Al-Arba’een: The Syrian Army received intelligence from MI about a grouping of terrorist rodents from Kataa`ib Al-‘Izza which was attempting to attack an SAA strongpoint to the north of this suburb of Hama. The captain commanding the SAA unit was quick to react and ordered 4 T-72 tanks equipped with the Saraab-2 anti-TOW system to confront the rodents. All of this took place while SAA artillery targeted the rats to soften them up and cause a disruption in their discipline. It was a complete success as the terrorists left 6 carcasses while carrying off their wounded. The dead rodents were all foreigners and did not have papers stuffed in their cargo pockets. One of the carcasses had a documents in Urdu, the language of Pakistan.
N. Maharda Area: Another rodent attack with machine guns from the axis of Al-Jaisa toward SAA positions was drowned in a hailstorm of artillery fire that left 2 rodents dead. As an added bonus, the SAA visually confirmed the destruction of several terrorist fortifications. The rodents were identified:
Safwaan Hussayn Al-‘Amood
Muhammad ‘Umar Siraaj-Al-Deen
Qal’at Al-Madheeq: This is in the area of North Suqaylabiyya. An attack was mounted by Kataa`ib Al-‘Izza on SAA positions which resulted in a complete destruction of the cockroaches. The Syrian Army used tanks and delivered the final blow with APCs which delivered a platoon of infantry who engaged the terrorists in gunfire resulting in the confirmed deaths of 3 rats. 7 rodents were taken prisoner and are warbling elegantly for the Air Force Intelligence interrogators.
Al-Habeet: This is Nusra territory in South Idlib. Vague reports of heavy fighting with scores of snakes killed or injured. The fight is ongoing.
The Syrian First Lady, Asmaa Al-Assad, underwent surgery last Sunday, January 27, 2019, at the Damascus Military Hospital. The First Lady was diagnosed with early stage breast cancer. She recovered very quickly after the surgery and was photographed greeting the parents of Syria’s martyrs.
VENZUELA: Will Maduro please get the Supreme Court in Caracas to lift Guaido’s legislative immunity? This traitor must be arrested and brought to justice on the grounds of sedition and treason. I am aware that Maduro has not been successful for the Venezuelan Republic, yet, he remains the president and nobody should be allowed to simply declare themselves president by virtue of colonialist and imperialist forces. Sadly, I do not believe Russia to be as committed to Maduro as she is to Dr. Assad. I could be wrong since word is leaking out that a Russian security team has taken position around Maduro and that Russia is working to back him diplomatically and politically. I will know everything is fine when I see Cuban soldiers coming to his aid.