Umm Faadi of Dal’oona, Lebanon, expresses the feelings of most Syrians when asked about the sudden death of veteran simian diplomat, Sa’ood Al-Faysal.
Ah, death. William Cullen Bryant espoused its relaxing character so eloquently in his monumental poem, Thanatopsis. For many, it is the end of temporal suffering and the beginning of a new existence in the hidden world beyond sight and sound. (R. Serling) For many others, it’s just a drag – as in Mick Jagger’s: “What a drag it is getting’ old”. And then, for many, and especially when it has to do with another person’s death – well – it’s just the cat’s meow. And so, we come to the departure of one of Allah’s most perfidious servants – a being whose beak resembled that of a buzzard but whose metabolism suggested ape origins. The monkey-vulture passed away 3 days ago after a long battle with twitching, salivating, blurting, spouting, mumbling, fumbling, stumbling and other forms of spasmodic gesticulations appropriate for a Gibbon monkey on amphetamines. These minor foibles did not prevent him from reaching the lowest nadir of diplomatic achievement as he single-handedly guided his pre-Cambrian Zombie Kingdom into the Triassic Age.
During his last visit to Turkey, Sa’ood is personally fed by Recep Tayyip Erdoghan, as the Saudi prince was unable to remove his hands from his (Erdoghan’s) crotch.
He died in Los Angeles, thousands of miles from his birthplace. According to observers of “royal family behavior”, the prince was touring LA with British actor, Hugh Grant, who promised him a “jolly old time” in the American sin capital. What Mr. Hughes did not know, evidently, was that Prince Sa’ood had been diagnosed with simiano-arabico-geriatricitis or more commonly known as “Rag Head Fruit Fly Syndrome” (RHFFS) a condition which when left untreated causes the sufferer to bed-wet when not in bed and to shake uncontrollably whenever in the presence of Christians. It is also believed that the prince suffered from AIDS attendant to what was described by his spokes-rat as caused by “the prince’s hunger for life”. Commentators have interpreted this as “pedophilia”.
The prince’s last statement before his death came at a meeting just at the onset of the attack on Yemen when he said: “We are not war mongers. But, if the drums of war begin beating, then we are ready for it.” Sadly, the prince did not live long enough to see his own air force bombing Saudi soldiers who declared their allegiance to the Yemeni army.
All over the world, politicians and men of good will praised Sa’ood Al-Faysal in their own way:
“He was a cool dude. Always did what he was told. We’re gonna miss him here in Washington.” Barack Obama from the WH.
“He was a man of peace, even when he was personally delivering suitcases filled with money to Oussama Bin Laden and Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani. Those two will definitely miss him. Or, I mean, the last one will. We killed Bin Laden in Pakistan, didn’t we?” Joe Biden, U.S. Vice President.
President Assad of Syria was the first to stand up and wave goodbye to the aquiline-visaged vulture:
Bye bye. Toodlidoo. Hasta La Vista. Arrivederci. A bien tot. Au revoir. Auf Wiedersehen. Dosvedanya. Khodaa-Haafez. Sayonara. Jajin. Khaloomoot Paaz. Go to %$#&^%$@#@#$$ing Hell, you slimy rat!
Update on Palmyra. Serious progress is being made to regain full control of Palmyra.
ISIS terrorists are crumbling in Palmyra.
Ziad, nice piece, somthing to be treasured, this rat lover won’t be missed by anybody, not even his ratfriends in the degenerated KSA. In hell he is, in hell he always belonged, may he burn slowly there with his boyfriends from Al Qaeda Nusrats, ISis and all the Syrians that sold their soul to that degenerated.
Mr. Ziad’s Pulitzer Prize Winning Precis for Today:
“During his last visit to Turkey, Sa’ood is personally fed by Recep Tayyip Erdoghan, as the Saudi prince was unable to remove his hands from his (Erdoghan’s) crotch.”
Read more at https://syrianperspective.com/2015/07/prez-assad-says-sayonara-to-saood-al-faysal-again-syria-aglow-with-news-of-monkeys-departure-to-hell.html#Hyv05bte1j90gbwj.99
As usual Ziad, so many good lines in your article but amongst other things, “spokes rat” made me smile. Keep it coming mate.
First Obama lets slip the US is training “ISIL”, Now Germany is providing air cover for ISIL by shooting down Syrian Air Force jets. Editor’ note: It is now clear, it is Germany shooting at Syrian planes and helicopters attacking ISIS positions. Why are the Germans in Turkey? What could their mission possibly be. There is little doubt that Germany is providing an air umbrella over al Nusra and ISIS forces. Who has the power to make them do that? RT ()The German Patriot air and missile defense systems, stationed at the Turkish border with Syria, have carried out “unexplained”… Read more »
Security Council views US draft resolution to investigate use of chemical weapons in Syria
Here we go again. “We have a right to attack [insert name of target here] because they have WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!”
https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/news/americas/19776-security-council-views-us-draft-resolution-to-investigate-use-of-chemical-weapons-in-syria
HIlarious, and insightful as always. My diplomatic cables tell a similar tale. I understood he was afflicted with the newest hybrid disease to come out of the tragic kingdom ( supplanting MERS as the latest menace ). I understood he suffered from GASH ( a mixture of gonorrhea AIDS syphilis and herpes ), He passed out at a camel racing derby and woke up in a locked room in Los Angeles with only a toilet and a phone. The phone rang and it was a doctor: “WHAT IS THIS” “Prince poo poo, you have GASH, a deadly disease.” “:ET ME… Read more »
Great article, Ziad. Full of unique wit and insight. One day you should gather some of these posts into a book. Aside from the brilliant writing, the articles on the war will one day make a good chronicle of the historic zionist/rat defeat at the hand of the legitimate government of Syria, its heroic, long-suffering people, and their vigilant allies.
Erdoghan’s crotch !
Ziad, I can see how the war can conjure up such terrifying nightmares, but hopefully Syria will prevail soon.
There is no such thing as HIV / AIDS. Sorry I can’t post links as my posts get filtered, so as not to disrupt the room temperature IQ of this site.
Sure. Sorry for pushing the envelope of your “intellectual club”. Knowing more about medicine is useful info actually and can save someone you know. It appears that the AIDS symptoms (Death) are caused by malnutrition in Africans and Drug Use and infections in gays and prostitutes….but probably ultimately by the prescribed drugs. Intellect and “art” are naturally antagonistic, but some of us pursue both. But repeating lies still perpetuates myths. Take Ziad’s distrust of Egyptians for example. I think you need to be able to see outside the square to solve the “Middle East’s Problems”. My point was that you… Read more »
Obama admits that the US is training ISIS terrorists and Sunni volunteers.
FROM LEITH’S SITE–Think the U S POPULACE will ever see this? ………….According to a report released by Vocativ, the United States Government spent roughly $851.03 per minute of the U.S. taxpayers dollars to train 60 “moderate” rebels to fight the Islamic State of Iraq and Al-Sham (ISIS): The Obama administration’s troubled program to train Syrian rebels against the Islamic State was dealt another blow Wednesday when a report surfaced showing that the U.S. burned through about $250 MILLION preparing a MERE 60 SOLDIERS for battle. That’s a burn rate of more than $850 a minute since the funds for the… Read more »
Unfortunately, since there is no god, there is no hell, but I sincerely wish to believe in god to let that filth in hell.
Good newes from Iraq! http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13940419001098
Russia to Supply Iraqi Army With Mine Clearing Vehicles Under ‘Secret’ Deal Russia is set to supply the Iraqi army with approximately 400 advanced mine clearing vehicles next week for clearing the mines planted by the Islamic State (IS) in vast areas, according to a report from Iran’s Fars News Agency (FNA) http://sputniknews.com/military/20150709/1024418069.html Prime Minister Haider al-Abadi has inked a ‘secret’ contract with Russia to equip the Iraqi army with the demining vehicles, the agency quotes a senior Iraqi official as saying without releasing his name. “The armored vehicles will be used in military operations against the IS Takfiri terrorists… Read more »
Obama: “We’re Training ISIL”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2NkjNvwuaU
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Al Anbar: Iraqi army and Badr Brigades destroy an ISIS car bomb
Published on Jul 8, 2015
Iraq War 2015 (July) Al Anbar province: Iraqi army and Badr forces destroy an ISIS car bomb. No losses occurred. || Kampfeinheiten der Badr-Organisation und der irakischen Armee zerstören im letzten Moment eine angreifende Autobombe des sogenannten “Islamischen Staates”
الجيش العراقي والحشد الشعبي يصد سيارة مفخخه الانبار
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMCVXnBah3Y
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Good news. The SAA has captured Muqassem and is nearing the W gates of Palmyra. Mt. Qassoun looks to be the next objective of the armed forces.
More good news. The SAA is steadily gaining ground in the Al-Zhour and Al-Nashwa Districts in Al-Hasakah.
Even more good news. The SAA continues to repel all enemy attempts to take Kirbat Al-Ghazalah and Dara’a inflicting heavy enemy casualties.
Keep faith and trust in the SAA!
God Protects the Syrian Army!
Ron Paul Liberty Report – Forget ISIS: Russia and China Biggest Threat Says Pentagon 😎
Streamed live on Jul 10, 2015
The Pentagon’s recently released Military Strategy of the United States for 2015 concludes that Russia and China are the greatest threats to the US — more so than even non-state actors like ISIS.
Perhaps. But who is the greatest threat to our liberties?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu7SX12Vlhs
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Time to Rethink US Mideast Policies – July 9, 2015 U.S. policy toward the Middle East carries an extraordinary burden of strategically outdated and politically overweight baggage, from oil deals with Saudi Arabia to emotional ties to Israel. What’s needed now is a thorough reexamination of what’s in the U.S. national interest, says ex-CIA analyst Paul R. Pillar. By Paul R. Pillar https://consortiumnews.com/2015/07/09/time-to-rethink-us-mideast-policies/ There is much to be said for what is commonly called a “zero-based review” — a fresh look at a problem or project unencumbered by existing assumptions and practices. Just about any organization or mission could benefit… Read more »
Risking a Jihadi Victory in Syria – July 10, 2015 Exclusive: President Obama’s “regime change” policy in Syria has rested on a hopeful fantasy about the existence of a “moderate” rebel force and a willful blindness toward the jihadists who actually stand to gain power – a dangerous mix of make-believe and denial – as Ted Snider explains. By Ted Snider https://consortiumnews.com/2015/07/10/risking-a-jihadi-victory-in-syria/ Attempts at “regime change” always involve three parties: the foreign government that desires to carry out the regime change, the regime that is targeted for changing, and the domestic group meant to replace the current regime or at… Read more »
Thai Consulate Attacked in Turkey Latest Blow in US-China Proxy War http://landdestroyer.blogspot.com/2015/07/thai-consulate-attacked-in-turkey.html July 9, 2015 (Tony Cartalucci – ATN) – Mobs brandishing the blue and white flag of the fictional state of “East Turkistan” located in present-day Xinjiang, China, attacked and destroyed the Thai honorary consulate-general in Turkey’s capital of Istanbul. The attack came after Thailand’s decision to deport Chinese Uighurs being trafficked through Thailand back to Turkey or China depending on their citizenship. The Bangkok Post would report in its article, “Thai consulate attacked in Turkey,” that: It was reported the group gathered in front of the consulate to… Read more »
I don’t know what’s worse! Boring pseudo-intellectuals or trolls?
At least the trolls are funny … and they ramble less.
If you agree, vote ‘like.’
fare well to omar shariff,,and good riddance to the saudomite ,may he be dining with the devil in hell now ,but i thought the american capital of sin was vegas? wtf was huge grant doing with that animal,wiping his ass? “It is also believed that the prince suffered from AIDS attendant to what was described by his spokes-rat as caused by “the prince’s hunger for life”. ” muahahahahah i got that ahh la joi de vie denculer un autre mec but it would be a real jab if Assad sent them his condolences , a nice laugh in your face… Read more »
Putin-Lavrov will once again back an American resolution on chemical weapons in Aleppo, with the aim of disrupting the Syrian army and more importantly attempting to blackmail the Syrian state into accepting foreign prepared political recipes (division) under the title ‘Geneva’ or ‘Moscow’, the current Turkish military buildup is part of this blackmail which Putin has kept quiet about and undoubtedly supports. Putin has crossed all red lines on Syria, morally and politically, to top it off his close friend and fellow double agent Lavrov has called for Syria to ally itself with Saudi Arabia and Turkey, wait for it…in… Read more »
Yes, thank you Jason …and now for something completely different: Ukraine Merges Nazis and Islamists to Fight Russians In a curiously upbeat account, The New York Times reports that Islamic militants have joined with Ukraine’s far-right and neo-Nazi battalions to fight ethnic Russian rebels in eastern Ukraine. It appears that no combination of violent extremists is too wretched to celebrate as long as they’re killing Russ-kies. The article by Andrew E. Kramer reports that there are now three Islamic battalions “deployed to the hottest zones,” such as around the port city of Mariupol. One of the battalions is headed by… Read more »
The Russian foreign ministry is simply a regional branch of the US State Department:
All Srebrenica massacre culprits must be punished – Moscow
http://rt.com/news/273037-srebrenica-massacre-anniversary-justice/
Your London bankers are not in charge today. For sure they retain a position in the rentier/banker clique that runs the worlds.
http://www.globalresearch.ca/media-fabrications-the-srebrenica-massacre-is-a-western-myth/17836