ALEPPO: We can confirm that the SAA is moving deeply into the Hanaanu Housing Project. We can tell our readers that the operation in the northeast suburb has taken the lives of over 100 Nusra and Zangi rodents and promises to open many doors into the city allowing our new army to exterminate every rodent breathing.
The High Command of the Syrian Armed Forces has announced the creation of Syria’s new 5th Army. Advertisements for volunteers have been published. The new Army will be made up of 3 divisions all tasked with frontal attack capabilities. The only males who are not eligible for service are those who are under the age of 18 years; those who have avoided military service; those with criminal records.
NEW YORK CITY: SAMANTHA POWER AT THE UNITED NATIONS. IMBECILES UNITE! ANNOUNCES NAMES OF SYRIAN HEROES AS CRIMINALS. HILARIOUS!
Power, seen here in Harlem, having an ultrasound to see if her brain was properly positioned for thinking normally.
In one of Obama’s last gestures of pure stupidity, the slimy Chicago rodent had his favorite white girl announce the names of Syrian Army officers whom the idiot in the White House thinks committed war crimes. This is more than funny. It’s like Himmler demanding Eisenhower be tried for crimes against humanity. This is why Americans voted for Donald Trump. It’s just too much. Anyways, here are the names she mispronounced horribly:
Maj. General ‘Adeeb Salaama
Brig. General ‘Adnaan ‘Abbood Hulwa
Maj. General Jawdaat Mawwaas
Brig. General Suhayl Al-Hassan
Maj. General Taaher Hameed Khaleel
Maj. General Jameel Al-Hassan
Brig. General ‘Abdul-Salaam Fajr Mahmoud
Brig. General Ibraaheem Ma’la
Col. Qusayy Mayhoob
Brig. Gen. Salaah Hamad
Brig. Gen. Shafeeq Masaa
Maj. Gen. Rafeeq Shihaada (Ret)
Maj. Gen. Haafizh Makhloof (exiled)
BURBANK STUDIOS IN LOS ANGELES:
White helmeted terrorists ride their white donkeys into battle. The donkey was also nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize – a historical first.
VIDEO OF THE DAY: WATCH THE NOBEL-PRIZE CANDIDATES OF THE WHITE HELMETS PUT TOGETHER AN HILARIOUS PIECE OF STAGED PROPAGANDA FOR VIEWERS. PAY ATTENTION TO THE PERSONS IN THE PHOTO AND THEN, WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW. IT’LL HAVE YOU LAUGHING YOUR HEADS OFF. MAKE IT VIRAL:
DAMASCUS: At the Khaan Al-Shaykh refugee camp, the rodents are fighting amongst each other regarding terms of withdrawal. With this in mind, the SAA has committed itself to another 48 hour cease fire to give the vermin a chance to come to terms or die. The rodents are trying to negotiate a path out of the area to Der’ah Province. The SAA has rejected any such compromise. The reason why these particular rodents want to snuggle up to the Jordanian border is because that’s where the Americans provide them with their paychecks and that’s where MOK is located. How clever. The SAA says “No way!”. They are being permitted to leave for Idlib only. That’s the end of the negotiation. You see, we want them to gather together in Idlib so we can exterminate them right before Erdoghan’s eyes.
As of right now, the SAA is on the verge of liberating Muqayliba, Al-Tayyiba, Al-Husayniyya, Zaakiya. It’s only a matter of hours. The rodents tried to regain lost territory yesterday by mounting their last assault from the town of Sukayk. Their attack was foiled easily. 22 rodents were killed or wounded. The SAA suffered no casualties.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Turkish Parliament tries to legalize rape of children. Isn’t that as you would expect from Erdoghan?
READ JOHN ESQ’S EMAILED ARTICLE ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL WOMAN, TULSI GABBARD, A CONGRESSWOMAN WHO SERVED TWO TOURS IN IRAQ AND WHO OPPOSES THE IDIOTIC POLICIES OF THAT DEGENERATE, BARACK OBAMA:
Gabbard Statement on Meeting with President-Elect Donald Trump
- November 21, 2016
New York, NY—U.S. Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard (HI-02) today released the following statement on her meeting with President-elect Donald Trump regarding Syria:
“President-elect Trump asked me to meet with him about our current policies regarding Syria, our fight against terrorist groups like al-Qaeda and ISIS, as well as other foreign policy challenges we face. I felt it important to take the opportunity to meet with the President-elect now before the drumbeats of war that neocons have been beating drag us into an escalation of the war to overthrow the Syrian government—a war which has already cost hundreds of thousands of lives and forced millions of refugees to flee their homes in search of safety for themselves and their families.
“While the rules of political expediency would say I should have refused to meet with President-elect Trump, I never have and never will play politics with American and Syrian lives.
“Serving the people of Hawaiʻi and our nation is an honor and responsibility that I do not take lightly. Representing the aloha spirit and diversity of the people of Hawaiʻi, I will continue to seek common ground to deliver results that best serve all Americans, as I have tried to do during my time in Congress.
“Where I disagree with President-elect Trump on issues, I will not hesitate to express that disagreement. However, I believe we can disagree, even strongly, but still come together on issues that matter to the American people and affect their daily lives. We cannot allow continued divisiveness to destroy our country.
“President-elect Trump and I had a frank and positive conversation in which we discussed a variety of foreign policy issues in depth. I shared with him my grave concerns that escalating the war in Syria by implementing a so-called no fly/safe zone would be disastrous for the Syrian people, our country, and the world. It would lead to more death and suffering, exacerbate the refugee crisis, strengthen ISIS and al-Qaeda, and bring us into a direct conflict with Russia which could result in a nuclear war. We discussed my bill to end our country’s illegal war to overthrow the Syrian government, and the need to focus our precious resources on rebuilding our own country, and on defeating al-Qaeda, ISIS, and other terrorist groups who pose a threat to the American people.
“For years, the issue of ending interventionist, regime change warfare has been one of my top priorities. This was the major reason I ran for Congress—I saw firsthand the cost of war, and the lives lost due to the interventionist warmongering policies our country has pursued for far too long.
“Let me be clear, I will never allow partisanship to undermine our national security when the lives of countless people lay in the balance.”
.Write to her to show support. Ziad