IDLIB: It’s become a bit of a joke. The statistics are horrendous for the terrorist psychopathic Islamist thug-monkeys, but, the prostituted Western and Eastern Press continue to hammer out hilarious reports of various advances which simply could not have taken place. The Syrian Army has absorbed new tactics, and even more significantly, more domestically-manufactured rockets with newly engineered guidance systems the rodents have not seen before. This has made targeting the rodents much more effective as they continue to hide inside heavily populated areas.
JAYSH AL-FATH MASSACRED AT ABU DHUHOOR AIRBASE. 12 PICKUP TRUCKS WITH 23MM CANNONS TURNED INTO PILES OF MOLTEN STEEL. AN ANNIHILATION MENTIONED FREQUENTLY IN ALEPPO BY HUDDLED RATS ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THE MERCIFUL STING OF OUR RIFLES.
This is the 30th time the rats have tried to invade the perimeter of the airbase, one of Syria’s most important, only because it lies on an axis which enables the SAAF to use fuel much more efficiently. If the base were to fall, all that would mean is that Syria would require more fuel than is usually necessary. This, also, is not a big deal as Russia, Venezuela and Iran are prepared to provide these necessary constituents of air power.
Yesterday, starting at around 3:00 a.m., the rodents, after equipping 2 Scania and 1 Mercedes trucks with a massive amount of C-4, military grade TNT, gasoline and multiple detonators which could be engaged by the driver or by remote control, approached from the northwest. The problem with the plan was that the area is very flat and SAA drones regularly fly over Jaysh Al-Fath positions. Our observers have become very adept at reading the terrain – they can spot a truck being readied to carry legitimate products and those which carry explosives. We even have night vision cameras now, thanks to the Russian Federation, so our observers can spot danger even in the dark.
And so, based on intercepted communications, 3 drivers, one from Pakistan and another 2 from Saudi Arabia, were given their last rat-rites and promised a place in heaven filled with 72 Virginians. And off they went. According to my source in Latakia, based on what he read, an entire platoon of Special Forces Kornet and Milan operators were deployed at previously dug defensive trenches. They were told about the most likely routes to be followed by the suicidal degenerates. When the trucks appeared within range of the Kornets and Milans, the rockets took off, their invisible guidance, fiber-optics tails, acting like a telescope for the eyeball at the nose, as the hawkeyed SF rangers directed the projectiles precisely to their targets. The explosions rocked the nearby eponymous village and could be heard as far as the border of Aleppo province. The drivers were nebulized, their stink, collected over months of festering, becoming nothing more than an offense of the past.
Once again, the rodents, convinced they are going to some amusement park in Infinity, charged the perimeter of the base despite the obvious fiasco engineered by imbeciles from Britain operating out of Adana, and found themselves in the middle of a meat grinder. SAA artillery and rocket launchers sprayed the area with so much ordnance, the rats almost immediately turned around to escape, their communications described by the SAA as “frantic”, “anarchic” and “terror-filled”. Amazingly, their field commanders told them to “stay put and fight their way forward”. They knew better than that and kept running away like the miserable cowards they always were.
According to some sources, Jaysh Al-Fath executed some of the officers for not obeying orders and refusing to die kami-kaze-style. Banzai!! Tora! Tora! Tora!
But, that’s not all. According to Wael, the SAAF took off from the base to the south and circled around firing air-to-rat missiles, hitting moving vans and pickups with uncanny accuracy. When the dust finally settled, observers on the ground could count 12 pickups destroyed, smoke wafting up from the crevices of the engine compartments and carcasses spread around them roasting slowly like Texan briskets. A total of 173 rats either killed or wounded in the fighting.
Umm Jareen: Another tale of woe for Nusra/Alqaeda rodents. MI alerted SAA infantry to the movement of rats in their direction. The rats were aboard several flatbed trucks with 2 pickups armed with the usual Doschkas for protection. The SAAF took to the air and quickly scotched the caravan as the SAA infantry pounced upon them killing a confirmed 17 and wounding scores. Almost all were foreigners. These were the only Syrians among the vermin:
Haani ‘Abdul-Wahhaab Mas’ood
Muhammad Waasif Qooraani
Baheej Diyaab Al-Safarjalli
Reports of heavy rat losses also at these areas: Al-Tur’ah, Qar’ Al-Ghazaal, Al-Majaass
JISR AL-SHUGHOOR AREA: Reports continue to come in indicating the newly-arrived volunteer forces from Iran are becoming increasingly hep to the terrain and the roadways so important for effective fighting. At the villages of Bizayt, Jannat Al-Quraa, Tu’oom, the Syrian Air Force pounded concentrations of rodents belonging to both Alqaeda and Harakat Ahraar Al-Shaam Al-Islamiyya. Their efforts to build up fortifications in anticipation of the SAA’s major push to liberate Jisr Al-Shughoor are being watched with peculiar obsessiveness. Great news, too: the highway between Aleppo and JIsr Al-Shughoor remains completely open. The rats failed in closing it.
Ma’arrat-Massreen: A large pack of vultures belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda which had planned to attack neighboring Al-Faw’ah Village were torn to shreds by SAAF Sukhoi bombers.
Abu Qaaridh Al-Sa’oodi, begs openly in central Zabadaani for mercy as most of his litter-mates try slinking out through the town’s sewers. He was caught and arrested dressed as a woman. (Photo: Stuartfrew)
23 rodents were confirmed killed yesterday as their numbers slowly reach the target goal of zero. They were killed trying to break out of the town but found that the entire area is rife with SAA and HZB all of whom are unfortunately ordered not to show traditional Syrian hospitality. ALERT TO READERS: WHORE NEWS SITES LIKE, AL-BAWABA, REPORTED FALSELY THAT HZB ARRESTED 170 OF ITS OWN WHO WERE TRYNG TO ESCAPE THE FIGHTING. TOTALLY FALSE AND DEFAMATORY. HZB ARRESTED OVER 100 CRIMINALS BELONGING TO ALQAEDA OF WHOM 11 WERE SAUDI CITIZENS. THE PDC EXECUTED ALL THE SAUDIS AND CREMATED THEIR STINKING CARCASSES WITH WHITE PHOSPHORUS.
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