DER’AH: If any of you were wondering what was going on in the Dwarf King’s mind when he ok’ed Al-Qaeda’s occupation of the Jordanian side of the Naseeb Crossing, you were not alone. The economic ramifications for Jordan’s business and agricultural community are massive when one considers that most of Jordan’s exports of foodstuffs harvested in the Aghwaar area of the western river which gives its name to this British-concocted abomination goes through Syria over highways controlled by the Syrian Army into the financially lucrative markets in Lebanon or to the ports at Tartous or Latakia where they were previously shipped to customers in Europe. Well, the story becomes even more confusing when one considers the fact that Jordan’s U.S. ally lists Nusra/Alqaeda as a terrorist organization even though the king specifically gave it permission to take over part of the crossing.
The Jordanian Army had a second thought about this after the U.S. voiced its opposition to such cooperation between the monarchy and the Takfiri group. In order to assuage any American hurt feelings, King PlayStation ordered the Alqaeda wretches out of the crossing and injected his military alongside another group of terrorists, one representing the Fake Syrian Army led by incompetent derelict, ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Basheer Al-Nu’aymi, and the Court of the Seat of Justice (Mahkamat Daar Al-‘Adl). They took over the Jordanian side of the Duty Free Zone. But now, instead of wanting to hold up all the millions of tons of vegetables and fruits, the Jordanian regime tasked the terrorist rats with facilitating the movement of trucks into Syria. Well, that should please his entrepreneurial supporters, right?
The trucks have not been allowed to enter Syria and the foodstuffs are rotting at the border. Truck drivers know that if the Syrian army wanted to waylay them, it could do so with ease. So, they’re waiting for some kind of opening as they slowly starve to death in Jordan. Great move, King Pygmy the Hashemite!
Dam Road: Nusra got hit here when an armored car was blown up by SAA RPG operators. No other details.
West Al-Maleeha Village: The SAA aimed for and hit a car carrying 5 rodents:
Ahmad Bilaal Sawwaan
The other 3 were not identified.
We are seeing increased SAA activity in the very treacherous wilderness of Al-Lijaat where rocky expanses provide ideal haven for terrorist jackals. The same is true of Der’ah City which is still infested in some areas with disease-carrying rodents.
City: At the Bilaal Al-Habashi Mosque, the SAA skirmished with the plague-ridden vermin and killed 3.
Fighting reported here: Al-Bayyi’aat, Old Customs Building, Umm Walad, East Al-Karak, Khaleef Hills.
THE SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATED NAHLAYYAA FOUR HOURS AGO. TROOPS FANNING OUT LOOKING FOR ESCAPING VERMIN.
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