(Photo courtesy of SANA)
SALMAA: The screams of a terrorist propagandist by the name of ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Laadhiqaani tell the whole story. Sending out communiques, one after the other, imploring the “great military minds” amongst the rodent masses in Hatay, to gird their loins for more battle against the triumphant Syrian Army, its allies in the Lebanese Resistance and the great Russian Air Force. But, alas, all for naught. You see, the die was cast the moment the SAA took control of all the hills surrounding the abandoned town of Salmaa, placing all the remaining vermin right under the eyes of our artillery spotters and the Syrian/Russian Air Forces. He has repeated the following ad nauseam: “Defenses are doomed”.
The Syrian Army entered Salmaa in complete victory this morning at approximately 2:00 a.m. after the rats scattered throughout the rural areas under cover of night. However, Nusra/Alqaeda left some suicide elements inside the town. All the suicide bombers were killed seriatim by special forces who had learned exactly how they operate and which military doctrine they followed. They were mercifully killed before our PDC got their hands on them and put them to the knife (or worse). All the suicide bombers were foreigners from the Persian Gulf area. Their stink, a characteristic of these apes, was weakened after their carcasses were incinerated by white phosphorous.
The battle for Latakia is now over except for some unimportant infestations on the Turk border. It is the intention of the SAA not to permit a re-infiltration to the town as the army begins the preparations for the descent to Jisr Al-Shughoor where we have an appointment with the Saudi vermin, ‘Abdullah Al–Muhaysini, who has been promised to me as a burnt offering.
Al-Bilaaliyya Village: Liberated, as you’ve obviously read. The rat defenses in this area merely collapsed with 8 of the terrorists claiming they were forced to fight or else. Yawn.
Zibdeen: Heavy fighting going on with 5 rats catapulted straight to Hell:
‘Abdul-Kareem Sa’adi Al-Hamawi
The remaining 3 were foreigners.
Hutaytat Al-Jarash: 4 rodents confirmed killed by the SAA. All foreigners.
Marj Al-Sultaan area: 2 rats killed here:
Daarayyaa: Syrian Army has advanced markedly over the last 24 hours as the artillery and air campaigns blast away at entrenched rodents behind their fortifications.
Heavy fighting here: Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer, Awtaayaa, Doumaa, Khaan Al-Shaykh Road
HAMA/IDLIB: CONFIRMED! THE SYRIAN ARMY HAS LIBERATED THE TOWN OF JARJEESA WITH SCORES OF RODENTS SURRENDERING AND BEGGING FOR AMNESTY CONSIDERATION
JARJEESA TOWN ON LAKE RASTAN: Many of the rats threw off their camouflage suits to try and melt into the local population. Because so many were not from the area, the inhabitants pointed out all the rodents and they were arrested. All arms and explosives have been distributed to our militias who will use them intelligently in exterminating more rats.
The rodents, themselves, were instrumental in convincing the town elders to contact the SAA which had, along with the PDC, brought a significant amount of artillery and infantry in order to retake the town. The SAA agreed to the surrender on condition that all foreigners be detained. The SAA promised not to turn over the foreigners to the PDC which would have resulted certainly in their immediate execution. A large pro-army and pro-Assad demonstration followed with the people begging the military not to abandon the town after its liberation.
DER’AH: The critical town of Shaykh Miskeen is about to fall. The rats have not been able to receive resupply and are dangerously low on ammunition. The moment MI gives the go-ahead indicating a complete breakdown in the terrorist ranks, the SAA and the PDC will move in to finish off the remnant vermin. Yesterday, the SAA killed an estimated 17 vultures and wounded scores, one of whom was the commander of the Liwaa` Shabaab Al-Hudaa (yawn):
Captain Abu Khaalid Al-Zu’bi (Army defector who is expected to die of his wounds).
South of Al-Raashideen: The SAA killed 8 rats belonging to the Kataa`ib Thuwwaar Al-Shaam.
Kashta’aar, Al-Maalikiyya and Shawaarigha villages in the area of A’zaaz in the north Aleppo countryside: (Ba’ath Party sources) A pitched battle is taking place between rival terrorist groups, to wit: Nusra/Alqaeda and Ahraar Al-Shaam versus Jaysh Al-Thuwwaar. Reason? The latter objects to Nusra/Alqaeda summoning reinforcements made up of Asians, namely, Chechens, Daghestanis, Uighers and Uzbekis.
Al-Saakhoor neighborhood in Aleppo City: Syrian Army Military Intelligence kidnapped a “working agent” of Nusra/Alqaeda while he slept in his home. The rodents was a known financier and propagandist for the terrorist groups. His name? Mahmoud Hassan.
PICTURE OF THE DAY: RUSSIAN COMMAND BESTOWS SECOND HIGHEST MEDAL UPON MAJOR GENERAL SUHAYL “THE TIGER” AL-HASSAN FOR HIS REMARKABLE MILITARY ACHIEVEMENTS IN THE WAR TO RID SYRIA OF BRITISH-SUPPORTED RODENT CANNIBALS:
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Succinct analysis of the Saudi predicament and its likely outcome:
More hilarity as the BBC continues to dig a grave for itself: