May 7th, 2014 10:38 am    33 comments

DAYR EL-ZOR WIPEOUT SPRING CLEANING IS COMING

IDLIB: Ma’arrat-Massreen:  A nest of terrorists, mostly foreign, coupled with a stable of vans and weaponized pickups was completely destroyed on Monday when an SAA assault unit descended on it after receiving Intel from informants in the area.  No names available. Al-Naajiya, Al-Bushayriyya and Hallooz in the mountains just west of Jisr Al-Shughoor, skirmishing with…

April 22nd, 2014 09:54 am    68 comments

TALE OF THE DEAD GERMAN RAPPER NUSRA V. ISIS IN THE COMIC BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

DAYR EL-ZOR: He was born, Denis Mamadou Gerhard Cuspert in 1975 in Kreuzburg, Berlin, Germany. He converted to Islam and adopted the name, Abu Maleeq (which means “Father of the one who flatters” – A meaningless name typical of these rapper nihilistic nincompoop creeps).  He became famous as a rap singer in Germany with the…

April 11th, 2014 10:26 am    37 comments

OBAMA ERDOGHAN STILL ON WAR CRIMES PATH

  ALEPPO/HATAY: We have been reading about a new terrorist organization created by the United States War Criminal government of Barack Obama.  The group, according to our sources, is exclusively made up of trainees at U.S. terrorism base in Jordan who were ordered out by the Jordanian government as part of King Abdullah’s recent volte…

April 4th, 2014 11:25 am    44 comments

“THE GATES OF HELL” OPEN IN DAMASCUS; AL-MALEEHA LIBERATED!; MASSIVE SAA ASSAULT ON RATS AROUND ALEPPO PRISON; CHIEF OF STAFF VISITS NORTH LATAKIA; NUSRA EXECUTES ITS OWN FOR WORKING FOR ISIS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

LATAKIA:          _______________________________________________________________ Kasab:  Another dirty Moroccan rat leader bit the dust yesterday here. He was another “Abu Qataada Al-Maghribi”.  Rat websites were a-twitter yesterday with bereavements over fellow rodents dropping like lemmings in Kasab. _______________________________________________________________ HUGE SAA REINFORCEMENTS ARE ARRIVING ON THE BATTLE SCENE AS MORE NEWS DEVELOPS THAT THE JORDANIAN SOUTHERN FRONT…