DAMASCUS: Another pathetic effort by Zionist ghetto rodents to demonstrate commitment to Jihadist allies fighting the Syrian people was exposed today as a complete failure. SyrPer has learned that the explosions were set off by Zionist aircraft flying over Occupied Palestine and firing missiles off-target. The missiles struck a fuel depot at the MarjRuhayyil AB used for commercial and military aircraft. Other than a ball of fire, the attack accomplished next to nothing. Zionist liars offered the usual cocktail of inane explanations by describing the assault as one directed at HZB’s acquisition of new technology. That is, of course, ridiculous since Iran and Syria do not use airbases near the capital to provide HZB with its weapons and ammunition. It is, however, testimony to Syria’s advanced air defense system which compels the Zionist criminals to use their own airspace to fire at targets inside Syria. I believe another volley of missiles to destroy the Zionist Hatzor AB would be appropriate.
There are productive negotiations now taking place between several terrorist groups in Barza and the SAA. It appears that the groups negotiating are willing to accept amnesty or get shunted off to Idlib Province. The only hitch so far has been frenetic objections from Saudi-accented cockroaches in Jordan (MOK) who are warning their paid-for mercenaries in Jaysh Al-Islam and Ahraar Al-Shaam to persevere as long as possible. That’s, of course, very easy to say while the Syrian Army is breathing down their rodent necks. Yet, that’s the situation at present.
The Syrian Army has also trapped and arrested 16 members of Nusra/Alqaeda in a tunnel near Barza. The Army had to fight to keep our militias from executing them. These rodents have some value for information on what the British weasels are doing in Jordan.
The great Southern Front has brought nothing but shame and embarrassment to the delusional British and Saudi crackpots running the terrorist networks in Syria from their hq’s in Jordan. Instead of leading their heroic Neanderthals to a new Islamist state, they have, instead led them down a path to annihilation like the Pied Piper of Hamelin. Yesterday and today, Nusra/Alqaeda lost 68 rodents to the Syrian Army through sheer stupidity. At the Al-Naaziheen Camp, Al-‘Abbaasiyya Quarter and Al-Masri Roundabout, the SAA savaged the crude vermin by destroying 3 of their tanks, all of which were occupied by complements of 3 rats each who were given an early taste of hell. A BMP armored vehicle was also destroyed along with 4 Hell cannons, a rocket launch pad and 6 pickups with 23mm cannons aboard.
Al-Karak Quarter: 2 Nusra/Alqaeda surveillance units were decimated when SAA SF squads target them with mortars and Kornet rockets. These same units were then deployed to the Post Office area where a car carrying a team of rodents was turned into a convection oven. All fortifications in the areas here have been destroyed. Here are the names of the only Syrians identified by valid documents:
Mahmoud Khaalid Al-Sa’eed
Bilaal ‘Abdul-Majeed ‘Ali Hawwaani
Muhammad ‘Abdul-Jabbaar Al-Mahaasini
Taariq Mustafaa Al-Jabal
Ismaa’eel Ahmad Khursheed
DAYR EL-ZOR: The Syrian Army liberated Tallat Al-Hassan from the stench of ISIS today and killed an Egyptian microbe by the name of “AbuAyham Al-Masri”. The SAA also wiped out 11 rodents at the Electronic Protection Brigade base while the rest fled into the desert.
At the Cemeteries to the west side, SAA and Shu’aytaat tribesmen raided an ISIS position, conquered it up to 400 meters and killed scores of quivering rodents.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
More on the Khaan Shaykhoon incident from Tim Hayward in an intelligent analysis:
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Diploma with Honors from Ann Arbor Pioneer High School in 1968; B.A. University of Michigan in Ann Arbor 1968-1972; M.A. University of Michigan Dept. of Near Eastern Studies 1972-1974; Ph.D. Cand. Univ. of Michigan 1972-1977; Then went to law school. Credits: Harvard University for classes in Islamic Philosophy; Fellowships from University of Pennsylvania 1976; 2 from Univ. of Michigan. Read English, Arabic, German, French, Farsi, some Hebrew. Studied Ancient Greek and Latin before grad school. Michigan Supreme Court Certified Interpreter/Translator for Arabic and English