SAUDI AIR FORCE COMMANDER DIES OF AIDS IN WASHINGTON D.C.; HOSPITAL STAFF REFUSE TREATMENT; TRANSFERRED TO ANIMAL HOSPITAL

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Former Yemeni president and strongman, ‘Ali ‘Abdullah Saalih, bids farewell to Saudi Arabia’s Chief of the Air Force.

(Washington D.C.)  Syrian Perspective has learned that the chief of the Saudi Air Force, One Star “General” Muhammad Ibn Ahmad Al-Sha’laan, has succumbed to the AIDS virus after years of struggle to keep the virulent disease a family secret.  Al-Sha’laan apparently fell asleep during a meeting with outgoing American Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Martin Dempsey, who was reportedly regaling the Saudi with long stories about his golf outings.  The Saudi general was spirited to the the Walter Reade Hospital after efforts to awaken him failed. After General Dempsey poured a carafe of iced gin martinis on his head and kicked him repeatedly in the groin, everyone agreed he should be taken for emergency treatment.   When his military tunic was removed, hundreds of black scars were detected and the staff was heard to joke that the general had a “lot of melanin”.  But Kaposi’s Sarcoma was the eventual diagnosis.

 

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General Al-Sha’laan is seen here in a photograph taken at a K-Mart booth in Crystal City near Washington.  General Al-Sha’laan had a morbid fear of flying and always traveled by ship or train, hence his two weeks aboard the Italian luxury cruise ship the “Leonardo Da Vinci” in order to attend the meeting at the Pentagon. 

 

General Al-Sha’laan had a case of AIDS so advanced and complex the staff at Walter Reade could not treat him.  Pathology of his blood indicated a mystifying cellular abnormality qualifying the general as essentially a “green monkey”.  Veterinarians from the Georgetown University School of Animal Sciences were brought in for consultation and their prognosis was unanimous: “The general is a Saudi ape with incurable HIV.”

Saudi Arabia has the highest rate of AIDS in the Arab World.  Child molesting, homosexuality, pederasty, pedophilia and sodomy are given as the major reasons for its prevalence in Saudi Arabia.   One German epidemiologist, Herr Doktor Baldur Hasenpfeffer, opined that Saudi Arabia’s population should not even exist since almost all the males prefer other males or little boys.  And so, we come to General Al-Sha’laan.

Saudi Arabia is also the cradle of MERS or Middle East Respiratory Syndrome which is now bedeviling South Korea.  All patients with that condition traveled to the Arabian Peninsula and returned with the often fatal disease.

General Al-Sha’laan is survived by his wife “Ahmad Al-Sudayri”, and some adopted Eastern European male orphans aged 6 to 11 years.

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Ziad you filth …. still not as funny as all the recent losses by the SAA and the 20000 ‘qods forces’ supposedly in Syria.

Your site is a complete fucking joke at this point and nothing but a propaganda machine right now, because nothing ”reported” here is anything besides reality anymore. Just fantasy as you are used to.

Essentially, an SAA psyops page.

Oh, and another Saudi pig / worm / vermin bites the dust …. awesome.

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I thought so far that apes are immune to AIDS. Thats where it came from.

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LOL, Sums up the Saudi Apes well. This article should get our new ape troll AceeDoosi going for today. Give them Hell Ziad!
Thanks for the laugh!

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No matter what his record in Saudi Arabia’s war crime in killing civilians in Yemen would kill him of profound shame. May he kiss the devil and live in pain in hell.

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The yemenies said they were the killers of this ape. I believed them. Is more real…. Frankly, I didn’t find this article funny… , but all the saudis have to die in bad manner.
They don’t deserve more.

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Ahahaha!!… That headline really cracked me.

Those Saudi Chimps shall be no more once the Yemeni’s kick their arse’s.

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Ziad, SAA should fortify Cities even when they are far away from the frontlines at the moment. Civillians could help to dig tunnels under the cities and tows. If Syria concentrate its weapons in large bases they are a sweet target for snackbarians. But if you have many storages here and there it´s harder for them to find, storm and loot them. Your army have themselves to behave like a guerillia army. Some hit and run attacks on the snackbarian areas will not let them sleep save anymore. Just storm their ground, kill as many as possible and retreat if… Read more »

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This is such a low quality blog. Another post removed.

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Well I can’t post my “interesting” posts with references as links (long and linked posts may be spam indicators). You know I’m a web professional and this ip is related to some on which I do ecommerce. My sites creep into spam/virus databases and THIS site shares your ip with other sites which then expect a “captcha”. Low quality stuff and not about internet freedom. That was the main reason for my absence. This stuff is hard enough. I had a lady on facebook trashing moslems. She posted an Al Qaeda guy holding a head. “See what Moslems do!” Well… Read more »

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ZIAD IS FILTH

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Frankly, for my warped sense of humor, this was the funniest thing I’ve ever read here. Great work.

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Yes mr ziad, you keep on mocking the death of Muslims, you vicious baathist swine.

Enjoy it while you can because your time is running out very rapidly!

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bon débarras

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Saudi Arabia is being stuffed, and then roasted by the CIA witch.

My mother used to read me many hours a day these fairy tales.
But the witch has to feed the boy fat before you roast him in the oven.
http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/3008611/1118full-hansel-and-gretel-artwork.jpg
(Hans and Gretel)

Saudi Arabia had to be stuffed with American treasury paper firstly.
Like they sold 30.000 kilos of gold to Gadhafi firstly before they killed him.
Gold now in American, British and French banks.
The trap was set long ago for the House of Saud.
Soon the trap will spring, the boys of Saud are fat enough to be roasted now by the CIA witch.

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Ha ha ha! Ziad, sometimes you just slay me! What a twisted and warped sense of humor you have. I love it. RFLMAO

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I found a movie from his younger years.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=934_1434051563

He is the last one to the right. Not the first or 2nd donkey.

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holy shit that was the funniest article I’ve ever read. Ziad is a genius

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If I were Ziad, I would just block him. Heck, I got blocked from commenting in naturalnews for ‘politely’ pointing out that their staff writers just repeat the misinfo from Big: food, biotech and pharma. It’s Ziads site, he can do as he pleases.

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sorry Ziad did not bother reading this,,waiting for real news