They say if you keep your mouth agape, all the evils of this world will make it their nest for incubation and proliferation.
The Board of Trustees of Syrian Perspective (at a plenary session), the Cultural Outreach Department at the Mercury News Service in New York City, the readers and contributors to Syrian Perspective, (the world’s most renowned source for news on the war against Jihadist terrorism in Syria), are proud to announce the winner of last year’s 2014 Tony Blair Liar of the Year Award. The winner for 2013 was Public Broadcasting’s most prolific prevaricator, Judy Woodruff. Another miscreant by the name of Brian Williams may walk away with the award for 2015.
Winning this award is not a simple task. No way. It requires Rabelaisian exaggeration, deceit, concealment and finesse on a scale rarely seen amongst even the most adept pickpockets in Naples or Cairo. You have to have nerves of steel as you espouse, declare, aver or sputter the most nonsensical folderol before a gullible audience – and all this with barely a grin to break the solemnity of your lying. Romans say a poet is born, not made. (Poeta nascitur, non fit). And so it apparently is with the profession of lying. It is as though one were born to it as an obligation of fraudulent nobility.
The winner of the 2014 prize is no stranger to the wellspring of Satan’s most powerful craft. He has suckled from it since a child in the arms of his English mother, Antoinette Avril Gardiner. He has sipped it’s nectar as the son of the former Hashemite king of Jordan, no slouch himself when it came to bamboozling an entire Arab World. He scarfed it – nay – wolfed it down – as he became America’s “partner” in the war against terrorism.
He is none other than the Master of Medacity and the Prince of Profligacy, HIS HIGHNESS, KING ‘ABDULLAH II of the HASHEMITE KINGDOM OF JORDAN. (Wild applause)
(Image: JohnCoxart caricatures)
When one of your air force pilots is brutally burned to death by savages you helped to train and foster, it’s hard to keep a straight face when consoling the family of the poor aviator. But, that is exactly what this Lilliputian monarch is all about. He was even seen with the pilot’s father, managing to produce a tear of anguish as he bussed the old man in the traditional Arab manner on both grizzled cheeks. Most touching. Some witnesses swore they could detect a subtle snicker as the king moved away from the grieving parent.
From the day the unrest in Der’ah started, ‘Abdullah II was training agents provocateurs on Jordanian soil with the assistance of Robert Ford whose own plan to rock Syria was already in full blossom. This king, a toad-like blunt instrument of the same Western World and World Zionism which insure his longevity on the throne of a country so ineptly cobbled together by the British as a consolation prize to the cuckolded Hashemites that it reeks of Chad, Somalia or Mali, makes no secret of the fact he is ready to hire on as a chamberlain for any visiting English fusspot. He chastises the Zionists for anti-Islamic acts in Jerusalem, but, arrests anyone who actually goes out into the street to enunciate exactly the same grievance. He smiles benignly at the cameras, while – all the while – the screams of detainees at the General Security HQ outside Amman infuse the air with hair-raising horror, no different than those same sounds his father enjoyed so much during the days of Muhammad Rasool Kaylaani.
He has instructed his representatives to deny any role for Jordan in assisting the terrorists. In doing this, he has entrapped his own ministers in a web-work of deceit so convoluted it smacks of an Ealing Comedy. How many times have we delighted in seeing and listening to Jordanian politicians speak into the camera to say that “Jordan is neutral” or “Jordan will not play a role in the crisis in Syria”. But the best is: “Jordan cherishes the brotherly relations between our two countries”. It’s camp at its best. Tasteless, yet, pungent with the aroma of sewer humor. Some of us have suffered left inguinal hernias as we laughed ourselves silly listening to these Jordanians denying any relationship to the terrorists who are murdering innocent Syrians on a daily basis with so many coming in from Al-Mafraq, Al-Ramtha or Al-Zarqaa`.
In this photo from psychnews, another professional fibber can’t control his laughter as he listens to King Abdullah denying any terrorist bases on Jordanian soil. When the Great Satan laughs, you know you’ve got a real whopper of a lie.
And so, with his Zionist affinities bursting from the seams of an ancient overused divan of feathery mendacities, he denies any coordination with the Zionist allies to whom he looks for support whenever somebody suggests he start looking for a palazzo in the English countryside. He is unique among liars. He spends his entire life denying the lies everyone knows he’s telling. His tenacity is mind-bending. ZAF
NEWS AND REPORTS:
A must-read. Anonymous sends this great expose about Human Rights Watch, a group as reliable as SOHR:
Edward Dark is the non de plume of an alleged journalist writing out of Aleppo itself. He often writes for AI Monitor. I have serious problems with the article, but, it does contain much useful information and insight. I believe the author loses credibility by referring to the Syrian government as a “regime”: (Thanks, Kjel and Canthama)
Here’s one to put in your pipe and study:
Goodbye Fidan! Farewell. What if you lose the election, you moron?