HURRAY! HOOOOOORAY! YIPPY-DEE-DOO DAH, YIPPY DEE YAY! MY, OH MY, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY! THE CEASE FIRE IS OVER AND OUR ARMY IS NOW FREE TO HUNT DOWN THE TERRORIST VERMIN BACKED BY THE SLIMY ENGLISH, ZIONISTS, SAUDIS AND THEIR AMERICAN LACKEYS. IT ENDED LAST NIGHT AT 11:59 P.M. AND THE SYRIAN ARMY, ITS ALLIES AND ALL WHO SUPPORT SYRIAN RELIEF FROM THE STENCH OF OBAMA AND HIS ZIONIST HANDLERS ARE JUBILANT.
AL-KIBAARIYYA VILLAGE: The illustrious army of child buggerers led by the Saudi heretic, ‘Abdullah Al-Muhaysini, whose scorched femur has been promised to me as a burnt offering; the terrorist group called “Jaysh Al-Fath”, was annihilated in an hilariously plotted attack on Syrian Army infantrymen defending very well-fortified checkpoints and outposts north of Ma’aan. Along with the dead rodents whose carcasses numbered 29, and whose wounded and left behind reached 51, all screaming bloody hell, demanding their rights under the Geneva Conventions (nyuk), the SAA destroyed 3 Toyota pickups and a bulldozer. You see, the bulldozer was meant to be used as a suicide vehicle, a frothing Pakistani betrothed to his whore mother in Hell, champing at the bit to blow up his Japanese behemoth to the sounds of screaming Syrian soldiers. That was the plan. But, because God was not on the side of the barbarian yesterday, this Pakistani drag queen was sautee’d in his own juices before he even changed to second gear. His name was mentioned on terrorist cellphones as: “Abu Muqbil Al-Kashmeeri”. Amazingly, Syrian soldiers found his incinerated carcass chained to the rail of the bulldozer to insure he would be transported to Hell.
The use of the bulldozer should pique your curiosity. Why didn’t they use a truck which is much speedier. A bulldozer, no matter how well armored it may be, is sluggish and difficult to maneuver. The reason is that the rodents have run out of trucks to use for such goings-on, since they need the faster vehicles to transport terrorists desperately needed by cannibals in Aleppo.
ANSAARI VILLAGE: Local militias have gone to war against Nusra/Alqaeda and Ahraar Al-Shaam. As I reported to you, indigenous Syrians terrorists have given up on destroying their country and have largely ceased to exist except in areas still controlled by mercenary savages financed by Saudi Arabia. Yesterday, reports started coming in from escaping Syrian civilians using the 2 humanitarian corridors administered by the Syrian Army in southeast Aleppo. They reported the execution of 26 civilians who refused to support their rejection of a ceasefire. 9 of the executed civilians were teenagers!
Karam Al-Jabal Neighborhood: A demonstration by hundreds of citizens against Nusra/Alqaeda and Ahraar Al-Shaam (and by deduction against Obama and his fetid cabal of Zionist pimps) exploded into the streets with people chanting: “Out! Out!” and “No more terrorism!”.
1070 Apartment Project in the Al-Raamoosa Area: Jaysh Al-Fath, on its last leg, tried once again to penetrate the stiff defenses put up by the Syrian Army and its allies. They used the same tired tactic of stuffing a truck with a Pakistani knucklehead directing him to blow himself up at an army position – and – then – find himself in the bosom of Satan where he will spend an eternity frolicking with 72 Virginians. The attack was a turkey-shoot with over 20 rodents confirmed killed, their carcasses still festering while flies, buzzards and feral cats feast on their grub-infested flesh. We are pleased to inform our readers that the death of notorious sex-freak and fecal fetishist, ‘ABDUL-KAREEM ‘ALLAYTU, a key figure in the criminal networks operating out of Aleppo, was a painful one, a shard of metal piercing his liver and causing a slow leak the Islamist shamans could not stop even with their prayers to Beelzebub.
West of Al-Raa’iy: Even better news, and this is based on the rats themselves self-reporting about new and encouraging disasters. Over 60 from the non-existent Fake Syrian Army were vaporized as they danced and pranced over a field with mines laid down by ISIS. The FSA group called itself the 13th Division. A normal Syrian Army division follows the old Soviet type with about 13,000 soldiers. In this case, the 13th Division of the FSA probably had around 130 rodents, 60 of whom were fried alive.
HOMS: Nothing raises my morale higher than the knowledge that rats are suffering from their untreatable wounds. My report to you some days ago about Al-Wa’er was correct and mostly accurate. There was an agreement and most of the ambulatory rodents were sent off to their deaths in Idlib. Those who wanted to remain and adjust to a normal life did so and are reaping the rewards. Notwithstanding all of that, about 280 remained, all suffering from horrible war wounds which no self-respecting Syrian physician would treat. So, the remaining rodents will be sent to Idlib on buses so they can be treated by fellow heretic witch doctors. We hope they all die on their way.
Bashar Murtada sends this reminder of Obama’s perfidy and treachery.
DAMASCENE NOTABLES DEMONSTRATE AGAINST AMERICAN HOMICIDAL PSYCHOPATHS
NEWS AND COMMENT:
R sends this hilarious video of “moderate” FSA greeting U.S. SF in Al-Raa’iy: