DAMASCUS-AL-QALAMOON: It’s now official, the crucial summit of Al-Baarooh Mountain has been liberated by the Syrian Army. In the process, the SAA destroyed 3 pickups with 23mm cannons and killed every rat on board. This development cannot be underestimated. The entire area of Ra`s Al-Ma’arra is now set for liberation.
Jard Al-Jubba: The Syrian Army has established complete control over this hamlet. Monzer reports seeing scores of rats fleeing heavy SAA bombardment giving cover to fast-moving infantry.
Jard Ra`s Al-Ma’arra: This is a headquarters for Alqaeda/Nusra providing logistical assistance liaised with the Zionist Rat State. With its liberation, the Syrian Army has now seized the Al-Fatla Crossing only 3 hours after the site was rendered Ratten-rein.
North Qurnat Al-Mu’aysara, Al-Mu’aysara Plains, ‘Aqabat Umm Al-Rukb have been totally liberated by the Syrian Army with scores of rodent carcasses evincing the professional superiority of the Syrian Army.
Ra`s Al-Ma’arra: About to be deloused. 2 major leaders of Alqaeda whose names have not been revealed were killed in relentless SAA artillery shelling and SAAF bombings for the last 48 hours. Each miserable rodent leader was the head of Liwaa` Al-Sha’ab or Jaysh Al-Hurr – all franchises of the Zionist-supported vermin Alqaeda terrorist army being devastated by the SAA.
Qurnat Waadi Al-Daar: A factory for the manufacture of IEDs deep inside Jard Al-Jubba was destroyed after all explosive materials were secured for use in exterminating Wahhabists.
Jurood Al-Ma’arra: Nusra leaders were dispatched to Lucifer’s Lounge and Barbecue:
“Abu Mus’ab” (Id pending)
“Abu Al-Waleed Al-Beeroodi” (Id pending)
“Abu ‘Umar” (Id pending)