MISYAAF, HAMA PROVINCE: Dr. ‘Azeez Isbir, seen in this photo at a conference for scientists, was killed by an embedded MOSSAD agent with the Turkish-supported Free Syrian Army. The Zionist cockroach ordered the IED which was placed in a car that was remotely triggered. It is reported to SyrPer that the FSA officer insisted on detonating the IED himself in order to “kill a Christian”. Dr. ‘Azeez will be remembered forever for his formidable contributions to Syrian missile technology as Director of the Center for Scientific Research, an institution which will enable our army to vanquish the Zionist grubs in the war to liberate all Palestine. His missile designs are found not only in Syria, but, in Lebanon with Hizbollah and the Ansaar Allaah Movement in Yemen. May he rest in peace.
Another photo of the martyred Dr. ‘Azeez Isbir courtesy of SANA.
AL-SARRAAF: The Nusra group of criminals launched an attack on a small Syrian Army fortified checkpoint this morning in the early hours close to Al-Rubay’ah on the Turk border. The attack was a miserable failure. Eyewitness accounts show that 17 rodents were dropped, either killed or wounded and that the rest crawled back to their lairs in Turk-Occupied Syria.
Syrian Army artillery savaged the bulldozer-built fortifications belonging to units of the Jaysh Al-‘Izza and the Turkestaan Party. The revetments were completely destroyed, ironically, by the same kinds of rockets and bombs they were meant to prevent. The area targeted was in the North of Hama at Lihaayaa and Al-Lataamina 35 kms north of Hama City, close to the Idlib Provincial border. The SAA was positioned north of Hilfaayaa and Miharda.
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