DAMASCUS: I have told you before that ‘Alloosh is a dead man and that he’s desperate. His declaration that Damascus is now a “military operations area” brought laughs at the SAA HQ since he had been bombing and killing civilians for the last 4 years. He is running out of rockets and medicine. In the meantime, the SAA continues to thrash at his fortifications and destroy his arsenal.
Doumaa: At the Al-Hudaa Mosque, we can confirm 38 terrorists killed by the SAA and PDC with over 60 wounded in a startlingly sudden assault on ‘Alloosh’s cringing rodents. 10 armored vehicles, mostly Chevy and Toyota flatbeds, bought by the Saudi apes, with 23mm cannons were blasted out of existence:
Baasil Ja’aara (PALESTEEZIAN TAPE WORM)
Al-Habeeb Al-Sha’taani (TUNISIAN COCKROACH DROPPING)
“Abu ‘Abdu Al-Shaykh” (Id pending)
The rest were foreigners who could not be identified positively.
Doumaa: At the Transportation Central, the Syrian Air Force blasted rockets at the fuel depots used by the Islamic Army (Jaysh Al-Islam, yawn) and set them ablaze. This means ‘Alloosh has lost a significant amount of fuel to keep his pickups running.
‘Irbeen – Madyara Road: SAAF helicopters swooped down on running hyenas and killed these:
Muhammad Willd Khushayba (LIBYAN RAT AFTERBIRTH)
‘Aaliya Farms: A pickup with 23mm cannons destroyed. No other details.
Daarayyaa: 3 vultures were killed and a confirmed 28 direct hits on buzzards in the same grouping. A warehouse containing Saudi-funded weapons and ammunition went up in flames. No names.
Jawbar: The Islamic Union of Syrian Soldiers (Al-Ittihaad Al-Islami Li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam, oh please) was annihilated last night:
Ahmad Al-Bahra (A relative of the former ineffective imbecile of the NACOSROF, Haadi Al-Bahra)
Al-Batraa` Mountains near Jayrood Farm area: A nest set inside a frame used as a warehouse was destroyed by artillery fire. No names.