November 21st, 2016 01:04 pm    173 comments

HUGE SYRIAN ARMY REINFORCEMENTS TO EAST ALEPPO FOR THE LIBERATION!!; OVER 50+ ISIS RODENTS KILLED IN ALEPPO’S DAYR HAAFIR; KHAAN AL-SHAYKH LIBERATED; ALQAEDA SURRENDERS ALL POSITIONS

ALEPPO:  I told you so.  Over 13,000 new troops are being sent to the Aleppo front with the sole mission to exterminate every slithering rodent and snake inside East Aleppo.  And this is something new for you:  Last Thursday, the people of East Aleppo rose up in a massive demonstration to get the rodents out…

November 17th, 2016 01:13 pm    387 comments

RUSSIA KILLS 30+ RATS IN IDLIB, 3 OF WHOM WERE MAJOR FIELD COMMANDERS; SYRIAN ARMY ADVANCES IN ALEPPO AMIDST HUGE DEMONSTRATIONS TO RID CITY OF TERRORIST RODENTS; BRANDON TARGETED BY MSM HYPOCRISY

IDLIB:  It’s official.  The Russian Aircraft Carrier, Admiral Kuznetsov, and the Kaliber Missile carrying frigate, the Admiral Gregorovitch, are in action over Idlib, Homs and Aleppo.  Yesterday, the Gregorovitch fired at least 5 Kaliber cruise missiles at terrorist concentrations in Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan, Binnish, Saraaqib, striking at mainly Nusra/Alqaeda and Jaysh Al-Fath infrastructure.  That means they…

November 16th, 2016 08:33 am    142 comments

RUN, RODENT, RUN! THEY’RE COMING TO GET YOU IN ALEPPO! 24 HOUR WARNING HAS RUN OUT AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN

HAMA:    Tallat Buraydeej:  In the northwest rural area of Hama, Jaysh Al-Nasr and Tajammu’ Al-‘Izza, tried to occupy checkpoints of the SAA but were decimated during the dawn of Monday, November 14, 2016.  3 pickups with 23mm cannons were destroyed along with 2 transport trucks containing weapons and ammunition.   Hilfaayaa:  Citizens have informed…

November 13th, 2016 09:13 am    281 comments

OVER 100 RODENTS DIE IN AL-ASSAD SUBURB IN ALEPPO AFTER ITS LIBERATION; KHAAN AL-SHAYKH READY TO FALL TO THE SAA; SLEEPER CELL CLOSED DOWN IN HAMA

ALEPPO:  The count is encouraging.  During the battle to retake the Dhaahiyat Al-Assad suburb, the Syrian Army confirmed killing 32 rodents from the Harakat Nooreddeen Al-Zangi, 81 Nusra/Alqaeda vermin and 10 Al-Hizb Al-Turkistaani vultures.  With MInyaan now liberated, too, the only Aleppan issue to be resolved is the struggling rats inside the eastern flank of…

November 12th, 2016 07:13 am    113 comments

DAHIYET AL ASSAD COMPLETELY LIBERATED, RUSSIA CONFIRMS THE USE BY THE US BACKED “MODERATE” TERRORISTS OF PROHIBITED SUBSTANCES IN THE BATTLE OF 1070 APARTMENT COMPLEX.

“Exclusive to Syrper” by Canthama Aleppo   On Friday, the SAA and allied forces stormed the districts of Minyaan and Dhaahiyat Al-Assad. The former was subjected to a long 72-hour battle with back-and-forth actions, but yesterday, the Republican Guard and the Desert Hawks fighting forces  broke the terrorists’ defensive lines thus allowing them to quickly…

November 11th, 2016 03:32 pm    163 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS KHAAN AL-SHAYKH!

The Syrian Arab Army has entered the south-eastern flank of Khaan Al-Shaykh occupying 8 city blocks east of the Duroosha-Dayr-Khabiyya-Al-Buwaydha Avenue.  The Syrian Army has also established full artillery control over Al-Zuhoor Avenue.  Taken aback by the suddenness and fury of the Syrian Army assault, the rodents of Nusra/Alqaeda mounted a counter-attack with the usual…

November 10th, 2016 10:45 am    198 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS FAREWELL TO HILLARY CLINTON; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AL-HIKMA SCHOOL; AIR FORCE FLATTENS SENIOR COMMANDER OF JAYSH AL-ISLAM

Our blue-eyed prez has got to go through the painful drudgery of valediction again in the aftermath of Hillary Clinton’s rousing defeat on Tuesday, November 8, 2016.  Most of us wept with joy at seeing the sullen crone go down the chute to the inevitable chamber-pot of dashed hopes, vanished dreams and foiled schemes.  Like…

November 9th, 2016 11:46 am    267 comments

COLD WAR IS OVER; TRUMP VICTORIOUS; EXPECT OVERTURES TO DR. ASSAD AS HOPES FOR RENEWED DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS GROW; HILLARY CLINTON IN THE ABANDONED SEWER OF HISTORY

(Image courtesy of “Slate”) I will not deny it.  I campaigned and voted for Donald Trump.  My hope was always that he would defeat the war-mongering termagant, Hillary Clinton.  While I shared many people’s view that the candidates were not, necessarily, the very best, I harbored deep inside me a sense of confidence that Donald…