IDLIB: Saudi Arabia’s filth-ridden efforts to oust the legitimate government of a member state of the United Nations hit a solid brick wall yesterday as the Syrian Air Force began firing newly designed anti-insurgency missiles at British-supported terrorist rodents in the areas of Kafr Hayyaa, Ma’ar-Baleet, Kafr-Rooma and Tal ‘Aass. The groups in this area are all funded by the monkeys of Saudi Arabia: Jabhat Thuwwaar Sooriyya and Harakat Ahraar Al-Shaam Al-Islamiyya.
Kafr Takhaareem: About 10 kms from the Turk border, a pickup with a 23mm cannon was destroyed with its 3 rodent passengers bursting into a google molecules. Papers on these wretches were fake, as usual, but literature indicated they were Chechen.
Al-Sawdaa Village: In the Jisr Al-Shughoor area which is completely under the control of the SAA, this village has been closed down successfully as a conduit for the smuggling of weapons to the murdering heretical rodents supported by the British liars and the Saudi masters. According to Wael, the SAA and SAAF killed 34 rats here in the assault which took place on Wednesday and Thursday. I have no names.
Heavy fighting in Idlib City, Binnish, Al-Dibshiyya, Bayyaa’at Al-Sukhaana
Al-Raqqa: Citizens reported seeing hundreds of foreign hyenas from Europe, Chechnya and the Asian subcontinent leave the city pursuant to an order from Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi, the Caliph of Kaka. Their destination appears to be both Mosul and Anbaar Province. This redeployment is seen as significant by members of the Syrian Ministry of Defense because the foreign terrorists were viewed as the most committed. We have also read that the Caliph of Cockadoodledoo also ordered over 1,500 of his murdering mutant weasels to redeploy to Anbaar Province to await the long-expected purifying invasion by the Iraqi armed forces and their allies. In the meantime, the SAA continues its push toward Al-Raqqa.
Al-Shadaadi Town: 18 ISIS rodents killed here yesterday while they were working on a car bomb in a factory located in a house they commandeered. The explosion took place on the Al-Hasaka – Dayr El-Zor Road. No names.
We can confirm the deaths of 44 ISIS dung beetles in the 3 towns of Al-‘Awjaa, Tal-Shaameeraam, Al-Aghbeesh.
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