DAMASCUS: We are seeing a sea change in the military situation in the Damascus area. The rodents belonging to the major criminal terrorist gangs are unable to affect the outcome of the battle for Al-Zabadaani. No matter how much ‘Alloosh’s psychopaths try to distract the army, it’s just not working. As of right now, I have received assurances that the MoD will be announcing the complete surrender of all remaining vermin in the town. The only fear is some scandalous scene of carnage when citizens of Al-Zabadaani, especially those in the militias, get their hands on Saudi or Qatari rodents, if any still exist.
Al-Zabadaani: Almost 99% clear of rodents. The SAA and Hizbollah have shot through Al-Zahra Quarter as of 1:45 p.m. EST or 8:45 p.m. Damascus time. The SAA is now in the Western Neighborhood all the way from Al-Zahra Palace Mosque to the Baradaa Mosque and from Al-Shalaah Quarter west to Sirghaayaa Road. It’s mop up now. Yesterday, 46 more blocks were liberated from the noisome disease of the Alqaeda rodents. The Al-‘Ajjaan Square and the Bridge Square have been deloused.
URGENT: ALL WATER FROM THE FEEJA AQUIFER IS NOW ABUNDANTLY FLOWING TO AREAS AROUND DAMASCUS. THE SYRIAN ARMY HAS RESTORED THE WATER TO THE CAPITAL.
Al-Husayniyya: All families from this once-infested village are now heading by the hundreds back to their homes after the Syrian Army liberated it from the stench and plague of Nusra and ‘Alloosh. As of this writing, the smiling faces of the children tell it all as slogans of loyalty are going up in the village acknowledging the sacrifices of the great Syrian Army. The rats are gnashing their teeth in rage at losing this important strategic site. Too bad.
Jawbar: The longest terrorist-built tunnel since the war began has been unearthed here yesterday. It was 1,968 feet in length and 17 meters deep. Once the tunnel was discovered, our own tunnel experts invaded it killing over 11 cockroaches inside. This tunnel was one of the reasons the rodents were able to move freely and without detection for so long. No more.
Al-Tibba Village in the Al-Lijaat Area has been completely deloused. Nusra cockroaches left the area after the SAA has almost surrounded them. Early reports indicate at least 7 dead roaches and over 20 wounded with nowhere to go for treatment.
HAMA: URGENT NEWS – THE SAA’s TIGER FORCE HAS LIBERATED THE FOLLOWING VILLAGES AND TOWNS IN THE GHOUTAA: AL-MANSOORA, KHIRBAT NAAQOOS, AL-ZIYAARA AND TAL WAASIT. HUGE VICTORY.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Dr. Tarpley lays waste to General Allen, another war criminal wannabe:
Article about Zionist machinations fails to mention what Russia is going to do and how Syria will use its air supremacy aircraft:
John Esq. sends this powerful statement from Vlad on that idiot’s show, Charley Rose: