IDLIB: No sooner had we posted our first report of the day in SyrPer than we received a batch more reports about a powerful new air offensive in the skies over Idlib Province that has busted whole lines of terrorists on the roads and villages of this once lush and fruitful area devastated by the plague of British-supported rodents. Iran’s delivery of 10 Russo-refurbished Su-24 bombers has multiplied the SAAF’s capacity to annihilate terrorists of the Nusra/Alqaeda, Jaysh Al-Islam, Ahraar Al-Shaam and Al-Lijaan Al-Islamiyya li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam.
Terrorist websites are on fire with reports of dead and dying cockroaches such as these:
Abu ‘Abdul-Waahid Al-Tiqani (Strange last name)
Husaam Muhammad Al-Darweesh
Haamid ‘Abdul-Majeed Al-Ghajar
Anas Al-Hammood Abu-Maalik
Suhayl Ghunayma (Var: Ghaneema)
Ahmad ‘Abdul-Haleem Kharzoom
But they don’t tell you that another 89 have not been identified because they are carrying forged documents or papers stolen from Syrian refugees in Erdoghan’s Kingdom of Ignorance.
And here’s a list they don’t want you to read:
‘Issaam Faadi Al-Sawfaan
Najeeb Ahmad Barakaat
‘Abbood Kaayid Mufarrij
Muhammad Zaahir Idlibi
‘Ataa` Mu’tassim Al-Haadi
Badee’ Habeeb Kallaa
Maaher Muhammad ‘Aabdeen
Taariq Mahmoud Al-‘Allaaf
Haani Rasheed ‘Awadh
Muhammad Khaleel Baagh
East of Tile Factory: (Al-Qirmeed) An infiltration was foiled with 13 dead rodents counted.
North of Tile Factory at the hatcheries: Firefight with rats losing. No other details.
Al-Qatroon, Bishlamoon, Hallooz, ‘Ayn Al-Sawda: Devastating aerial bombardment has shaken the bones of the quivering rodents. No aerial assessment sent yet. Spotters on the ground report burning vehicles and screams for help over satellite communications equipment provided by the noisome Erdoghani Turks.
‘Aaliya on the Hama border: Heavy aerial bombardment savages rodents.
Al-Hawaash Village: Ditto.
Al-Rasheediyya Village: Almost under SAA control. Some sources say it has already fallen back to the legitimate government led by Dr. Bashar Al-Assad.
Al-Mansoora Village: A vehicle carrying once-living rodents was blown up by anti-tank rockets courtesy of the PDC. This comes after an attack was foiled on April 20, 2015 coming out of the Scientific Research Complex into the Western suburbs. The rodents use this area to fire on innocent civilians in the northwestern part of the city of Aleppo who refuse to kneel to their demented form of devil worship.
Khudhr Zaynu Buhayri
Mahmoud Mustafaa Al-Ajdab
Haaroon Shafeeq Zaynuddeen
Firaas Shaahir Qubaysi
The other 11 were not identified.
URGENT NEWS: The Syrian Army is approaching Al-Manbij which is now controlled by ISIS after the cannibalistic group threw out gangs of organized criminals only to replace them with their stupefyingly asphyxiating and stupid form of Satan-worship. SAA artillery has started shelling ISIS positions at the Tawaheen Residencies with, evidently, impressive results.
Khaan Al-‘Asal: A large cache of weapons has been seized from the rodents and delivered to the PDC for use in killing Wahhabist microbes. A pickup truck was recovered intact and is to be deployed immediately for killing pests:
“‘Abdul-Hakeem” (Leader of the Nooreddeen Zangi Brigades. Oh, yawn.)
Fighting reported intense in all these areas: Old City, ‘Irbeen (huge losses to rats), Al-Judayda, Qastal Haraami, Bustaan Al-Qassr, Al-Raashideen First District, Aghyar, Tal Al-Dhamaan Village, Aviation College, Turaab Hulluk, Al-Haydariyya, Al-Raamoosaa, Kafr-Kaar, Al-Mintaar, Binaan Al-Huss, Rasm Al-Sayaalaa, Ramlat Al-Minaara, Hayy Jibreen, Rasm Al-Kibaar, Kuwayris Town, Shuray’, Al-Shaykh Ahmad, Al-Hajar Al-Kabeera, Bani Zayd, Al-Yarmoon, Al-Manashir, Ramla, Baab Al-Hadeed, Qaadhi ‘Askar, Tal Al-Ahmar.
‘Ayn Al-Jamaajima: Reports are of many rodents killed here in a rocket attack by the SAA. We have no other details.
Tal Al-Hataabaat: Also reports of massive showers of rockets raining down on rodents including a thermobaric bomb.
Dayr Haafir: This occurred this morning Damascus time. Intelligence was following clues regarding a rodent assault on an SAA position. Once the MI folks had an idea about the configuration of terrorists they informed the SAA Colonel in charge who waited until the convoy of rats had taken shape and ordered Katyushas and SS21s fired at them. The scene is described as one of total panic and anarchy as the Nusra group fell apart trying to pick up wounded rodents shrieking bloody Hell. Massive victory for the SAA.