HOMS TO FALL TO SYRIAN ARMY POPULATION ECSTATIC OVER NEWS OF LIBERATION 3
April 23rd, 2014 08:11 am    121 comments

HOMS TO FALL TO SYRIAN ARMY POPULATION ECSTATIC OVER NEWS OF LIBERATION

Jubb Habl Village and Mannookh Road: a Hyndai microbus went up in flames when explosives inside, having been stored, transported and rigged, ignited before the vehicle could be parked in a town to kill innocent civilians.  The explosion killed all 4 rats inside: Nassreddeen Al-Haffaar (Known “genius” bomb-maker and child molester) Khaleel Abu-Ahmad Muhammad-‘Ali Muhammad…

HOMS AND ALEPPO: GRAVEYARDS FOR TERRORIST RODENTS 5
April 22nd, 2014 06:52 am    5 comments

HOMS AND ALEPPO: GRAVEYARDS FOR TERRORIST RODENTS

  Homs: Jubb Al-Jandali: The SAA has moved slowly to retake institutions in the old city.  Yesterday, SAA troops took over the Al-Waleediyya School and killed 2 rats who stayed behind to catch their red-eye flight to Satan’s Boucherie on the Rue D’Enfer. Tal ‘Umri:  An attack on a military outpost spelled ruination for the…

OLD HOMS ABOUT TO FALL TO SAA 8
April 18th, 2014 08:09 am    14 comments

OLD HOMS ABOUT TO FALL TO SAA

  It should be obvious to everyone that the terrorist communique translated and published by SyrPer last week should have heralded the end of the rat presence in Old Homs.  It actually did.  Almost every Syrian rat turned himself in to the authorities for Amnesty consideration.  Some were, of course, army deserters who had to…

AL-RAMOOSA LIBERATED BY SYRIAN ARMY 10
April 17th, 2014 11:25 pm    20 comments

AL-RAMOOSA LIBERATED BY SYRIAN ARMY

ALEPPO: SyrPer can confirm that the much-heralded Turk-orchestrated “campaign” on Aleppo has been a complete, utter and unmitigated flop. Al-Raamoosa, a linchpin site for a rat resurrection in Aleppo has fallen completely into the hands of the SAA.  There are some pockets of resistance, mostly Chechen and Daghestani vermin, but, the winds of victory are…