The Syrian Defense Minister and Deputy Commander-in-Chief of the Syrian Armed Forces was directed by the president, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad, to review the troops in eastern Homs Province ahead of the expected final push to rid Homs of the stench and disease of ISIS. He can be seen in the photo above inspecting field officers and raising their morale which has been noted recently to be soaring after the very effective Russian intervention.
Al-Hadath Village in the Palmyra area, Al-Qaryatayn and Maheen: The Syrian Air Force is flying more than the usual number of sorties over ISIS positions in these areas of eastern Homs. Last night, the SAAF struck hard at several HQs and C&Cs destroying these sites completely. The SAA-MI ascertained the extent of the destruction by monitoring rat chatter which was described as “panicked”. Maheen, which was liberated by the SAA 2 weeks ago, was retaken in its abandoned form by the rodents subsequently, but, they appear to be moving equipment out of the town in anticipation of the SAA and PDC renewing their operation to restore control over the largely Christian town.
LATAKIA: JABAL AL-SAYYID LIBERATED AS SYRIAN ARMY ROLLS OVER TERRORIST TUNNELS, FORTIFICATIONS AND CARCASSES
The Syrian Army High Command is sparing no expense in its war to oust the remnant filth from beautiful Latakia Province. Any dreams the rodents might have had about some “outlet” to the sea are now the fodder of nightmares. Yesterday, our army, under the blessed wings of the Sukhoi bombers deployed to kill the Turk-Saudi-supported rodents, annihilated an entire brigade-strength grouping of vermin in the area of Jabal Al-Sayyid further clearing the way for the assault on Jisr Al-Shughoor. The army found a 50-foot long tunnel which was dug with Turkish-provided bulldozers and backhoes which were destroyed by the army. Whole networks of IEDs set to slow down the advance of the SAA were dismantled by seasoned engineers, the explosive materials removed to be used later in blowing up Saudis en masse. The tunnel was actually rigged to provide heat and electricity. All the terrorist carcasses were those of non-Syrians, many Turks and Chechens in the piles of fertilizer. Hundreds were seen escaping toward the Turk border as the SAAF Hind helicopter gunships pursued them, laying waste to their vehicles as the Sukhois continued to batter all visible fortifications.
BERLIN: THE GERMAN CIA OR THE BUNDESNACHRICHTENDIENST (BND) UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF HERR GERHARD SCHINDLER HAS TAKEN THE NOBLE STEP TOWARD RENEWING TIES WITH THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT. OH, THE GERMANS WERE ONCE ENTRANCED BY AMERICAN LEADERSHIP, SO ENTRANCED THEY CLOSED DOWN THEIR EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS AFTER BOOTING OUT THE SYRIAN AMBASSADOR TO GERMANY. Well, all that is now in the past.
You see, the Germans had no idea our president would weather the European, American and Arabian storm. They thought they’d be back to deal with a government of stooges and coprophages. But, Dr. Assad beat down the odds and now, with ravenous terrorists preparing to invade Fortress Europe, the Germans, ever vigilant and omniscient, have decided that the good Augenartz in Damascus is the best bet to keep the rodents away. And so, a whole team of BND operatives with interpreters are on their way to the Syrian capital to set up a new base for collecting intelligence on terrorists aiming to go back to the old Heimat. The news is also out that the Germans are intending to reopen their embassy in Damascus in 2016. And I thought the Italians would be the first.
His bright blue eyes are a match for President Assad’s. His Teutonic features would have guaranteed a place with the Abwehr in WWII.
HAMA: THE SYRIAN ARMY HAS LIBERATED SHEER AL-SIHAAB AND POINT 793 OVERLOOKING AL-SIRMAANIYYA. THE AREA HAS BEEN COMBED FOR IEDS AND MINES. THE NUSRA/ALQAEDA SOCIOPATHS WERE SEEN HEADING STRAIGHT TO JISR AL-SHUGHOOR.
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Brandon blows away the hoax about Saudi Arabia and Cameron fighting ISIS: