November 20th, 2018 08:51 am    5 comments

“BRING ME THE HEAD OF JAMAAL KHAASHOGGI”: ISTANBUL FIASCO: THE SAUDI BLACK COMEDY PLAYS OUT WITH A NEW CULPRIT

Muhammad bin Salmaan, Saudi Arabia’s Clown Prince looks out at his subjects like a hyena sniffing a herd of antelope. If you believe that the Khashoggi murder is becoming more and more like another clinging, cloying Barry Manilow song that just won’t percolate out of your skull, leaving you, at best, with a feeling of…

November 10th, 2018 12:33 pm    401 comments

SYRIAN ARMY RESCUES KIDNAPPED DRUZE FROM THE CLUTCHES OF ISIS; THE DETAILS

All eight terrorist slugs lie awaiting the hungry vultures who will devour their carcasses and leave their droppings to dry in the sun awaiting the inevitable dung beetles who shall further process their toxic atoms. Here is a snapshot of the rescued civilians who were subject to an infinity of horror amidst the psychopathic tormentors…

November 4th, 2018 08:02 am    232 comments

THE RUSSIAN SPHINX; SYRIAN SECURITY DIVES FOR ABANDONED RAT WEAPONS; TERRORISTS DIGGING DEEPER TUNNELS IN N. HAMA

QUNAYTRA PROVINCE:  Before the collapse of the terrorist network in Qunaytra, rodents working under the control of the Zionist Apartheid State discarded all their weapons in Lake Al-Hurriyya (Freedom Lake) near the town of the same name.  The weapons were mostly positioned in Jibaataa Al-Khashab but transferred to this body of water so as to…

October 16th, 2018 09:30 am    1,279 comments

THE ONLY ROGUE ACTOR IS MBS; SYRIA’S S-300 UP AND RUNNING

With SyrPer having identified clearly the way the Saudi “hit-team” dispatched poor Islamist warthog, Jamaal Khashoggi, the Saudi government is now trying to adopt our narrative to blame the botched operation on rogue elements inside the security services for the death of what King Salmaan called: “our Saudi citizen”.  You see, I have a wide…

October 14th, 2018 11:13 am    260 comments

THE FIFTEEN SAMURAI; THE MAGNIFICENT FIFTEEN KIBOSHNIKS; ALL THE KING’S HORSES AND ALL THE KING’S MEN

HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL, HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL; ALL THE KING’S HORSES AND ALL THE KING’S MEN COULDN’T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN.   JAMAL KHASHOGGI during happier times Despite warnings from his closest friends, Jamal Khashoggi, took a chance and entered the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul on October 2, 2018 and…

October 8th, 2018 08:22 am    678 comments

TURK-ARMED RODENTS CRUSHED IN N. HAMA; RUSSIA SENDS TERRORISTS A WARNING IN IDLIB; MORE YANK MALIGN ACTIVITY IN DZ

HAMA: Turkestaan Islamic Party is under the direct control of MIT, Turkey’s spy agency, the equivalent of the CIA.  No operation conducted by the TIP is without the MIT’s permission or involvement. Yesterday, at Al-Mansoora and Tal Waasit, the TIP launched a frontal attack on several SAA positions there.  However, good intelligence resources alerted the…

September 26th, 2018 11:25 am    1,807 comments

21ST CENTURY HOAX TO PRESENT NEW FILM ABOUT CHEMICAL WEAPONS; WHITE HELMETS SELF-DESTRUCT ON POISON GAS THEY WERE CARRYING; BRANDON’S PROFOUND STUDY OF THE PSYOPS MEDIA WAR ON SYRIA

21ST CENTURY HOAX PRESENTS A CINEMATIC ACHIEVEMENT OF THE FIRST MAGNITUDE A FILM PRODUCED BY ACCLAIMED SCHLOCKMEISTER GEORGE LOONEY IN ASSOCIATION WITH HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE AND THE CENTRAL SPOOKS OF MCLEAN, VIRGINIA THEDIRECTION GENERAL DE LA SECURITE INFERIEURE MOSSAD KHAZARIAN-SCHMALTZ PRODUCTIONS AND MIT   “HONEY, I LEFT THE SARIN IN A WHITE HELMET!!!”© STARRING: …

September 22nd, 2018 11:53 am    1,392 comments

WHITE HELMET CRIMINALS PREP NEW FABRICATED SCENE FOR CW MOVIE; U.S. SAVES ISIS COMMANDERS IN DARING HELICOPTER EXTRACTION

IDLIB:  And it’s coming to a theater near you.  And sooner than you think. You see, the so-called White Helmets farce has to have a series of sequels in order for the franchise to continue producing profits for the monsters in Britain.  While it is true that Belgium has stopped giving them any support because…