SYRIAN ARMY KILLS SCORES OF TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS 1
August 9th, 2014 07:04 pm    40 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS SCORES OF TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS

  Al-Maleeha:  East of the Rubber Factory and in the area of Tamico Pharmaceutical Complex, the SAA reduced the number of rodents scurrying around be this: Zaki Wardaan Muhammad Tayjoon `Aassef Khawaaja ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Deeraani Another 3 could not be identified.   Al-Shifooniyya:  (Le Chiffoniere), several nests with rats inside were cleared out to the delight…

CITIZENS OF DAYR EL-ZOR TAKE THE SLAUGHTER TO ISIS/SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES RATS AT TABQA AIR BASE 3
August 9th, 2014 10:30 am    28 comments

CITIZENS OF DAYR EL-ZOR TAKE THE SLAUGHTER TO ISIS/SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES RATS AT TABQA AIR BASE

    Abu Hamaam, Al-Jarzi, Abu Hardoob:  These largely sedenterized bedouin clans do not take kindly to spaced-out Islamist freaks like those of ISIS.  Yesterday, in a brazen assault, citizens of these villages attacked a group of Saudi-controlled ISIS rodents and killed every one of them.  The patriotic citizens then reached all the way to…

200 OBAMA TERRORISTS KILLED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN DAMASCUS 4
August 8th, 2014 02:30 pm    47 comments

200 OBAMA TERRORISTS KILLED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN DAMASCUS

DAMASCUS:   The Syrian Army has once again proven that Obama’s plans to continue the terrorism against the Syrian people is without any functioning compass or evident purpose. Waadi Buhayraan:  The SAA killed 23 of ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Basheer’s vermin in a perfectly laid trap using remote detonation devices with marksmen to pick up the rest.  …

609 SURRENDER IN DER’AH; SOUTHERN FRONT FAILS FOR NATO’S FOOLS 5
August 7th, 2014 11:03 am    10 comments

609 SURRENDER IN DER’AH; SOUTHERN FRONT FAILS FOR NATO’S FOOLS

  DER’AH:   Izra’:  This very sleepy agricultural town has a theater where they still exhibit Egyptian movies from the 50s.  Yesterday, over 600 former rat informers, mules, sympathizers, arms smugglers, safe-house operators and, even, killers, surrendered and managed to finagle an Amnesty deal that will allow them to go back to a normal life. …

SYRIAN ARMY SUFFOCATES OBAMA’S RATS IN DAMASCUS AND QUNAYTRA 6
August 7th, 2014 10:32 am    32 comments

SYRIAN ARMY SUFFOCATES OBAMA’S RATS IN DAMASCUS AND QUNAYTRA

    DAMASCUS: The Obama-Army of rats and vermin is in a tough, hopeless situation now as thousands of former supporters have opted for the Amnesty Program and with some joining the National Defense Forces.  With support vaporizing, especially among the fence-sitting rural Sunnis, it appears that recruitment is a mere pipe dream.  The SAA…

TERRORISTS STRUGGLE TO INFILTRATE FROM LEBANON; SAA TRIUMPHS ALL OVER DAMASCUS 7
August 6th, 2014 01:36 pm    65 comments

TERRORISTS STRUGGLE TO INFILTRATE FROM LEBANON; SAA TRIUMPHS ALL OVER DAMASCUS

  Khaan Al-Shaykh:  Desperate terrorists, thirsting for a shot of whiskey, tried to infiltrate into the liquor distillery and pharmaceutical factory east of the Al-Salaam Highway and got a shot of something else instead. ‘Alloosh’s group appears more dysfunctional than ever. Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of Wikimapia:   Khaan Al-Shaykh Farms:  2 pickups with 2…

HAMA: COMING UNDER CONTROL/RATS FAIL IN IDLIB AGAIN 8
August 6th, 2014 09:03 am    15 comments

HAMA: COMING UNDER CONTROL/RATS FAIL IN IDLIB AGAIN

      Tal ‘Abdul-‘Azeez Village:  2 attempted assaults on a military checkpoint were repulsed and the attackers mostly killed.   Mork (var: Al-Mawrek):  A pack of rats tried to invade a checkpoint.  2 pickups with 23mm cannons were either destroyed or disabled.  All 7 rats involved died.  I have no names.   Umm Khurayza…