LATAKIA: It’s a happy time for those who embrace death. Ah, the rivers of wine and nectar, the mansions, the 72 Virginians….it’s all coming to those Turkmen who got clobbered at the village of Al-Kabeer in the northeast corner of Latakia Province. It is just unbelievable how a little Turk DNA can turn imbeciles into morons. But, that’s what happened yesterday as these in-bred rodents went about the business of training litter-mates in the art of murdering civilians right under the nose of the Syrian Army. Once the area was appraised, field officers decided to first direct missile fire at the warehouse which contained 2 or more tons of explosives delivered courtesy of the Arabian mongrels. Once that warehouse exploded, there was panic among the Turkic rats who ran around screaming the usual mantra: “Allahu Akbar”. Didn’t do them a bit of good as SAA marksmen opened fire on them as they ran about like chickens with their heads cut off. Ground spotters established that 27 were definitely killed (since their carcasses were left behind and confirmed dead) and that 36 were seriously wounded. A command center housing electronic equipment and 6 vehicles were also set ablaze killing a few rodents trapped inside.