on the threshold of the fourth year of the Syrian conflict and still the Takfiris have not yet been able to control Syria. Many Syrians remain safe in their villages, lands, towns, and cities without coming under this control. Isn’t that a great victory, a great achievement? What is required is that we reach the day of final victory. However, what has taken place so far is a great victory to all those who are defending and fighting for Syria, Iraq, and the region not to fall… Read more »
johny
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the Secretary General of the Hezbollah Party, Sayyet Hassan Nasrallah said that the conflict in the region is not sectarian but it is political in the full sense of the word..
Hezbollah, still today remains the real force of resistance against American imperialism, Zionism and religious fanaticism .. Nasrallah remain a great leader.. http://breakingnews.sy/en/article/48408.html

Shinaydeen
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The axis of resistance is extremely fortunate in having leaders of the quality of Nasrallah and Assad. There is no such quality on the opposing side.

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