Kaseef Al-Sinn: East of Nawaa in the shadow of the Golan Heights, in a huge and unique operation, the SAA has, once again, outsmarted the rodents of Nusra and their Zionist imbecile enablers.
‘Umar Al-Haaj Miqdaad
Muhammad Al-Haaj Miqdaad
Marwaan Hussayn Al-Daws
‘Ali Bakri Al-Su’ayb
Kinaan Sufyaan Al-‘Abdullah (leader of Liwaa` Shuhadaa` Ghabaaghib, yawn)
‘Abdul-Majeed Mansour Al-Naassir (leader of Kateebat Saqr Quraysh, double yawn)
Monzer reports that “terrorist-supporting sites are confirming the disaster and providing names of carcasses.
Nawaa: For your record-keeping, the primary terrorist groups here are Liwaa` Al-Tawheed, Liwaa` Jaydoor Hawraan, Liwaa` Hamza Assadullah. They are all on the endangered species list.
Basr Al-Hareer: More dung beetles go down to the big compost heap in Satan’s gardens:
Sabri Hassan Al-Bukayri (leader of Liwaa` Tawheed Al-Lijaat, yawn)
Daa’el: I reported that Ahmad Hussayn Al-Rifaa’iy was wounded here some days ago and was spirited off to Al-Ramtha Hospital where Jordanian quacks gave him treatment. Well. He’s dead. Boo hoo hoo. Thanks, Jordanian doctors.
Al-Shaykh Miskeen: 22kms from the city. A vehicle with rodents was waylaid and destroyed by SAA. It was loaded with weapons in the rear and in the side panels. It was all Nusra and Harakat Al-Muthannaa. It was here that the “Ameer” (commander) of Nusra was sent to Hell:
Abu Turaab Al-Muhaajir (Id pending. His name means “father of dirt”. He is very likely a foreigner from Chechnya)
West Al-Ghaariyya and ‘Almaa Road: 9 armored vehicles in a convoy were disabled or destroyed. Some of the vehicles were rigged with 23mm cannons. No names of terrorists available yet.
‘Aqrabaa: Northwest of the City by 48kms. A large number of foreign rodents coming in from Jordan were killed here by SAA and PDC. Here are the only Syrians:
Faheem Lutfi ‘Abbood
‘Ikrima Saalih Jamaaluddeen
Saami Muhammad Al-Zaahid
‘Almaa: 22kms from the city and a major archeological site being stripped by NATO-supported rats. Yesterday, the SAA killed an undisclosed number.
Al-Lijaat: A large area to the north of Der’ah. It is very treacherous territory perfectly designed for hiding rats in its rocky fastnesses. I have received reports of hundreds of dead vermin over the last few weeks here in a campaign by the SAA which is not being publicized much in the press.
Fighting reported here: Ibta’, Inkhil, Busraa Al-Shaam, ‘Itmaan, Dayr ‘Adas
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