HAMA/IDLIB: They started their weasel-like operation from Al-Tamaani’ah aiming to overwhelm SAA troops at various checkpoints around the critical town of Al-Mawrik (Var: Mork). But, once again, excellent intelligence built on satellite surveillance, snitches in the ranks of the rats, citizens cooperation and knowledge of the ways the rats communicate, gave the SAA the advantage. Once it was known that 7 groups of rodents were on their way to the Mork area, reinforcements and specific weapons were introduced quietly to receive the vermin in the most appropriate way.
There are several military checkpoints and strongpoints south of Mork and you can seem them clearly on the map. The positions are on elevations which give the SAA a clear view of events inside the town. Also, there is a noticeable build-up of SAA forces which are going to be involved in liberating the town soon enough. The rats decided, evidently, to interdict the process of building up SAA artillery positions.
As the terrorists appeared south of Al-Tir’iy Hill along the main road, it was clear they were split into 7 groups, some of which were intended to work together in surrounding various SAA positions. The order was to stop them cold in their tracks before they could reach the outskirts of Mork. In coordination with the SAAF, the rats were forced to move to the southeast of the roadway in order to (or they thought) evade the marauding Syrian Sukhoi bombers. But all that led to nothing more than entering into a meat grinder when the rats found out they were no different than ducks in a Coney Island shooting gallery. Using heavy machine gun fire, Kornet and Milan anti-armor rockets and a wide stretch of infantry marksmen, the Syrian Army devastated the rodents all along a 3 kilometer front. The number of dead rodents exceeded 50 with hundreds seen scurrying back to Al-Tamaani’ah being pursued by the SAAF. 5 Toyota pickups with 23mm cannons were destroyed and a mother lode of weapons and ammo was confiscated and distributed to our PDC for use in killing Saudi Arabian cockroaches. The SAA was able to perform an assessment with identification of many of the carcasses, however, most were non-Syrians carrying false documents. They all belonged to Jaysh Al-Fath and Nusra/Alqaeda.
Al-Lataamina: The SAA has successfully killed a leader of Jaysh Al-Fath:
Muhammad Khayr Al-Diyaanook
Kafr Zaytaa: 4 rats confirmed dead after the SAA struck their moving vehicle with a RPG. They all belonged to Alwiyat wa Kataa`ib Al-‘Izza:
Muhammad Ibraaheem Al-‘Anjoor
The other 3 were not identified.
Al-Habeet: 17 rodents confirmed killed with 3 trucks destroyed belonging to Jund Al-Aqsaa in the forested areas around this town. I have no names.
LATAKIA: The Syrian Army and the PDC have registered new progress in the effort to eradicate the presence of the noisome grubs infesting this beautiful area. We can also assure our readers that the towns of Lower ‘Araafeet and Upper ‘Araafeet have been totally deloused. Add to that list, also, the Ruwaysat Shaykhu Summit and Kitf Al-Silaat Summit. Our source in Latakia reports that over 80 carcasses have been counted around the hilly and rugged terrain here.
DAYR EL-ZOR: WE ARE ECSTATIC IN REPORTING TO OUR READERS THE DEATH OF ONE OF THIS AREA’S MOST MALICIOUS CHILD MOLESTING PERVERTS: He is none other than Haytham Lattoof, a/k/a “Abi ‘Ammaar”. He headed a group of murderers known as the “Abu Bakr Al-Siddeeq Brigade” (a reference to the first Rightly Guided Caliph after the Messenger Muhammad). He was killed by the SAAF on November 30, 2015 while having sex with a male goat. We all pray that he is now in his own Presto Cooker in Hell.
DER’AH AND SUWAYDAA`: Confirmed, 6 SAA soldiers who were kidnapped by ISIS rodents between 2014 and 2015 were rescued in a spectacular operation conducted by security forces after the location of the men was indicated by a citizen with knowledge. No other details.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Make this viral, ASAP. Stop Cameron’s insane plans for Syria:
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