HAPPY RAMADAN! SYRPER EXCLUSIVE! AL-RAQQA: SYRIAN MILITARY INTELLIGENCE POISONS 58 ISIS RODENTS IN BRILLIANT OPERATION

ISIS rodents sit around their table during an Iftar banquet with an Ayzeedi child as the main course.  Unfortunately for the impious rodents, the yoghurt they were about to sip was loaded with Ricin Powder and Sodium Monofluoroacetate courtesy of Syrian Army Intelligence Catering, Inc.

 

Al-Raqqa:  Don’t believe the news about any poisoning in Mosul.  While the Iraqi military might have been overeager to report this as some harbinger of better things to come, the real incident took place in Al-Raqqa City, the Caliph of Cockadoodledoo’s capital and the hub of all retrograde thinking and open heresy outside Saudi Arabia.

Here is the real story as reported from Damascus to SyrPer:  On June 6th, 2015, a group of mostly British, Chechen, Iraqi and Turk terrorists decided to share a Ramadan Feast (Iftaar) at 6 shallow round tables meant to accommodate the wounded caliph himself, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi, who, evidently, was enjoying his feast through a process of intubation overseen by Turk medical quacks – and somewhere in Southern Turkey.  The ISIS terrorists, always looking for that moment nouvaute to advertise their priceless etiquette, decided on engorging themselves with a living Ayzeedi child as the main course.  In truth, the gathering was reported to a group of freedom fighters linked to the SAA-MI who transmitted the Intel to Damascus.  A plan was drawn up and approved by General Muhammad Mahalla.  It would involve Syrian intelligence operatives delivering a “container” (وعاء ) of Ricin powder and another of Sodium Monofluoroacetate (as a flavor enhancer).  In actuality, neither poison has any flavor or odor.  Just like vodka.  We just wanted to make sure they all died.

The Sunday previous to that, the substances were delivered by a truck carrying crates of vegetables from a nearby farm along the river.  Nobody thought anything of it.  Not even the truck driver.

Oh, this Ramadan Iftar was going to be spezialitaat, as the Germans say.  Chechen rodent terrorists insisted on a Ukrainian-type Borscht, a beet soup filled with beef and lamb spiced up with onions, parsley and peppers.  The British terrorists were resolved to eat a halaal shepherd’s pie.  The Iraqis wanted “pacha”, a stew whose primary ingredient is lamb head and the Turks settled on a big bowl of mint yoghurt.  So much fun and so little time.

Abu Khinnaws Al-Sheeshaani dives into a meal prepared by the best chefs at the Syrian Army’s Military Intelligence Cooking School.

 

The dinner took place in an apartment just to the east of the Al-Safaa` Mosque.  Plenty of Yazeedi (var: Ayzeedi) slaves were engaged to serve up the goodies while trained chefs prepared the meal for the hungry horde of hucksters, hacks and heretics.  Problem: the chefs were not real chefs.  They were more like a Borgia family team of chemists.  Why, they followed the recipes implicitly, the aroma of the simmering gastronomical masterpieces wafting into the dining area where the ISIS rats were all seated on the floor, their legs folded neatly – their fingers stained with the ungloved curiosity of raving proctologists.  You could see their spittle flowing down their beards, percolating down every greasy hair, over the fleas and pus which collected in the living jungle carpeting their faces.

 

When the meal arrived there was jubilation.  According to Monzer, who found all this very funny, (I wonder why), the rodents didn’t even wait for sundown.  They embraced the meal with the kind of savagery associated with sharks in a feeding frenzy, or prize Iowan swine attacking a pile of yams, or, better yet, Belgians seated around a keg of beer – it was pure pandemonium.  Such piety must not go unrewarded.   No sooner had they scarfed down one platter after another than some started to feel “woozy”.  One terrorist is said to have tried to induce vomiting while bending over the apartment balcony his polluted index finger stuffed down his gullet, his entrails coughing up the toxic filth over the heads of passers-by.  Others began to twitch.  Some started to spasmodically eruct their meals while supine on the floor.  It was a ghastly sight – such a lovely soiree turning into this surreal Grande Bouffe.  Snarling, snorting, sniveling, suppurating and sneezing, some rats simply died their eyes wide open staring into the intestines of oblivion.  Others took longer as they darted to the door expectorating, vomiting and exploding amidst the clamor, the clangor and the bleating of “Allahu Akbar”.  Yeah, sure.

In any case,  the Ricin and its lethal sister did their job.  45 were reported dead with only 13 surviving the all-you-can-eat extravaganza.   Chalk one more up to the Syrian Military Intelligence Service.  Remember, don’t buy your next banquet from Military Intelligence Catering.  ZAF

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Amir Australia
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Rest in piss you super trash NATO scum, happy iftar 🙂

Well done SAA

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Those Rats go their just desert! Hats off to the MI guys, Great Job. It is a shame that Aloush missed this banquet.
Thanks for the Updates and the Laughs Ziad.

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hehehe, very amusing

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Ziad, hillarious story and extremely well written piece, one can see it happen by your agility to tell the tale, congrats.
Nothing like ricin, raticide, to kill a filthy rat, well done to the good Syrians involved in this rat killing.

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That looks like a Hindu Temple of the Rats. I have a Quenda in the garden, but that is rather scary. I shouldn’t mention Satanism here it just gets you started.

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Takebeer isis rats!!
Good job.
Btw., I wrote about isis and extremist plans to fire up balkan and isis black list, peoples name and targets in this area. Look what is happened in srebrenica today. Angry muslims crowds try to stoned serbian pm. Now we can wait serbian answer soon

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This something different then feed the terrorists lead through their heads and through their harts.

The beer i drink taste good while reading this story.

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How sad…13 survived. Better tweak that recipe for the next banquet.

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Dear Syrian Perspective,

I have popped over here from the Liveleak website. I just want to wish the best to Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, the SAA (and it’s allies) and the long-suffering Syrian people.

I have made a SAA tribute video and posted it on Liveleak, in case anyone wants to take a look:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d08_1436631177

All the best to Syria and the Loyalist forces! All the best.

– Conscript 347

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The SAA has taken the Jabal Hayal and Abu Fawares Quarries placing them even closer to the W outskirts of Palmyra. They can literally smell the stinking rats!

Keep faith and trust in the SAA!

God Protects the Syrian Army!

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A meal to die for. Lol!

Keep faith and trust in the SAA!

God Protects the Syrian Army!

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I for one do not like the wide range of explanation and jokes of words that is used. Feel its overdone, would like some cliff notes or “take aways” from the block post for quick information gathering as a visitor.

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Hundreds of isil rats leaving Palmyra for Raqqa per farsnews…….

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Does anyone know if IS and Nusra are still succesful in recruiting new soldiers (morons who want to die for the zionists) ?.

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I saw the video, good!

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Another fantasy article by Ziad. I swear this site and the comment section is like being in a psych ward, with the few occasional sane commenter serving as the staff.

Take your pills, quick.

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Some highlights on Saturday : 1) The rat offensive to take Aleppo from the western side went “south”, lost their mojo and basically it was a quite day. Some fights still on the research center though. 2) After some 3 tough days in southern Hasaka city, SAA seems to be getting the grip and steady advances in all fronts. Panorama roundabout is still the key area to be fully liberated. 3) Rats in Zabadani seem to be on their last legs, would not be surprise to hear massive surrender, their fate as is is hopeless. SAA and Hizballah continue to… Read more »

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A mention of the poisoning story on this newspaper page, with a pic of ISIS members at a dinner. Why do they always have such HIDEOUS faces? Truly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3153194/45-ISIS-fighters-die-eating-poisoned-Ramadan-meal-Iraq.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

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The rat offensives have petered out in Aleppo, Dara’a and Palmyra. Looks like Palmyra will fall soon. Aleppo and Dara’a are primed for major SAA counterstrikes that could lead to significant advances. Al-Hasakah is turning around with Deir Ezzor stable. The Idlib front looks to be contained with the battle for Al-Zabadani a done deal. The SAA and allies have withstood the best that the enemy could muster on multiple fronts to change the strategic balance of the war and they failed miserably, suffering huge losses in men and material. It’s hard to see how the enemy recovers from this… Read more »

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Kata’ib Hezbollah cleansing operations against ISIS in Baiji (Iraq)

Published on Jul 11, 2015

Iraq War 2015 (July 10) || Kata’ib Hezbollah (Hezbollah Brigades) and ISF cleansing operations against the remaining ISIS extremists in Baiji. || Säuberungsaktionen der Hezbollah-Brigaden und der irakischen Armee gegen die verbleibenden ISIS Extremisten in der Stadt Baiji.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxYWBMVRC8

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Turkey opens Incirlik Air Base for ‘coalition’ operations, including attacks on Syrian forces. Looks like the ball may have opened; read the article carefully.

http://aranews.net/2015/07/turkey-opens-incirlik-air-base-for-u-s-led-coalitions-warplanes/

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The Syrian and Iraqi Turkmen, the descendants of the Ottoman occupiers and agents of the Islamic invaders, are forming militias to confront the Kurds in both Iraq and Syria. In Iraq, they want to prevent the Kurds from consolidating Kirkuk into a Kurdish entity or authority, particularly to prevent the natural resources of Kirkuk to fall into the hands of the Kurdish invaders and occupiers. In Syria, the Kurdish invaders and occupiers and ethnically cleansing the Turkmen invaders and occupiers, who are responding by forming a militia. http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/07/07/turkmen-fearing-ethnic-cleansing-move-to-form-militia-against-kurds-in-syria/ If the Kurds succeed in holding Kirkuk, regions of Nineveh bordering Syria… Read more »

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Deported illegal Chinese immigrants planned joining jihad: police http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2015-07/11/c_134403814.htm BEIJING, July 11 (Xinhua) — A total of 109 illegal immigrants, who were repatriated from Thailand to China on Thursday, had been on their way to Turkey, Syria or Iraq to join jihad, the Ministry of Public Security confirmed Saturday. Several recruitment gangs were uncovered in Turkey by a Chinese police investigation, which also discovered that Turkish diplomats in some Southeast Asian countries had facilitated the illegal movement of people. A large number of radicalized Chinese and the heads of organized gangs, also known as snakeheads, have been deported from Southeast… Read more »

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Visiting official says security situation in Syria improving http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2015-07/11/c_134402047.htm PRAGUE, July 10 (Xinhua) — Syrian parliament deputy chairman Fahmi Hasan who heads a Syrian delegation that is on an official visit to the Czech Republic, said in a press conference held at the Czech Chamber of Deputies on Friday that the security situation in Syria has been markedly improving. Hasan said Syria succeeded in preventing terrorism from penetrating into other countries. When talked about the refugee issue, Hasan said the best solution would be to give the refugees opportunity to return to their home country. Hasan thanked the Czech Republic… Read more »

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News Analysis: Turkey intends to be more involved in fight against IS http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2015-07/11/c_134402050.htm ISTANBUL, July 10 (Xinhua) — Turkey has clearly voiced its intention to involve more in fighting against the Islamic State (IS) terrorists group amid growing chaos in the region, analysts said here on Friday. “It’s very clear that Turkey demanded to be listened to more in the region and asked the United States not to make substantial changes in their policy on Syria without Ankara’s permission,” said political analyst Megmet Yegin at International Strategic Research Organization. Analysts made the remarks after Turkish and U.S. high-profile delegates on… Read more »

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Roundup: Turkey strives for coalition gov’t amid uncertainty English.news.cn 2015-07-10 05:24:17 [More] ANKARA, July 9 (Xinhua) — Many see a coalition between the Islamist AKP and MHP is more likely given the closeness between the support base between the two parties. Yasar Yakis, former foreign minister, said another reason why AKP and MHP is likely option is that the AKP “will have to give it a smaller number of ministerial posts” to the MHP in a coalition deal as opposed to the CHP that has more seats than MHP in the Parliament. “All options are now theoretically open for all… Read more »

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Hack of Netanyahu Chief of Staff Shows Israeli Control of ISIS Posted by Gordon Duff, Senior Editor on July 11, 2015 Israelleaks: Cables Reveal Tel Aviv-ISIL Link, Israel’s Support for Terrorists in Syria TEHRAN (FNA)- A cyber attack by hackers on the computer of the Israeli Prime Minister’s chief of staff revealed secret information on Tel Aviv’s support for the ISIL in Iraq and the regime’s arms aids to the terrorists in Syria as well as the large-scale support of Saudi Arabia and Qatar in this respect. The hackers managed to penetrate into the personal computer of Israeli Prime Minister’s… Read more »

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like i already said reporting on this story a few days ago “and happy ramadan to these pigs”

anyways,,,

Syrian Army is 3.5km from Palmyra: How did they do it?
http://www.almasdarnews.com/article/syrian-army-is-3-5km-from-palmyra-how-did-they-do-it/
The Battle for Al-Zabadani Heats Up: Islamist Rebels Flanked
http://www.almasdarnews.com/article/the-battle-for-al-zabadani-heats-up-islamist-rebels-flanked/

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Our comrades at the CyberBerkut hacked this from McCain’s laptop – The making of a fake ISIS beheading

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This is for all the dumb trolls who keep quoting ‘almasdarnews’ as a source for trying to make a liar of Ziad: The Islamic State of Iraq and Al-Sham (ISIS) had a rough day on Saturday, as the terrorist group attempted to re-enter the east district of the Al-Ghuweiran Quarter; however, what they were not prepared for was the Syrian Arab Army’s 104th Airborne Brigade’s (Republican Guard) stiff defences around the eastern flank of the provincial capital. Some 400 ISIS combatants stormed the east district of Al-Ghuweiran Quarter on Saturday morning and many of those same combatants did not return… Read more »

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On the topic of ‘the poison feast’
Remember that regardless of whether it was a deliberate plot by MI or just accidental food poisoning (which is a always going to be a problem for all denizens of the new ISIL stone-age) there will be a TERRIBLE vengeance extracted on the poor catering slaves who provided, cooked and served it up. The impotent rage of poisoned and near-poisoned rats will be terrible.
Let’s keep that in mind before ‘LOL..ing too much.
Just sayin’

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The rats ate the food, the Syrians got the dessert. 😀 Awesome job SAA.

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30 IS terrorists killed in battles near Syria’s Palmyra http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2015-07/11/c_134403503.htm DAMASCUS, July 11 (Xinhua) — At least 30 terrorists with the Islamic State (IS) terrorist group were killed during ongoing battles with the Syrian army forces in the surrounding of the ancient city of Palmyra, a monitor group reported Saturday. The battles in the vicinity of this millennium-old oasis city have been gaining momentum in recent days, as the Syrian forces were said to be waging a counter-offensive to recapture Palmyra from the IS terrorist hands. A total of 12 government forces were also killed during recent battles in Palmyra,… Read more »

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China says Turkish embassies in southeast Asia aid Uighurs (turkic-language speaking Chinese muslims) being recruited for ISIL…

China claims Uighurs being sold in Turkey as ’cannon fodder’ for ISIL
http://www.todayszaman.com/diplomacy_china-claims-uighurs-being-sold-in-turkey-as-cannon-fodder-for-isil_393465.html

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Iran kicks Big Oil and Big Pharma squarely in the crotch! Roll on, Iran!

http://www.presstv.com/Detail/2015/07/12/419905/iran-oil-industry-refinery-catalysts-SPEC-Jalil-Sobhani-

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Excellent. That will make them think twice before they eat wherever they are. LOVE to see a video of this if it exists.