IDLIB: The Syrian Army’s Air Force struck a signally numbing blow to Alqaeda and its ally, Jund Al-Aqsaa, last night when an SAA Sukhoi-24 delivered a smashing KAB-500 rocket right into a meeting called by Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani, the capo di tutti capi of Alqaeda/Nusra to coordinate a new plan to overrun the defenses around the encircled towns of Al-Faw’ah and Kafarayyaa, both with largely Shi’i populations. The plan was hatched by the British in order to give the exiled opposition a card which it could use in the Geneva negotiations under the auspices of the U.N. and the mismanagement of that wretched miscreant, Staffan DeMistoura.
It is widely believed among informed Syrian circles that the Saudi Arabians wanted to invade hold the two towns hostage thinking that the Iranians (who view themselves as defenders of Shi’ism) would pressure Dr. Assad to concede more at the Geneva talks. Our source says that Muhammad bin Salmaan, the 30 year old retardate son of the king and the deputy heir apparent, was behind the transmission to David Cameron whose own MI6 now controls most terrorist operations in Southern Turkey through a network of former MI6 agents and SAS operatives now categorized as “independent contractors”. The plan was hatched, once again, in Gaziantep and was ineptly put together by the same British derelicts who brought us so many previous, but delicious, disasters.
That Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani would attend the meeting held in Kafr Jaalis, only 5-7 kms away from the 2 target towns, is testimony to the importance which the Saudis attached to this operation especially in light of the ground-shaking lie floated by the malodorous Saudi prince, Muhammad Bin Salmaan, alleging that a delegation from the Houthi rebels in Yemen was now in Al-Riyaadh suing for peace. That story has turned out to be complete lie and the prince, no stranger to fiction, has had to mutter and stutter his way out of it. He desperately needs some triumph in Syria to dilute the noisome mess he created for himself especially after the fall of Palmyra and Al-Qaryatayn to the Syrian Army.
Cameron, Saudi Arabia’s bend-over stableboy in London, was pleased to instruct MI6 to go ahead with the plan. This is the same monster and war criminal who hasn’t even had the good taste to express mere contentment at the liberation of the priceless antiquities at Palmyra.
In any case, 26 leaders of both Alqaeda/Nusra and Jund Al-Aqsaa met at the latter’s headquarters at Kafr Jaalis to finalize the plan. But, once again, the British bolloxed it all up with the usual incompetent communication. They might as well have announced the plan on the BBC or Nigella Lawson’s cooking show so that everyone would know. As it turned out, intercepted chatter and human intelligence (HUMINT) provided all the necessary details. In fact, and this is exclusive to SyrPer: according to our sources, an SAA-MI agent was among the group in charge of logistics for the meeting, a la the assassination of that murdering rodent, Zahraan ‘Alloosh, in eastern Damascus.
And so, when the group gathered to pray before their meeting, it was as though Claudius was kneeling at his bed with Hamlet looking upon his uncle: “Now, might I do it pat.” Indeed. Before the rodents could complete their entreaty to their non-existent Satanic God to insure their descent into the cauldron which awaits all terrorist rodents, the wings of the angels descended upon them with the appropriate instrumentality and smote them, sending their limbs, torsos, hair, and innards outwards in a riotously rapid, coruscating blossom of celestial fire – their heels kicking at the sky. And then, there were none.
They are trying to cover this event up in Al-‘Arabiyya, Al-Jazeera and that miserable excuse for a news service, the BBC. But, they shan’t for long for if it is true that Al-Jawlaani was among the unfortunate few, a sea change in British planning will have to take place – and all of it in the interest of our army and president.
So far, only the name of one leader has emerged from the ashes: Abu Firaas Al-Soori. There will be more to announce as soon as the complete assessment is sent to your editor. Enjoy.
NOTE TO READERS: THE WESTERN REPORTS ABOUT A RENEWED OPERATION TO REGAIN POSITIONS IN NORTHEAST LATAKIA HAVE FAILED TO MENTION THAT THE CAMPAIGN FALTERED AND FLOPPED MISERABLY WITH LOSSES IN EXCESS OF 40 RODENTS.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Sharmine interviewed by Sputnik about the idiotic American plan to repeat its previous mistakes:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS: (Thanks, Anonheart):
The first one we’ve seen before of the Iraqi officer slapping a Saudi ISIS freak of nature dressed in a woman’s garb. It’s worth watching again: