THE MADNESS OF KING SALMAN: SAUDI ARABIA IS GOING BUST, BANKRUPT AND BONKERS!!

The crackpot King receiving his honorary doctorate in camel husbandry from the University of Baku.  Here he signals an answer after being asked by a prepubescent girl what 1 + 3 is.   

 

When you are the scion of a race of in-bred sloths, monkeys and hyenas, you must eventually show signs of cerebral cellular degeneration.  King Salman of Saudi Arabia, for example, was just giving a speech during which he confused the words استرخاء and  استخراء

The first word “Istirkhaa`” is a 10th form reflexive verb in Arabic which means “one loosens or relaxes himself”.  The second one, is mostly Lebanese/Syrian street hipster-speak: “Istikhraa`” a 10th form reflexive verb meaning to “treat somebody as shit”.   He continued with the speech although you could hear titters in the background.  Such is the fate of this Kingdom of Nightmares…..this Domain of Decay…….this Mephitic Monarchy of Meningitis.

When this newly invested king took over the throne of ‘Abdullah, his half brother (non-Sudayri), he immediately announced to the world that he had never read Shakespeare’s historical plays.  He, instead, flaunted his adherence to the infamous Dale Carnegie romain noire: “How to Lose All Good Friends and Make Everybody Your Enemy.”  He dumped his own half-brother, Muqrin bin ‘Abdul-‘Azeez, who was crown prince according to established norms, and appointed in his stead his own nephew, Muhammad bin Naayef.  Not to suffer the enmity of his own son in the process, the 78-year old monarch threw 34 year old son,Muhammad bin Salmaan, a bone in the form of “deputy crown prince”.

Well, Muqrin is not happy.  According to the famous Saudi Twitterer, Mujtahid, a major internal Donnybrook is building up to a crescendo. Muqrin, whom it is said was bribed by Salmaan, to accept his fate in oblivion for a mere 10 billion dollars, immediately began to do what royals of all species do when affronted:  he began to plot.  Mujtahid says that a royal who provides inside information to him, Sa’ood bin Sayf Al-Nassr”,  a purported grandson of founding ape monarch, Sa’ood bin ‘Abdul-‘Azeez, claimed that the royal ragheads of Arabia have decided to shorten Salmaan’s reign due to a soon-to-be-announced infirmity deemed lethal to good Wahhabist misgovernance – insanity.   Oh, yeah?

Well, all of us can feel the presence of the Hashemites in all this.  If not playing a direct role, certainly British connivance is detected instinctually lurking in the nitre-encrusted interstices of Saudi walls, like pernicious flies, pulling the strings of the Hashemite Dwarf rat-king puppet of Jordan to “suggest” certain solutions – say, something along the lines of his grandfather, Talaal, who was declared “schizophrenic” by British quacks and removed from power only to be sent to a Turkish “sanatorium” to live out his life like Cem Sultan at the Castle of Bourganeuf.   Shakespeare would have had a field day with this.  Who needs Holinshed?

 

File image shows Prince Mohammed bin Salman, the son of King Salman, who has been named deputy crown prince (AFP/Getty Images)

This is the king’s son, “Prince” Muhammad bin Salmaan, defense minister, and deputy crown prince.  It is said he hasn’t bathed in seven years.  It’s also said he doesn’t know how to shoot a BB gun or slingshot. I’ve also heard it said he ties his prehensile tail to his left thigh when wearing Western clothing.

The king who will be installed in Salmaan’s stead is one, “Prince” Ahmad bin ‘Abdul-‘Azeez, and whose mother is another boring Sudayri trollop by the name of Hissa bint Ahmad Al-Sudayri.   Scuttlebutt in the Arab Press has members of the royal family snickering behind Salmaan’s back referring to his nephew’s and son’s investitures as “a coup d’etat by teenagers”.

The Saudis are desperate.  They can’t get the Egyptians to send any kamikazes to fight the Zaydi warriors in Yemen.  They can’t get the Pakistanis to do the same.  And they can’t get the Pakistanis to even give them one nuclear warhead.  They are losing their own territory in the southwest to Yemeni freedom fighters.  They have no army.  And, it looks like the Iranians are on the verge of a quantum leap in relations with Russia, China – and, and, and – gulp! – Europe!  Their ties to the Zionist Kingdom of Slaughter is going nowhere.  Bashar Al-Assad is stronger than ever.  Iraqi volunteers to fight the ISIS Saudi allies are in the hundreds of thousands.  Americans don’t seem to know what they want.  Hizbollah is victorious everywhere.  The Saudis are feeling really lonely.  Only a good bloodbath will change things around for them. But, that begs the question: Whose blood is it going to be and who is going to be bathing in it?  ZAF

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A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.
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What consequences will the destabilization of the KSA have for the oil prices. ?

It is unbelievable that a country who spends more then 80 billion on weapons every year doesn’t have the soldiers to beat some Houthi’s and or zaydi’s. It is very funny. I repeat this is very very funny!!. For that money you can hire a lot of very good mercenaries. But i am happy that they are so stupid. Who will take the oil fields after the royal familie has to flie.?

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Ziad, excellent piece, KSA is indeed bound to desintegration, with the tribes of Najran declaring themselves against Riyadh, and the western part of KSA starting a process of rebellion due to the several war crimes bombing in shia mosques, there is little to expect from the central government, sometimes money does not talk loud. May the house of Saud burn in hell for their crimes.

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“and the western part of KSA starting a process of rebellion due to the several war crimes bombing in shia mosques”
You mean eastern part

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“Prehensile tail, left thigh”

Ziad, some of your quips are unbelievable, and you never seem to run out of them ! Did any ever make it to the courtroom ?

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From an economic and geo political standpoint, the sooner that cadre of crypto satanists get swept into the dustbin of history, the better. Note that some time ago I mentioned that they are running record financial deficits amidst low oil prices. This in addition to giving everyone in the country a raise and buying bentley’s for saudi soldiers who kill yemeni women and children. They are one of the few countries that have the money in the bank to do so. They are burning their reserves as they sow nihilism across the world, as well as gut the oil producing… Read more »

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It appears that the Americans have killed Mokhtar Belrinokhatar and many al-Quaeda fighters at Ajdabiya ih Libia. Without waiving the flag lets give those brave American pilots credit for this enormous gift to the world wide fight against terrorism. . Ziad should acknowledge this bravery. With no government in Libia, it appears that these air strikes are the best weapon against these animals.

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i found this snackbarian youtube ccount with a whole lot of “hell canon videos”: https://www.youtube.com/user/NDZankiMotion/videos why didn´t the SAA rebuild this cheap weapon and send some of this things back to the snackbarians. It seems like these homemade weapons cause a lot of damage (like we have seen today in Aleppo). Rebuild them and let them have a taste from their own medicine, till now the SAA have too much mercy with the snackbarians. The SAA shows too much mercy with the snackbarian Orks, fire more missiles on this subhuman Orks, don´t let them rest, kill them where ever they… Read more »

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Saudi southern region is seceding ?

“… The tribal leaders in the border city of Najran said they detach from Saudi Arabia and join the Yemenis in their war on Saudi Arabia.

Sheikh Fouzi Akram, the leader of Yaam and Walad Abdullah tribes in Najran told FNA on Monday that the city’s tribes have immediate plans for separation from the Central government in Riyadh.”

http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13940325001235

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aus govt has just issued update travel warning for border areas of jordan/iraq/syia – http://www.smartraveller.gov.au/zw-cgi/view/Advice/Jordan

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The video attached is 11 mins long, rising politician, leader of the Great Patriotic Party of Russia and writer Nikolai Starikov offers interesting explanation why annexing or recognising Donetsk People’s Republic and Luhansk People’s Republic would not be in Russia’s best national and geopolitical interest and why they have to stay within Ukraine. Worth watching if you have the time.

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It seems pay back time in Al Thalah, several media newslet reporting hundreds of dead rats, now the SAA is on the move.

Ivan Sidorenko ‏@IvanSidorenko1 2h2 hours ago
#Syria #Suwayda #السويداء #Suwaydā #Sweida Reports that #SAA has retaking قرية سكاكة “Village “Skaka” West of Thaleh Airport.

http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=32.703533&lon=36.370239&z=14&m=b

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Another bomb shell!!!! US drone kills Nassar al-Wishayshi head of al-Qaeda in Arab Penninsula. Lets give credit where credit is due, if true. Ziad must be smiling at this wonderful news. The US has made lots of mistakes, but by golly they are making up for lost time now in spades..

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House of Saud and the Zionist Apartheid state are joined at the hip. Makes sense, as one is a primitive feudal monarchy and the other a racist colonial enterprise with antecedents in Old Testament Times and more recently, fifteenth century colonial efforts. Despite techno advancements, the mentality of the Zio-state is ethnocentric primitivism. I figure both will collapse soon, from war, internal unrest and other forces. They are doomed, certain to be discarded in the dustbin of history where they belong. They are no match for Iran and Hezbollah. When Syria gets the monkeys off its back the resistance will… Read more »

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Officials: Israel to Seize Syria Border, Create Druze ‘Buffer Zone’

Sources Claim Israel in Talks With Red Cross on Plan
by Jason Ditz, June 14, 2015

http://news.antiwar.com/2015/06/14/officials-israel-to-seize-syria-border-create-druze-buffer-zone/

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The deputy clown prince is really rocking that pink lipstick.

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Thaleh Airbase rat operation was a utter disaster, it has come to a grinding halt/suspended, due to high number of casualties suffered by the failed cannibals. Weren’t the trolls assuring the airbase was soon to fall? Trolls, your presence is required, what do you have to say now? How are you gonna spin this one? What now? Hello???

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Well folks i have to say, my family used to tell me things about the saudi’s which i discounted as maybe rumors, they said the saudi apes were closet jews, and they did say that when the “king” died there will be internal fighting and the house will fall into the abysmal , and i thought they were nut cases, seems not.

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Syrian army foils major attack against key airbase in Swaida http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2015-06/16/c_134328863.htm SWAIDA, Syria, June 16 (Xinhua) — The Syrian army on Monday foiled a massive offensive launched by armed militants against a key Syrian airbase in the southern province of Swaida, a military source in the province told Xinhua. Several militant groups, mainly the al-Qaida-linked Nusra Front, launched a wide-scale offensive against the Thaaleh airbase in the western countryside of the predominantly Druze province of Swaida on Monday, the second of such offensives since the same militants attempted to storm the facility on June 10 without a success, the source… Read more »

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btw i know you dont like maps but this seems to be showing a contested fight between kurds and army in qamishly?
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Template%3ASyrian_Civil_War_detailed_map

like i said idk if this is good or bad news down the road
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6ULxqlXCUU&feature=em-uploademail

of course it will make erdogy shit his pants some more which is great

http://www.presstv.com/Detail/2015/06/15/416013/syria-isil-takfiri-tal-abyad

Syria War 2015 – Syrian Rebels Blown Up During Storm On Syrian Army Brigade 52 Base
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbfpIWykrj0&feature=em-uploademail

this is amazing,,bet it can even knock out jets and stealth,,,would be great if this was amongst the cargo ships in tartous delivering new googdies to syria
http://www.presstv.com/Detail/2015/06/16/416033/Russia-missile-antidrone-microwave-cannon

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“Rebels” shelling kills 18 Syrians in Aleppo http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2015-06/16/c_134328736.htm DAMASCUS, June 15 (Xinhua) — At least 18 people were killed on Monday when “rebels” fired improvised rockets on residential areas in Syria’s northern city of Aleppo, the state news agency SANA reported. The rockets slammed into the government-controlled districts of Serian and Faisal in Aleppo, said SANA, adding that children were among those killed. The rockets were fired from the rebel-held Bani Zaid district in Aleppo, SANA added. Meanwhile, Syria’s Information Minister Omran al-Zoubi slammed the firing as an act of terrorism, which, he said, is supported by the Turkish government,… Read more »

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Massive rat losses in Al Thalah continued on Monday, 275 rats killed.

http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13940326000472

Not surprisely, the advance was stopped cold due to mounting and unsustainable losses, time for Syria to be bold and regain lost territory and advance toward Al Hirak and cut supply routes to these filthy terrorists once and forever.

http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13940326000671

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Egyptian court sentences ex-President Morsi to death in 2011 jailbreak case

http://rt.com/news/267490-mursi-sentenced-life-prison/

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Gamal abdel Nasser said : the road to free palestine passes by Ryad. He was so right. Saudis are the scum of humanity.